The fact that something is getting shot up your ass doesn’t sound very appealing.
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Saw an interesting sign on College gameday this morning....
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Don’t knock it until you try it.
No way you’re getting your ass fully clean while stand up wiping. Gross crusty bun sons of bitches. Probably dribbling dingleberrys onto your bathroom floor as well doing it that way.
The correct way is to lean forward while sitting, have never once got my hand wet or shitty.
The correct way is to lean forward while sitting, have never once got my hand wet or shitty.
This is another one we're all split on as well IYAM
Is standing up just elevating off the seat?
Or are ppl standing all the way up & putting those buns together & spreading the peanut butter all over?
Or is this a no ass thing & some ppl can stand all the way up & wipe cuz they have a Hank hill ass?
Or are ppl standing all the way up & putting those buns together & spreading the peanut butter all over?
Or is this a no ass thing & some ppl can stand all the way up & wipe cuz they have a Hank hill ass?
No dripping here pal. My turds are quite dry and firm.
Personally, I’m hands free. Bidet all the way.
Appreciate your honesty.
Hank Hill ass here. I find that people who stand to wipe are more likely to turn into serial killers.
The real question should be do you spread your ass cheeks apart as you sit on the toilet?
Dude at work has Hank Hill ass…I’ve always wanted to ask him if he Has cheeks to spread or is his asshole just right there for cleaning. A bidet would certainly not work for the no cheek crowd would it?
