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The Phats of society

Rough day.


Emergence GIF by ABC Network
 
Sitting here for most of the day today in a public building in good old Lincoln, Nebraska…I’m struck by how many people walking by are VERY overweight by a very unhealthy margin. I’m not talking a little ‘beer belly’ here either.

We truly live in a ‘super size’ society today.

I recognize there are many reasons for it, but damn. Haven’t just sat and really observed in a long time.

So, get off your ass, go for a walk, and put down that extra fist full of fries…that extra beer however is still fully acceptable.

Sheesh. That is all.


Went to my daughter's cheer recital this past Sunday and I noticed the same over there. I could stand to lose 10-15 pounds being 225-230 at 6'2", but 60% of the people I saw there were overweight by 50+ lbs
 
Get a job in healthcare. It is eye opening.
My Aunt worked in an Emergency Room. One of her favorite stories was about an obese woman who came into the Emergency Room after a car accident. She was so fat that when they were cleaning her up they found a big ole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos under one of her rolls of fat. Crushed but still unopened and appeared it had been there for at least a week or so. How da fuck can you not know a bag a tater chips is under one of your rolls of fat? And how did it even get there in the first place?
 
My Aunt worked in an Emergency Room. One of her favorite stories was about an obese woman who came into the Emergency Room after a car accident. She was so fat that when they were cleaning her up they found a big ole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos under one of her rolls of fat. Crushed but still unopened and appeared it had been there for at least a week or so. How da fuck can you not know a bag a tater chips is under one of your rolls of fat? And how did it even get there in the first place?
What The Wtf GIF by Justin
 
Went to my daughter's cheer recital this past Sunday and I noticed the same over there. I could stand to lose 10-15 pounds being 225-230 at 6'2", but 60% of the people I saw there were overweight by 50+ lbs
My daughter played Rugby in high school in Illinois. They played a team from Chicago that had 3 girls who were easily over 250 lbs. One of the girls weighed in at 300+. Was crazy watching 110 lb girls try to tackle any of those behemoths. They just bounced off of her. Normally the big girls were only good for 1-2 runs so they weren't out there long but when they were it was interesting to watch girls try to tackle them. I think my daughters team lost 3 players that game (Concussion, Broken Collar Bone, ACL/Knee).
 
That story is more pleasant than her one about the lady who stuck a fish up her HooHaa not realizing the fish scales only allowed easy movement in one direction. Got a fish stuck up there. Plus a couple stories of gay guys putting unusual things in their asses that got stuck, died or broke like Gerbils, Light Bulbs, Vegetables, Flashlights.......
 
The excuses and mental gymnastics that fats use are amazing. I once heard this fat girl say that the fat rolls on the back of her neck were from looking down at her phone too much. You ever think they were just there because you are fat, fatty?
 
And don't get me started on the fat women who wear the thongs that ride up way past their pants. You can't unsee that. At times I wonder if those truly are thongs or are they regular underwear that's tinsel strength is just being tested by stretching it out.
 
My Aunt worked in an Emergency Room. One of her favorite stories was about an obese woman who came into the Emergency Room after a car accident. She was so fat that when they were cleaning her up they found a big ole bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos under one of her rolls of fat. Crushed but still unopened and appeared it had been there for at least a week or so. How da fuck can you not know a bag a tater chips is under one of your rolls of fat? And how did it even get there in the first place?
Jesus. So much for eating my supper
 
Worked with a dude who was cleaning his 9mm, which turned out to be loaded at the time, slipped in his hand and accidentally fired a shot point blank into his stomach. Gut was big enough it actually probably saved his life because it went through a couple rolls and then through his thigh. Six wounds, but ended up pretty much unharmed and left the hospital that night.
 
Worked with a dude who was cleaning his 9mm, which turned out to be loaded at the time, slipped in his hand and accidentally fired a shot point blank into his stomach. Gut was big enough it actually probably saved his life because it went through a couple rolls and then through his thigh. Six wounds, but ended up pretty much unharmed and left the hospital that night.
Not sure what to think of this
 
Sitting here for most of the day today in a public building in good old Lincoln, Nebraska…I’m struck by how many people walking by are VERY overweight by a very unhealthy margin. I’m not talking a little ‘beer belly’ here either.

We truly live in a ‘super size’ society today.

I recognize there are many reasons for it, but damn. Haven’t just sat and really observed in a long time.

So, get off your ass, go for a walk, and put down that extra fist full of fries…that extra beer however is still fully acceptable.

Sheesh. That is all.
Did you slide over to ABM? From the outside looking in, it appears 2 out of 3 are very fit and could use a little more of my meat in their lives. The other, the white guy is probably @B1G_10_Tony ’s mentor in life.
 
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