Single Guys Thread

[Black Dean]

Had to cut this 22 year old ginger loose as she was a prude and didn’t like my sex text and telling her I wanna fuck her face. Having lunch today with this 6’ blonde so hoping to bang by the end of the week and have a bang session lined up next Friday with this chick (met the old fashion way Saturday night) doesn’t have her kids. Also have my FWB who wants me to fill her holes after work today.

 

[Daddy]

Had to cut this 22 year old ginger loose as she was a prude and didn’t like my sex text and telling her I wanna fuck her face. Having lunch today with this 6’ blonde so hoping to bang by the end of the week and have a bang session lined up next Friday with this chick (met the old fashion way Saturday night) doesn’t have her kids. Also have my FWB who wants me to fill her holes after work today.

Jeezus H, Dean.

 

[Jim14510]

Started the night with about $200 in my pocket.. Intention was to take it "easy" just drinking normal alcohol content beer. Literally woke up at 4 am on the hardwood floor with $0.

 

[Daddy]

Started the night with about $200 in my pocket.. Intention was to take it "easy" just drinking normal alcohol content beer. Literally woke up at 4 am on the hardwood floor with $0.

 

[Black Dean]

Started the night with about $200 in my pocket.. Intention was to take it "easy" just drinking normal alcohol content beer. Literally woke up at 4 am on the hardwood floor with $0.

Haha that’s me everytime I go to the bar and then I start pounding vodka after 1 beer

 

[Black Dean]

Jeezus H, Dean.

The tall blonde wants the D tonight, she loved me at lunch and I told her about how I am a master in the art of cunnilingus so it’s on like donkey Kong

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Please tell me thats your truck I just saw at CWS. Blue rims and the license plate that says Daddy.

Edit: maybe @Daddy

Wasn't me, my rims are RED.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I often wonder how I would have been with those apps in my single days. As it was I used many different online avenues like MySpace, hot or not, etc before those places disappeared.

Agree with the fuck them all because if and when that time comes that it’s gone you will miss them but have some great memories.

My advice to kids in the future....forget trying at the bar and just get on the apps. The same girl that would reject you in person would most likely fuck your brains out on O street in front of the same bars if met online. I got 2 in one day at my house and the one I didn’t get was the most likely one too as I’d been fucking her for a couple months already and she just wasn't available that day. Get the apps, fuck them all and don’t look back. I fucked one in front of Brix at midtown in Omaha and one in the parking lot of Pitch in west O. It’s easy.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Had to cut this 22 year old ginger loose as she was a prude and didn’t like my sex text and telling her I wanna fuck her face. Having lunch today with this 6’ blonde so hoping to bang by the end of the week and have a bang session lined up next Friday with this chick (met the old fashion way Saturday night) doesn’t have her kids. Also have my FWB who wants me to fill her holes after work today.

She will be ready to rock my man

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

My advice to kids in the future....forget trying at the bar and just get on the apps. The same girl that would reject you in person would most likely fuck your brains out on O street in front of the same bars if met online. I got 2 in one day at my house and the one I didn’t get was the most likely one too as I’d been fucking her for a couple months already and she just wasn't available that day. Get the apps, fuck them all and don’t look back. I fucked one in front of Brix at midtown in Omaha and one in the parking lot of Pitch in west O. It’s easy.

i heard a story of a guy that’s wife got caught having an affair in the Pitch parking lot lol

 

[God is a Husker]

I've been dating my wife since the bye week before the 2011 Neb. vs. Penn State game (the first game without Joe Pa in like 50 years, easy to remember our first date for me but my wife isn't a fan of how I'm able to remember it so easily)


been married since Riley's first season


my 18 month old son decided 4am was time to wake up today and act like the energizer bunny



I'm on my 4th cup of coffee and grumpy by the disturbing lack of pics of sloots and/or who'was in this thread

 

[Huskerbuck85]

i heard a story of a guy that’s wife got caught having an affair in the Pitch parking lot lol

Oh my...she said she wasn’t married! Lol pretty sure this wasn’t her but you never know.

 

[Black Dean]

She will be ready to rock my man

fucked twice, it was good. Gonna see if she wants another go tonight or tomorrow.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Oh my...she said she wasn’t married! Lol pretty sure this wasn’t her but you never know.

I’m still blaming you for the divorce ha

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

fucked twice, it was good. Gonna see if she wants another go tonight or tomorrow.

Better do your stretches brother

 

[Black Dean]

Better do your stretches brother

yeah I stopped by after work again and almost broke her bed hitting it doggy, my neck is sore after 2 days of muff diving

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

yeah I stopped by after work again and almost broke her bed hitting it doggy, my neck is sore after 2 days of muff diving

Dude you gotta take it easy. You’re just a man

 

[HCFord1]

yeah I stopped by after work again and almost broke her bed hitting it doggy, my neck is sore after 2 days of muff diving

Sounds exhausting

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

yeah I stopped by after work again and almost broke her bed hitting it doggy, my neck is sore after 2 days of muff diving

You need to have her rub icy hot on your neck in between sessions

 

[Black Dean]

You need to have her rub icy hot on your neck in between sessions

this is the knowledge I need from my elders