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2 days ago my wife had a 340 lbs 5 feet tall patient that was wondering why she and her boyfriend couldn’t get pregnant
Sometimes I wanna be a serial killer
A bowling ball. Your wife's patient was a bowling ball.
Sitting here for most of the day today in a public building in good old Lincoln, Nebraska…I’m struck by how many people walking by are VERY overweight by a very unhealthy margin. I’m not talking a little ‘beer belly’ here either.
We truly live in a ‘super size’ society today.
I recognize there are many reasons for it, but damn. Haven’t just sat and really observed in a long time.
So, get off your ass, go for a walk, and put down that extra fist full of fries…that extra beer however is still fully acceptable.
Sheesh. That is all.
My Aunt worked in an Emergency Room. One of her favorite stories was about an obese woman who came into the Emergency Room after a car accident. She was so fat that when they were cleaning her up they found a big ole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos under one of her rolls of fat. Crushed but still unopened and appeared it had been there for at least a week or so. How da fuck can you not know a bag a tater chips is under one of your rolls of fat? And how did it even get there in the first place?Get a job in healthcare. It is eye opening.
My Aunt worked in an Emergency Room. One of her favorite stories was about an obese woman who came into the Emergency Room after a car accident. She was so fat that when they were cleaning her up they found a big ole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos under one of her rolls of fat. Crushed but still unopened and appeared it had been there for at least a week or so. How da fuck can you not know a bag a tater chips is under one of your rolls of fat? And how did it even get there in the first place?
My daughter played Rugby in high school in Illinois. They played a team from Chicago that had 3 girls who were easily over 250 lbs. One of the girls weighed in at 300+. Was crazy watching 110 lb girls try to tackle any of those behemoths. They just bounced off of her. Normally the big girls were only good for 1-2 runs so they weren't out there long but when they were it was interesting to watch girls try to tackle them. I think my daughters team lost 3 players that game (Concussion, Broken Collar Bone, ACL/Knee).Went to my daughter's cheer recital this past Sunday and I noticed the same over there. I could stand to lose 10-15 pounds being 225-230 at 6'2", but 60% of the people I saw there were overweight by 50+ lbs
That story is more pleasant than her one about the lady who stuck a fish up her HooHaa not realizing the fish scales only allowed easy movement in one direction. Got a fish stuck up there. Plus a couple stories of gay guys putting unusual things in their asses that got stuck, died or broke like Gerbils, Light Bulbs, Vegetables, Flashlights.......
10 pounds and I’m back to fighting weight…like most of us…but today was eye opening.Went to my daughter's cheer recital this past Sunday and I noticed the same over there. I could stand to lose 10-15 pounds being 225-230 at 6'2", but 60% of the people I saw there were overweight by 50+ lbs
Jesus. So much for eating my supperMy Aunt worked in an Emergency Room. One of her favorite stories was about an obese woman who came into the Emergency Room after a car accident. She was so fat that when they were cleaning her up they found a big ole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos under one of her rolls of fat. Crushed but still unopened and appeared it had been there for at least a week or so. How da fuck can you not know a bag a tater chips is under one of your rolls of fat? And how did it even get there in the first place?
Not sure what to think of thisWorked with a dude who was cleaning his 9mm, which turned out to be loaded at the time, slipped in his hand and accidentally fired a shot point blank into his stomach. Gut was big enough it actually probably saved his life because it went through a couple rolls and then through his thigh. Six wounds, but ended up pretty much unharmed and left the hospital that night.
Feels like that anecdote alone disproves DarwinismNot sure what to think of this
Did you slide over to ABM? From the outside looking in, it appears 2 out of 3 are very fit and could use a little more of my meat in their lives. The other, the white guy is probably @B1G_10_Tony ’s mentor in life.Sitting here for most of the day today in a public building in good old Lincoln, Nebraska…I’m struck by how many people walking by are VERY overweight by a very unhealthy margin. I’m not talking a little ‘beer belly’ here either.
We truly live in a ‘super size’ society today.
I recognize there are many reasons for it, but damn. Haven’t just sat and really observed in a long time.
So, get off your ass, go for a walk, and put down that extra fist full of fries…that extra beer however is still fully acceptable.
Sheesh. That is all.