Santabarbarahusker legit has no life at all

[thE kErnEl]

This. Thread. Delivers. I don't know who the o.p. is, but unless he wants to be like me when he grows up, he will have to take a back seat to @SantaBarbaraSker.

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

You’re welcome to visit my office in SB anytime; pro bono of course…you know…drive-through salary and all.

Have entertain an RSS member or two…you can even try to kick my ass, like you threatened in your DM. 🙂




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Ok post your offices address or phone number, or even part of a business card. I’ll wait. You won’t post it though because none of it actually exists. You live in a fantasy world through the internet. And by SB I’m sure you mean some Tin shitcan trailer in San Bernardino.

 

[Jim14510]

Ok post your offices address or phone number, or even part of a business card. I’ll wait. You won’t post it though because none of it actually exists. You live in a fantasy world through the internet. And by SB I’m sure you mean some Tin shitcan trailer in San Bernardino.

Why would you care even if what you're saying is true?

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

Why would you care even if what you're saying is true?

Because most people are completely full of shit on here, and he’s no different. I’ll bet he’s a paralegal working for some shitheel county in California making 40k a year. But on the internet , he’s “santabarbarian, master spell checker, cock rider, and imaginary law firm partner” it’s amazing what people will do to fulfill their own egos.

 

[huskermack]

Because most people are completely full of shit on here, and he’s no different. I’ll bet he’s a paralegal working for some shitheel county in California making 40k a year. But on the internet , he’s “santabarbarian, master spell checker, cock rider, and imaginary law firm partner” it’s amazing what people will do to fulfill their own egos.

Dang. You really need to chill a bit.
Who gives a fuck.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Ok post your offices address or phone number, or even part of a business card. I’ll wait. You won’t post it though because none of it actually exists. You live in a fantasy world through the internet. And by SB I’m sure you mean some Tin shitcan trailer in San Bernardino.

LOL…like I’m going to give you the name or phone number of my firm, so you can harass my partners, and staff, and leave shitty, made up online reviews. God you’re an idiot.

I‘m not gonna jump through any hoops for you..I’m not your fucking train monkey. Sure I could post a letter from Cal Bar, or a photo of my law school diploma, but I no the type of games insecure little trolls like you play…would never be enough. Not to mention I really don’t give a flying fuck if you believe me.

You’ve got an open invitation to come to Santa Barbara, where I guarantee you won’t do your tough guy act in person…

A ticket from Omaha to Santa Barbara via Denver can be had for under $300, so scrape your pizza delivery tips together, and come on out. I’ll even send a car service to pick you up at the SB airport.

Being that you’ve proven yourself to be a complete fucking psycho, water head (and judging from your DMs obsessed with riding cock for some reason) you are definitely not staying in our pool house, so you’ll need to come up with your own accommodations, we have a pretty decent youth hostel, and rescue mission (I think the mission would work best for you)

When you get here, I’ll give you a tour of the office. and even buy you a couple beers. Hell…I’ll even take you on a real boat ride. We can go about 25 miles offshore to the backside of the Channel Islands where we love to fish… Also where we dispose of the bodies😉


Send me your itinerary when you’re ready.


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[JohnWaynePilgrim]

LOL…like I’m going to give you the name or phone number of my firm, so you can harass my partners, and staff, and leave shitty, made up online reviews. God you’re an idiot.

I‘m not gonna jump through any hoops for you..I’m not your fucking train monkey. Sure I could post a letter from Cal Bar, or a photo of my law school diploma, but I no the type of games insecure little trolls like you play…would never be enough. Not to mention I really don’t give a flying fuck if you believe me.

You’ve got an open invitation to come to Santa Barbara, where I guarantee you won’t do your tough guy act the tough guy in person…

A ticket from Omaha to Santa Barbara via Denver can be had for under $300, so scrape your pizza delivery tips together, and come on out. I’ll even send a car service to pick you up at the SB airport.

Being that you’ve proven yourself to be a complete fucking psycho, water head (and judging from your DMs obsessed with riding cock for some reason) you are definitely not staying in our pool house, so you’ll need to come up with your own accommodations, we have a pretty decent youth hostel, and rescue mission (I think the mission would work best for you)

When you get here, I’ll give you a tour of the office. and even buy you a couple beers. Hell…I’ll even take you on a real boat ride. We can go about 25 miles offshore to the backside of the Channel Islands where we love to fish… Also where we dispose of the bodies😉


Send me your itinerary when you’re ready.


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Ok so you’re a complete bullshitter who makes everything up. Cool good to know. (Btw you can’t post it, because well, it does not ACTUALLY exist)

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

Dang. You really need to chill a bit.
Who gives a fuck.

Nah, I just can’t stand people that are blatant liars, then get called on it and still double down on their own bullshit.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Ok so you’re a complete bullshitter who makes everything up. Cool good to know. (Btw you can’t post it, because well, it does not ACTUALLY exist)

OK cool,

I do find it humorous that you think of a law degree as being such an unattainable goal. Wasn’t even my first career choice. Wanted to be a physicist but couldn’t handle the math.


Please post your name occupation, employers name, and employers phone number….No…on second thought, don’t bother. I don’t give a fuck.


By the way, invitation to visit is open in perpetuity (sorry, you may have to look up that last word). Let me know when you scrape together the funds.






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[SantaBarbaraSker]

If anyone’s intereste (and I honestly have no earthly clue why any of you would) here’s is the thread on RSS that got JWPs panties in such a wad that he ended up getting himself perma-ban. you’ll need to be RSS member to view, so JWP…that exclude you. 🤣


Thread 'For your Friday viewing pleasure. Miss Lauren Stivrins'
https://nebraska.forums.rivals.com/...viewing-pleasure-miss-lauren-stivrins.299563/






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[JohnWaynePilgrim]

OK cool,

I do find it humorous that you think of a law agree as being such an unattainable goal. Wasn’t even my first career choice. Wanted to be a physicist but couldn’t handle the math.


Please post your name occupation, employers name, and employers phone number….No, on second thought don’t bother I don’t give a fuck.


By the way, invitation to visit is open in perpetuity (sorry, you may have to look up that last word). Let me know when you scrape together the funds.






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How about I fly to you? I just took the bonanza out to San Bernardino yesterday and it reminded of what a shithole CA is lol. See I can post this because it actually happened. Unlike mr. I’m too big of a pussy to post a business card. Go back to your imaginary law firm and the contessa Sam I am.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

I’m here for all of this

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

If anyone’s intereste (and I honestly have no earthly clue why any of you would) here’s is the thread on RSS that got JWPs panties in such a wad that he ended up getting himself perma-ban. you’ll need to be RSS member to view, so JWP…that exclude you. 🤣


Thread 'For your Friday viewing pleasure. Miss Lauren Stivrins'
https://nebraska.forums.rivals.com/...viewing-pleasure-miss-lauren-stivrins.299563/






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All I said was she was flat lol, which got every incell on that board ruffles including yourself.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Sounds good fly on out…I’m sure everybody’s super impressed that you can fly a little rented plane…you do know 10-year-olds can do that… right?

You still didn’t post your name, employer, and their phone number as you demanded from me. You been blacked out the ID numbers on the little plane. 🤣

Hell I’ve posted photos of my boat, my office, our vacation home in Pagosa Springs, CO (where more than one RSS members have been to visit). What the hell does that prove?

Just not stupid enough to post personal information to satisfy a weaselly little message board troll like yourself.





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[JohnWaynePilgrim]

Sounds good fly on out…I’m sure everybody’s super impressed that you can fly a little rented plane…you do know 10-year-olds can do that… right?

You still didn’t post your name, employer, and their phone number as you demanded from me. You been blacked out the ID numbers on the little plane. 🤣

Hell I’ve posted photos of my boat, my office, our vacation home in Pagosa Springs, CO (where more than one RSS members have been to visit). What the hell does that prove?

Just not stupid enough to post personal information to satisfy a weaselly little message board troll like yourself.





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Well it’s actually my plane. I blacked it out so your chronic masturbating ass can’t track my plane. And yeah blah blah blah , keep rambling about all your made up shit you don’t own. You haven’t posted anything, you are a confirmed bullshitter. Post a partial corner of your business card, or even just the city and zip code. You won’t or quite literally can’t because the shit doesn’t exist lol. And no a 10 year old can’t fly or rent a bonanza you complete dumbshit. I swear the more you talk the dumber you look. Go on back to the contessa Sam I am. Or are you going insane again ? You and nebraskafaninwi still giving each other hand jobs?

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

All I said was she was flat lol, which got every incell on that board ruffles including yourself,

Yeah, you didn’t get panties in a wad at all.…
That’s why you resorted to sending me these DM‘s, getting yourself perma-ban. 🤣






Heading out to happy hour with the wife, so you’ll have to continue this on your own for a while…or don’t…whatever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯








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[SantaBarbaraSker]

Well it’s actually my plane. I blacked it out so your chronic masturbating ass can’t track my plane. And yeah blah blah blah , keep rambling about all your made up shit you don’t own. You haven’t posted anything, you are a confirmed bullshitter. Post a partial corner of your business card, or even just the city and zip code. You won’t or quite literally can’t because the shit doesn’t exist lol. And no a 10 year old can’t fly or rent a bonanza you complete dumbshit. I swear the more you talk the dumber you look. Go on back to the contessa Sam I am. Or are you going insane again ? You and nebraskafaninwi still giving each other hand jobs?

You haven’t posted anything that confirms anything either. All you’ve confirmed is that you have a photo of a plane🤣 which no one even cares about if it’s true. Is that supposed to be some huge accomplishment?



Heading out to happy hour with the wife, so you’ll have to continue this on your own for a while…or don’t…whatever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯





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[HuskerGarrett]

This is getting good now. Definitely better than when @Savedatmoney and @SantaBarbaraSker used to fight

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

You haven’t posted anything that confirms anything either. All you’ve confirmed is that you have a photo of a plane🤣 which no one even cares about if it’s true. Is that supposed to be some huge accomplishment?



Heading out to happy hour with the wife, so you’ll have to continue this on your own for a while…or don’t…whatever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯





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Yet again, proof you are a complete bullshitter. Quit talking about it and be about it . Real millionaires and successful lawyers don’t go on forums and brag about what they have, they laugh at people like yourself that are so insecure, you actually have to go on a forum and broadcast your made up life. It’s honestly pathetic dude. I’m sure happy hour with the wife probably means in reality you get drunk in 90s Astro van in the outskirts of San Bernardino while debating whether to pull the trigger on your daddy’s shotgun, but you just don’t have the courage. So you come on here , try to cover up your fucked up child hood and complete waste of a life you’ve created up until this point by making up a complete fantasy world and pretending to be something that only exists in your imagination, narcissistic lunatics like yourself are what psychiatrists dream to break down and study. Sound about accurate there Sam I Am? Oh wait I forgot your with the contessa.

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

SB got 40k shares of AAPL when it split.

I invented Mars and am the king of shit mountain, both are equally true.