Single Guys Thread

[Black Dean]

How many tinderellas you chatting up at once?

 

[Juro]

Back in the day, I matched with ten all at once and then promptly got ghosted by all ten.

 

[Toe]

I tried Tinder once. Never got a match, so yeah...

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

not a single, so not sure why i'm chiming in. feel free to tell me to get fucked.

in my single days, i was on bumble and hinge. it was ridiculous in dallas during that time. all you can eat buffet. literally. One week in particular i had a korean, cambodian, nigerian and maybe even a white girl. went on two dates a night one time, but that was too much for my simple brain to manage.

did i mention i was a sex addict?

 

[Huskersballz]

Been on a pretty long break from Tinder for probably 2 years now just been working on me… used to slay on it when I lived in Lincoln around 2017ish… think about downloading it again after the 4th but we will see. Hooked up with a true @WesternNebraskan girl over Memorial Day weekend when I was out west and she’s coming out Swimtown (her first time ever, true Western Nebraskan) for the weekend of the 4th… definitely have copious amounts of sects planned.

 

[Ext. 55]

Nothing good can come from participating in this thread...but will read all posts.

 

[dsbigred1]

not a single, so not sure why i'm chiming in. feel free to tell me to get fucked.

in my single days, i was on bumble and hinge. it was ridiculous in dallas during that time. all you can eat buffet. literally. One week in particular i had a korean, cambodian, nigerian and maybe even a white girl. went on two days a night one time, but that was too much for my simple brain to manage.

did i mention i was a sex addict?

Get fucked

 

[dsbigred1]

Been on a pretty long break from Tinder for probably 2 years now just been working on me… used to slay on it when I lived in Lincoln around 2017ish… think about downloading it again after the 4th but we will see. Hooked up with a true @WesternNebraskan girl over Memorial Day weekend when I was out west and she’s coming out Swimtown (her first time ever, true Western Nebraska) for the weekend of the 4th… definitely have copious amounts of sects planned.

I am literally throbbing as I fantasize about the tan lines

 

[Huskersballz]

I am literally throbbing as I fantasize about the tan lines

Definitely sick of Swimtown girls so I’m ready for the change of pace… plan on going to the CWS tonight tho and will be low key on the prowl.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@B1G_10_Tony - GITT. You're the singlest, horniest 40 year old of all time. Drop some truth bombs up in here.

 

[TrentMilfer]

Definitely sick of Swimtown girls so I’m ready for the change of pace… plan on going to the CWS tonight tho and will be low key on the prowl.

Old Matt last Friday and Saturday had the hottest group of girls ive seen in awhile. Just insane. I dont know where they come from. Mayor Jean must ship them in for the CWS

 

[thE kErnEl]

@Clinkenhofer isn't on this board, so I will tell on him. He was going through his divorce a few years after I had and DM'd me on RSS asking for advice. My answer is always the same, "fuck them all". If only someone had given me that advice earlier...get on the dating apps immediately and fuck them all.

He took that advice and went forward with great gusto. I was trying to brag to him about having sex with two women one day, but he topped that by having a mother/daughter combo that same day. He's not one to share this, but he has mastered the 40-year-old divorced man thing.

 

[Link-]

Being in a rural area, there ain’t much to choose from and no city chicks want anything to do with someone who ain’t got land. Uphill battle boiz.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

not a single, so not sure why i'm chiming in. feel free to tell me to get fucked.

in my single days, i was on bumble and hinge. it was ridiculous in dallas during that time. all you can eat buffet. literally. One week in particular i had a korean, cambodian, nigerian and maybe even a white girl. went on two dates a night one time, but that was too much for my simple brain to manage.

did i mention i was a sex addict?

Was? You are a sick man

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

@B1G_10_Tony - GITT. You're the singlest, horniest 40 year old of all time. Drop some truth bombs up in here.

Tried to lose this chick 4 times on Tuesday at the CWS but she hunted me down like a dog. I needed a ride back out west so you know what happened

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Tried to lose this chick 4 times on Tuesday at the CWS but she hunted me down like a dog. I needed a ride back out west so you know what happened

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Got a buddy that’s on Bumble. Said he’s got 20 broads going currently. The boy needs some help.

 

[Cash68847]

@Clinkenhofer isn't on this board, so I will tell on him. He was going through his divorce a few years after I had and DM'd me on RSS asking for advice. My answer is always the same, "fuck them all". If only someone had given me that advice earlier...get on the dating apps immediately and fuck them all.

He took that advice and went forward with great gusto. I was trying to brag to him about having sex with two women one day, but he topped that by having a mother/daughter combo that same day. He's not one to share this, but he has mastered the 40-year-old divorced man thing.

As a threesome or at different times and if it was a different times did they know about each other?

 

[thE kErnEl]

As a threesome or at different times and if it was a different times did they know about each other?

Mine was different times and no they didn't. I'm fuzzy on his details. I think they were different times, but knew about it.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

My name is Scott Frost and I'm a womanizer. GBR.