Saw an interesting sign on College gameday this morning....

[Turn Down for What]

I’m surprised more tpb members don’t have bidets

The fact that something is getting shot up your ass doesn’t sound very appealing.

 

[Cash68847]

The fact that something is getting shot up your ass doesn’t sound very appealing.

Don’t knock it until you try it.

 

[DuckSker]

No way you’re getting your ass fully clean while stand up wiping. Gross crusty bun sons of bitches. Probably dribbling dingleberrys onto your bathroom floor as well doing it that way.

The correct way is to lean forward while sitting, have never once got my hand wet or shitty.

 

[Huskerzz9457]

Ryan Day pulls his pants all the way down at the urinal.

This is another one we're all split on as well IYAM

 

[HughJanus]

This is another one we're all split on as well IYAM

 

[CornFed Gregger]

Is standing up just elevating off the seat?

Or are ppl standing all the way up & putting those buns together & spreading the peanut butter all over?

Or is this a no ass thing & some ppl can stand all the way up & wipe cuz they have a Hank hill ass?

 

[Turn Down for What]

No way you’re getting your ass fully clean while stand up wiping. Gross crusty bun sons of bitches. Probably dribbling dingleberrys onto your bathroom floor as well doing it that way.

The correct way is to lean forward while sitting, have never once got my hand wet or shitty.

No dripping here pal. My turds are quite dry and firm.

 

[Papa...Football]

You got two hands bucko and then gain in the range of motion more than offsets the difference

Personally, I’m hands free. Bidet all the way.

 

[greybeardedchild]

I am quite fat and stand to wipe.

Appreciate your honesty.

 

[Husker825]

Is standing up just elevating off the seat?

Or are ppl standing all the way up & putting those buns together & spreading the peanut butter all over?

Or is this a no ass thing & some ppl can stand all the way up & wipe cuz they have a Hank hill ass?
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Hank Hill ass here. I find that people who stand to wipe are more likely to turn into serial killers.

The real question should be do you spread your ass cheeks apart as you sit on the toilet?

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Is standing up just elevating off the seat?

Or are ppl standing all the way up & putting those buns together & spreading the peanut butter all over?

Or is this a no ass thing & some ppl can stand all the way up & wipe cuz they have a Hank hill ass?
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Dude at work has Hank Hill ass…I’ve always wanted to ask him if he Has cheeks to spread or is his asshole just right there for cleaning. A bidet would certainly not work for the no cheek crowd would it?

 

[Jim14510]

Half stand is the correct answer.