The wife’s thoughts on our autocorrects…

[Papa...Football]

So I was explaining to my wife tonight about the auto-corrects and how we’re all 12 year old boys at heart still.

She thought the UCLAbia, Cockeyes, Buttgers etc was hilarious.

She then asked, what does the Huskers correct to. I said we don’t disparage our own team.

She said it should correct to the “Cusskers” because all I do is cuss at the TV!

Also suggested the “Hushkers”, cause nearly every team we play shuts us down.

I asked if she had thoughts on the USC Trojans correction, and she said how bout the Jizzbags.

God I love that woman!

 

[Havoc34]

she cooked

 

[iruletheskool]

she cooked

OP sold for talking to his wife about the board

 

[HCFord1]

OP sold for talking to his wife about the board

This. My wife doesn’t even know about the board, she just thinks I’m texting other women.

 

[Papa...Football]

OP sold for talking to his wife about the board

Wut?

 

[Papa...Football]

she cooked

What does this mean?

 

[Goskers07]

This. My wife doesn’t even know about the board, she just thinks I’m texting other women.

My wife constantly makes fun of me for talking to my "internet buddies." Although she thinks it's great anytime we meet up.

 

[HCFord1]

My wife constantly makes fun of me for talking to my "internet buddies." Although she thinks it's great anytime we meet up.

Yeah I was just kidding my wife is well aware of this place

 

[Husker_in_OK]

Jizzbags is actually a good option to put in our future poll for USC

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Jizzbags is actually a good option to put in our future poll for USC

It’ll definitely be in the poll

 

[HuskerGarrett]

What does this mean?

It’s a good thing. I don’t know how to explain it though. Like “let Russ cook”

 

[DanasMullet69]

What does this mean?

She hit the nail on the head

 

[HuskerGarrett]

She hit the nail on the head

Oh yeah that’s a good way to explain it

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

What does this mean?

It’s a past tense spin on the “let him cook” gen Z slang.

 

[Tell_Sackett]

It’ll definitely be in the poll

Jizzbags ain't bad, but may I suggest the Trophylactics. Seems classier.

 

[God is a Husker]

OP and @HuskerGarrett

 

[greybeardedchild]

It’s a past tense spin on the “let him cook” gen Z slang.

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Thanks for trying, but I dont think this helped me at all. Hornypost? Rizz? lol im not even gonna bother at this point.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Thanks for trying, but I dont think this helped me at all. Hornypost? Rizz? lol im not even gonna bother at this point.

Really the first sentence is all that matters.

It just means to give someone space to do whatever they are doing.

Rizz is short for charisma.