Twitter Super Bowl Thread

[cwessel76]

Remy needs to get on my level, brother.

 

[Bootleg11]

We call that yo-yo. It's tough because you basically have 3 options...yo-yo, bump it or own it. Either way, your toast because if you own it you're chasing fucking Sky Moore or Kadarius Toney 45 yards and getting picked anyways. If you bump it you're getting a bad matchup of Kelce vs a small corner on the goalline and if you yo-yo you get what the Chiefs did last night. All that plus you're dealing with a top 3? Qb of all time anyways.

 

[Bootleg11]

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Didn’t hear Hardman’s name last night. Was he injured?

 

[Bootleg11]

Didn’t hear Hardman’s name last night. Was he injured?

Yes

 

[Huskerbuck85]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

This tweet will be the grievances that propels KC to their next super.bowl

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"no one believed in us. Even before the seasons Twitter user TeabaggedJoeMama69 said that Mahomes wasn't the GOAT because Brady has more rings."

-Travis Kelce postgame presser after the Chiefs win the super bowl as a preseason +180 bet

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

He does that look back all the time... He said he does it to take a peak for a holding flag too to make sure he doesn't take unnecessary hits. This was not that.

 

[Jim14510]

Not a hot take that Hurts outplayed Mahomes in that game.

Flaming hot to say that if he was a GM he'd rather have Hurts.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Not a hot take that Hurts outplayed Mahomes in that game.

Flaming hot to say that if he was a GM he'd rather have Hurts.

Now Hurts had 20(?) more snaps but...

 

[Jim14510]

Now Hurts had 20(?) more snaps but...

Hurts had the ball more because they sustained long drives. The best way to beat Mahomes.

 

[Bootleg11]

Hurts had the ball more because they sustained long drives. The best way to beat Mahomes.

Mahomes threw a single incompletion in the 2nd half and it was a throw away.

Hurt’s played great. But he also had an unforced turnover that got returned for 6. There’s no way to watch that game and say he outplayed Mahomes unless you’re A) an Eagles fan and/or B) Just hate the Chiefs/Mahomes/both

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Mahomes threw a single incompletion in the 2nd half and it was a throw away.

Hurt’s played great. But he also had an unforced turnover that got returned for 6. There’s no way to watch that game and say he outplayed Mahomes unless you’re A) an Eagles fan and/or B) Just hate the Chiefs/Mahomes/both

Yeah awfully shitty hill to die on when Hurts basically fumbled the game away

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Hurts had the ball more because they sustained long drives. The best way to beat Mahomes.

That, but mainly he fumbled the ball and the Chiefs also had great special teams play.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Mahomes threw a single incompletion in the 2nd half and it was a throw away.

That is a fucking dumb stat... He did that on one leg against the best pass defense.

People actually think Hurts out played Mahomes

 

[Baron Winnebago]

That is a fucking dumb stat... He did that on one leg against the best pass defense.

People actually think Hurts out played Mahomes

Mahomes prosthetic leg looked great

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Jim14510]

B) Just hate the Chiefs/Mahomes/both

Shhh