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Luckily I am not poor and have both DN and streaming services.
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lolololol "portal potty" is a technical word. Not sure who on this board was in the area at the time, but the bathroom was pretty chaotic so I doubt anyone really noticed. It was in an actual establishment in a tailgating area. No stopping it. Flushed probably 8 times in a matter of 60 seconds so nothing lingered. Listened very closely and couldn't hear anyone say anything outside the stall so I'm pretty sure I was in the clear. There was also a small fight that was starting to break out so that helped divert attention.A "portal potty"???
What did it do send your shit to another dimension? I've never shit so bad it opened up a gate to the Nether Worlds.
I like streaming (have most of them) but like DN for these reasons. Being able to also quickly flip through channels is glorious. I am fucking old so maybe that is it too.
I was going to say fuck her sister, but this is probably the better optionYou must reassert dominance by dropping a bigger, stinkier dookie than him.
Remind her that an attitude like that means she gets no cock rockin and can’t give you any blowies for at least two weeks.We've been having issues with Dish Network so we had a tech out today to fix it.
While here, he went into the restroom and took what smelt like a shit of a lifetime.
After he left, my wife said. "Why didn't you say something to him?"
Me: "He couldn't take it back and he did fix the TV problem."
Her. "You're such a wimp and I am pissed just so you know."
Remind her that an attitude like that means she gets no cock rockin and can’t give you any blowies for at least two weeks.
Let her know you are putting her on lockdown and you won’t tolerate her shit.
Stand your ground King 👑I tried that...she just walked away laughing.....
I yelled at her "I don't chase those hoes, I replace those hoes"
Your first mistake is keeping Dish. Fuck those greedy fucks and their shit ass service.We've been having issues with Dish Network so we had a tech out today to fix it.
While here, he went into the restroom and took what smelt like a shit of a lifetime.
After he left, my wife said. "Why didn't you say something to him?"
Me: "He couldn't take it back and he did fix the TV problem."
Her. "You're such a wimp and I am pissed just so you know."
Because you’re gay and have a husband?So glad I don't have to worry about shit like this.
(pun intended) 💩
Not saying I've ever done that (I haven't), or would do it (I probably wouldn't), but it would be a fun get-back, lol.
Also, you could use her toothbrush to brush off your taint and bung hole if you are really feeling nasty and she is that much of a bitty. 😎 Then mention to her the next day or two her coffee drinking may be staining her teeth.
I think you need to take a dump on your wife’s chestI tried that...she just walked away laughing.....
I yelled at her "I don't chase those hoes, I replace those hoes"