Breaking Tony White plays USC for what will likely be a big raise from Nebraska

[Goskers07]

I am too hungover to follow all of this.

At this point, all I'm sure of is that someone dropped the ball on a chance with a threesome involving Vicki.

 

[djw004]

At this point, all I'm sure of is that someone dropped the ball on a chance with a threesome involving Vicki.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Billy "white shoes" Johnson?

Yes. I saw him behind that concession stand with his hand up Molly "The Melons" Morgenson's shirt

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

I actually think the stats for the NU defense are almost guaranteed to go down in 2024. There's no way that the shitty offenses of MN, WI, PU, ILL, NW, IA are all equally as bad again in 2024. It's literally not possible.

If White moves after 2024 his best hope is showing a 2 yr track record PLUS some high profile stops at the end of games on national TV. That might help to offset the worse defensive stats in 2024.

(Unfortunately if you watched NU on TV in 2023 you saw the D breakdown to give the opponent the win WAY too many times: MN, CO, MSU, MD, WI, IA. It'd be nice for White if you tuned in in 2024 and saw the defense making the stand at the end of the game, instead of breaking to give the other team the win)

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Yes. I saw him behind that concession stand with his hand up Molly "The Melons" Morgenson's shirt

Well....
If you know Molly like I know Molly...it wasn't just Billy

 

[Irv]

Over the course of 5 minutes, reading the last few pages of this thread, I have really turned on El Chicano.

 

[Drue629]

Looks like I was late to the circle jerk.

If Tony stays we gotta pay him 1.5+. I'm not saying he's irreplaceable but you can't be going through cordinators every year. The top coordinators in the country are getting paid 1.8-2 mil. Come on Turd...

 

[Lionsfan93]

You're turning this site into tater island.

"Damn you turds for saying bad things!"

No, @jaihawk is right. This place was pretty rough for awhile there. Lots of potatoes freaking out and overreacting. I am a little grateful though - saw some true colors and added a few to the "ignore list"

 

[Husker_in_OK]

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[BIGSTICK67]

Thread went to 8 pages during my appt. Quite the roller coaster in that hour.

The question is what do y'all do for a living? I'm here for one post - back to work for me.

 

[Turn Down for What]

No, @jaihawk is right. This place was pretty rough for awhile there. Lots of potatoes freaking out and overreacting. I am a little grateful though - saw some true colors and added a few to the "ignore list"

10 years of Nebraska football stepping in shit will piss off some people.

 

[Alcaus]

No, @jaihawk is right. This place was pretty rough for awhile there. Lots of potatoes freaking out and overreacting. I am a little grateful though - saw some true colors and added a few to the "ignore list"

Using the ignore feature is literally the easiest thing to do I'm convinced some people just enjoy bitching about other people bitching.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Damn, I’ve been missing out. This thread is delivering.

 

[Irv]

Using the ignore feature is literally the easiest thing to do I'm convinced some people just enjoy bitching about other people bitching.

Yep. Game changer. And you don't have to use it hardly it all for a huge improvement.

 

[Steveweiser316]

Is Tony gone?

 

[BradWesley]

Damn, I’ve been missing out. This thread is delivering.

It really is an amazing read, if you read it from the beginning

 

[nscottie]

No, @jaihawk is right. This place was pretty rough for awhile there. Lots of potatoes freaking out and overreacting. I am a little grateful though - saw some true colors and added a few to the "ignore list"

Generally, most posters here are great. Always going to be differences of opinion. But still so much better than Dollar Dean’s site. I’m still pissed that I cancelled before my subscription ended, and didn’t get my $1 back.

 

[Steveweiser316]

 

[Irv]

Can we use AI to change the title of this thread every time someone posts a new screenshot?

 

[Snockered69]

Ive learned that USC reporting also has a Mongo Musings section