Things you say that you're so proud of!

[Tyneb23]

I dropped this line today on my daughter. She got a B in English and I finally got to say it. Fist pump moment.

 

[Adolph Coors]

sitting at the bar last night having a coors light & then a pendleton. bartender asks me if id like another pendleton or a beer.

i said lets talk this out. right-now-me wants a pendleton but tomorrow-me wants a coors light.

so ill compromise and have both.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

Bet, mid, on god, bussin, rizz,

 

[turek420845]

Ugly face, dad bod and a micro penis.

 

[cwessel76]