Santabarbarahusker legit has no life at all

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Did you search reddit yet?

na, not even worth it.

could be entertaining though… if anyone happens across something…link please. 😂


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[JohnWaynePilgrim]

na, not even worth it.

could be entertaining though… if anyone happens across something…link please. 😂


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You are just a straight cockrider man, like who the fuck brags about knowing a mod or getting someone banned. I have never in my life encountered someone on a forum that takes so much pride in being on a goddamn Internet forum. I legitimately wonder what a daily routine consists of for someone like yourself.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

You are just a straight cockrider man, like who the fuck brags about knowing a mod or getting someone banned. I have never in my life encountered someone on a forum that takes so much pride in being on a goddamn Internet forum. I legitimately wonder what a daily routine consists of for someone like yourself.

Probably

1. wake up. Piss excellence
2. Check in with his mod homies
3. Lunch with mod homies
4. Lawyering and stuff
5. Dinner
6. Say goodnight to mod homies

lol jk no hard feelings to @SantaBarbaraSker

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

You are just a straight cockrider man, like who the fuck brags about knowing a mod or getting someone banned. I have never in my life encountered someone on a forum that takes so much pride in being on a goddamn Internet forum. I legitimately wonder what a daily routine consists of for someone like yourself.

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[SantaBarbaraSker]

Probably

1. wake up. Piss excellence
2. Check in with his mod homies
3. Lunch with mod homies
4. Lawyering and stuff
5. Dinner
6. Say goodnight to mod homies

lol jk no hard feelings to @SantaBarbaraSker

No offense taken…funny as fuck…and pretty accurate.






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[Jim14510]

A day in a mods life for those actually wondering.

9ish - Wake up, Scroll through likes and reply to applicable posts
10ish - leave home for office
10:15-10:30 - Continue scrolling through likes, laugh at my own posts
Noon - Eat taco bell for lunch
12:30 - Continue scrolling through likes and posts of admiration
4:50 -Add up some numbers and stuff
4:55 - Leave office to pick up kids
6ish - Make Dinner
6:30 - Faintly hear wife bitching about not paying attention to her because I'm scrolling. Tell her I love her and that I am listening. Ask if she wants to give me a BJ tonight. Get an answer of "No fucking chance". Go back to scrolling and not listening.
7ish - Check the TV for anything good, also continuing to scroll
Midnight to 2 amish - Wake up to TV asking if I'm still watching, jerk off best looking mod to ever exist, go back to sleep

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

A day in a mods life for those actually wondering.

9ish - Wake up, Scroll through likes and reply to applicable posts
10ish - leave home for office
10:15-10:30 - Continue scrolling through likes, laugh at my own posts
Noon - Eat taco bell for lunch
12:30 - Continue scrolling through likes and posts of admiration
4:50 -Add up some numbers and stuff
4:55 - Leave office to pick up kids
6ish - Make Dinner
6:30 - Faintly hear wife bitching about not paying attention to her because I'm scrolling. Tell her I love her and that I am listening. Ask if she wants to give me a BJ tonight. Get an answer of "No fucking chance". Go back to scrolling and not listening.
7ish - Check the TV for anything good, also continuing to scroll
Midnight to 2 amish - Wake up to TV asking if I'm still watching, jerk off best looking mod to ever exist, go back to sleep

Well shit, I may as well be a mod, sounds pretty much like my life, except the make dinner part.




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[Jim14510]

Well shit, I may as well be a mod, sounds pretty much like my life, except the make dinner part.




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Wife will make chicken nuggets or frozen pizza occasionally.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Wife will make chicken nuggets or frozen pizza occasionally.

Lucky bastard…Wife always makes some healthy shit.






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[JohnWaynePilgrim]

Lucky bastard…Wife always makes some healthy shit.






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I would bet money that this guy is Sam I am.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

I would bet money that this guy is Sam I am.

😂😂… you got me dude, but don’t wager your last five spot…I can’t imagine assistant drive-through manager pays that well.









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[Black5hirt]

I would bet money that this guy is Sam I am.

Just look in this mirror and repeat..

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Go fuck yourself o.p.

Succinctly put…I concur.






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[hothouse_corn]

Succinctly put…I concur.






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Did you originally just post a link to @Grits and Gravy's profile, or was there a glitch in the system for a bit?

The first time I looked at your post, I thought you were accusing Grits of being John Wayne, George Patton and Sam I Am all at once. haha.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Did you originally just post a link to @Grits and Gravy's profile, or was there a glitch in the system for a bit?

The first time I looked at your post, I thought you were accusing Grits of being John Wayne, George Patton and Sam I Am all at once. haha.

Maybe I am all three, pilgrim.

 

[Jim14510]

Weren't you and George best friends?

 

[Turn Down for What]

When's the fight?

Oh, and what happened?

 

[JohnWaynePilgrim]

😂😂… you got me dude, but don’t wager your last five spot…I can’t imagine assistant drive-through manager pays that well.


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Post one single letter coming from the state bar, I’ll bet you can’t. Because you’re a bullshitter and not a lawyer, or probably anything of significance. I’ll wait Sam I Am. Living in this dudes head rent free lol.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Post one single letter coming from the state bar, I’ll bet you can’t. Because you’re a bullshitter and not a lawyer, or probably anything of significance. I’ll wait Sam I Am. Living in this dudes head rent free lol.

You’re welcome to visit my office in SB anytime; pro bono of course…you know…drive-through salary and all.

Have entertain an RSS member or two…you can even try to kick my ass, like you threatened in your DM. 🙂




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[huskermack]