Saw an interesting sign on College gameday this morning....

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"Ryan Day wipes standing up."

Seems like everyone has at one point in time.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Why would you sit down and restrict your range motion?

 

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Why would you sit down and restrict your range motion?

This is my line of thinking. I honestly wipe more while standing than sitting.

I always knew Michigan fans were ratarded, but that dig really missed the mark,

Idoits.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Buncha poors. Get a bidet and a personal attendant, FFS.

 

[Adolph Coors]

why would you stand to wipe?

 

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Only fat people stand up to wipe

This is not true.

I am quite fit and stand to wipe.

#Liar

 

[Papa...Football]

some of the discussions on here just make me shake my damn head

So anyway, sitting naturally spreads the cheeks, while standing closes them. Nuf said

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Why would I sit down just to wipe? Staying vertical the whole time is just easier

 

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some of the discussions on here just make me shake my damn head

So anyway, sitting naturally spreads the cheeks, while standing closes them. Nuf said

Why would I sit down just to wipe? Staying vertical the whole time is just easier

Both of these posts are true.

We have a true pickle on our hands.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’ve always stood and just found out this was a discussion that everyone is basically split on a couple years ago. If you’re sitting, doesn’t your hand basically get down in to the toilet bowl? Thats kinda gross.

 

[Cash68847]

I’ve always stood and just found out this was a discussion that everyone is basically split on a couple years ago. If you’re sitting, doesn’t your hand basically get down in to the toilet bowl? Thats kinda gross.

It definitely can but your hand is close to shit anyways. Wash up.

 

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I’ve always stood and just found out this was a discussion that everyone is basically split on a couple years ago. If you’re sitting, doesn’t your hand basically get down in to the toilet bowl? Thats kinda gross.

Some people are pigs.

And pigs like to play in shit.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m really proud of us. One day after our last game and we are already discussing how we wipe our ass.

 

[HughJanus]

Ryan Day pulls his pants all the way down at the urinal.

 

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Ryan Day pulls his pants all the way down at the urinal.

Ryan day sits to pee and stands to poop.

 

[HughJanus]

Ryan day stands to poop.

That sounds intimidating

 

[Baron Winnebago]

some of the discussions on here just make me shake my damn head

So anyway, sitting naturally spreads the cheeks, while standing closes them. Nuf said

You got two hands bucko and then gain in the range of motion more than offsets the difference

 

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You got two hands bucko and then gain in the range of motion more than offsets the difference

Right. While standing you take hand one to spread and take hand two to wipe.

 

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Ryan “Born on third base” Day currently getting his butt wiped while SITTING.

 

[Cash68847]

I’m really proud of us. One day after our last game and we are already discussing how we wipe our ass.

I’m surprised more tpb members don’t have bidets