The Michigan spy

[Juro]

They used signals, Matt Masker signaled the plays in. I knew most of their signals during SF's tenure.

So clearly, Michigan only beat us because they cheated and then are lying about it.

 

[Ext. 55]

Ugh...let's be honest. How miserable the games must have been for him? Can you imagine going to a college football game and not tailgating, getting a little tuned up for pre-game, pre-game shots/beers, grabbing a crappy slice of Val's stadium pizza, running out for halftime beers, crashing the board after the game to throw down a few more?

I mean...showing up at game time, paying attention and being laser focused to learn audibles and play calls and then leaving to compile your notes?

WTF???? Lame. What a shit job. Let's go to the strip club and spend it in the shitter looking at dudes piss and squirting them with cologne...yeah, that's the best comparison I could come up with.

 

[Juro]

Ugh...let's be honest. How miserable the games must have been for him? Can you imagine going to a college football game and not tailgating, getting a little tuned up for pre-game, pre-game shots/beers, grabbing a crappy slice of Val's stadium pizza, running out for halftime beers, crashing the board after the game to throw down a few more?

I mean...showing up at game time, paying attention and being laser focused to learn audibles and play calls and then leaving to compile your notes?

WTF???? Lame. What a shit job. Let's go to the strip club and spend it in the shitter looking at dudes piss and squirting them with cologne...yeah, that's the best comparison I could come up with.

What would you do to get Nebraska a NC?

 

[Ext. 55]

What would you do to get Nebraska a NC?

I’m not saying I’d be above it…just that in that particular aspect, I wouldn’t want to be the guy with that job.