Stock Market/Investing/Day Trading/Speculative Trading Thread

[LoudHogRider]

Holy rollercoaster ride today, Batman. We're down, we're up, we're down again, we're up ...

 

[BingoDingo]

Nope, it was fake.

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Your 401K lost more money in 2022 but the media didn't want to blow that up. You don't know what you don't know and that's cool.

Not how percentages work bro! Derps always do whataboutism, but lol if you can't distinguish between the two markets.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Not how percentages work bro! Derps always do whataboutism, but lol if you can't distinguish between the two markets.

A little early to be drinking …

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

A little early to be drinking …

Classic Low T humor!

 

[cwessel76]

Because of this, which apparently is fake.

Edit: Maybe not fake? If not fake, I'm dying lmao!

 

[cwessel76]

Not how percentages work bro! Derps always do whataboutism, but lol if you can't distinguish between the two markets.

Yeah there’s a huge difference between a down market and one that is a result of ritual seppuku.

 

[Herbie]

STONKS
Hope they keep falling

 

[herbsinator]

Your 401K lost more money in 2022 but the media didn't want to blow that up. You don't know what you don't know and that's cool.

The difference is this has happened in the course of 5 days. If you can’t tell the difference then you’re extremely low IQ or being very disingenuous.

 

[BingoDingo]

 

[JerryBones5]

The difference is this has happened in the course of 5 days. If you can’t tell the difference then you’re extremely low IQ or being very disingenuous.

 

[JerryBones5]

Who is your daddy china

 

[cwessel76]

Who is your daddy china

 

[BradWesley]

You love this volatility, and you know it. 😂

 

[herbsinator]

Who is your daddy china

You seem like a real smart guy, so you probably already know this, but US exports only account for 3% of China’s GDP and 15% of China total exports. Additionally, Xi doesn’t have to worry about elections and the US is going to get into the mid term election cycle in a few months, so China can let this sit for much longer. US doesn’t really have that much leverage against China.

 

[JerryBones5]

You seem like a real smart guy, so you probably already know this, but US exports only account for 3% of China’s GDP and 15% of China total exports. Additionally, Xi doesn’t have to worry about elections and the US is going to get into the mid term election cycle in a few months, so China can let this sit for much longer. US doesn’t really have that much leverage against China.

I guess we'll see, won't we?

 

[vailhusker]

 

[cwessel76]

I guess we'll see, won't we?

I’d rather not have been here in the first place but that’s just me

 

[cwessel76]

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Financial Advisor Announces It's Time To Panic, Urges Clients To Make Hasty, Emotional Decisions

ANNAPOLIS, MD — Local financial advisor Rick Rosas announced that now was the time for utter panic and urged his clients to hastily make huge money moves based on pure emotion.

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