The only time I’d turn down a threesome.

[HuskerPAC]

If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

 

[Juro]

If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

On one hand, I get it.

On the other hand, lotion.

 

[Red Dog]

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Spoiler: FFS OP

 

[Goskers07]

I'm thinking that one is worth the risk.

But otherwise, heal up well.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I'm thinking that one is worth the risk.

But otherwise, heal up well.

Yeah I mean what's the worst case? You rip your nut sack open and it heals back together so they have to snip you again?

 

[HuskerPAC]

Yeah I mean what's the worst case? You rip your nut sack open and it heals back together so they have to snip you again?

Yes that is worst case. I do not want to do that again haha

 

[mbuskirk5]

Hope yours goes a lot better than mine did. I felt like I had just been kicked in the nuts for about 10 days straight.

 

[BradWesley]

Had mine about 10 years ago over March Madness. The perfect time of the year to be on a comfortable chair for 12 hours straight.

Frozen peas actually work

 

[huskin1]

What if Tiffany gomas or however you spell it enters the threesome??? If I were you I’d abort mission at that monent

 

[Ext. 55]

If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

Thoughts and Prayers for your balls.

That being said…if you run across Ana and Sydney and they want the HuskerPac Cack…vasectomy be damned, you take those little swollen nuts and take one for the tPB team!!!

What the hell OP!?!??

 

[Cash68847]

Had mine about 10 years ago over March Madness. The perfect time of the year to be on a comfortable chair for 12 hours straight.

Frozen peas actually work

If i do it that has always been my plan.

 

[ZJSARENOTFREE]

If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.

Welcome to the club, but now you can openly go whack off about 10 times before your next appt.

 

[Jim14510]

It wasnt that bad. The mistake is thinking you're ok and doing a bunch of walking. When you think you're good take it easy another day or two.

 

[iruletheskool]

Gonna have to after the 5th one..,

 

[Quint]

Had mine about 10 years ago over March Madness. The perfect time of the year to be on a comfortable chair for 12 hours straight.

Frozen peas actually work

Had mine the Friday before the ‘99 season opener.

Did great until after the Cockeye game and decided to remodel the downstairs bathroom.

Don’t do that.

Frozen peas and doing not much of anything was the right play.

 

[BradWesley]

Had mine the Friday before the ‘99 season opener.

Did great until after the Cockeye game and decided to remodel the downstairs bathroom.

Don’t do that.

Frozen peas and doing not much of anything was the right play.

 

[HuskerPAC]

It wasnt that bad. The mistake is thinking you're ok and doing a bunch of walking. When you think you're good take it easy another day or two.

Yea I’ve already found standing and walking isn’t the play.

 

[Ironwardog]

Had a couple of buddies just get theirs done, they said it wasn’t too bad compared to what they expected. If my wife and I have our planned 2nd then I’m probably getting snipped too afterwards. I’ve only had one friend, quite a few years ago, have a bad experience. Think golfball next to a softball…. He was down for 3 extra months because he pushed it a little too hard too early (he’s a farmer like me and went out to the shop too early).

 

[LoudHogRider]

I won the coin flip in our house. Tubal ligation for the Mrs. & a fully intact unit for me!