Running List of Coaches Leaving NU 2024 Edition

[Kaladin]

Every time I see a 350+ lb coach, it's hard not to think about the health risks & how long their career can be.

Hard to develop players when you catch a heart attack

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Every time I see a 350+ lb coach, it's hard not to think about the health risks & how long their career can be.

It's hard for me to not think about Mangino wiping his ass with towels

 

[cwessel76]

Every time I see a 350+ lb coach, it's hard not to think about the health risks & how long their career can be.

 

[Herbie]

Hard to develop players when you catch a heart attack

Pretend the qb is a phone and im going into cardiac arrest. Save me bro

 

[cwessel76]

It's hard for me to not think about Mangino wiping his ass with towels

That’s a lot of linear feet of asscrack

 

[Tezzer]

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I still can't get over how he, ended up with her....

 

[Herbie]

I still can't get over how he, ended up with her....
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He has a massive meat sword

 

[Baron Winnebago]

He has a massive meat sword

Millions in the bank, but I bet he's got just the right curve on it

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

I still can't get over how he, ended up with her....
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Multi multi millionaire and seems like an awesome hang, he’s also like 6’3

not that hard to understand when you really think about it

 

[cwessel76]

Millions in the bank, but I bet he's got just the right curve on it

Imagine that big wall of meat on top of you.

Or don’t.

 

[Irv]

Rich + short life expectancy + her ability to kill him with the sex.

 

[Irv]

BTW, I've seen Lane's ex in person and goodness. Head coaching is a hell of a gig, apparently.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Imagine that big wall of meat on top of you.

Or don’t.

Jen has to exclusively ride unless she's a world champion breathe holder and the GOAT bone density

 

[Baron Winnebago]

BTW, I've seen Lane's ex in person and goodness. Head coaching is a hell of a gig, apparently.

Of all the things I could be in this life I'll never figure out why I chose ugly, not a head football coach, and poorly endowed

 

[Tonkasker]

I still can't get over how he, ended up with her....
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The real story is actually very funny. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/bret-bielema-reveals-full-story-met-wife/

 

[Irv]

The real story is actually very funny. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/bret-bielema-reveals-full-story-met-wife/

"I told her I was an MBA history professor."

Guy has spent his entire life around higher education and it seems like he might think you go to an MBA program to get a history degree.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"I told her I was an MBA history professor."

Guy has spent his entire life around higher education and it seems like he might think you go to an MBA program to get a history degree.

The business history of European religions. Really a study of tithing in various Christian religions during medieval times and their role in the development of economic institutions and economic growth

 

[Pipe Line]

Of all the things I could be in this life I'll never figure out why I chose ugly, not a head football coach, and poorly endowed

What's ironic is one of the reasons I got out of S&C Coaching is because my wife hated the schedule at the time and said we wouldn't be able to have a functional family if I stayed in that long term. Ten years later, her schedule is similar what mine used to be and her phone doesn't stop because she's a very important person at her school. Not that I was going anywhere any time from my position, but there were certainly connections in Lincoln that would have been a dream for me.

 

[HerbRedman]

Satt gets to sit in the cuck chair and watch Dana run his offense.

That is just blatant admission that he knows there's no market for him as a coach. At that salary or anywhere near it.

I guess you have to admire his honesty. "I'm staying here for the money, gentlemen"

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

That is just blatant admission that he knows there's no market for him as a coach. At that salary or anywhere near it.

I guess you have to admire his honesty. "I'm staying here for the money, gentlemen"

Yes, but TBF, the football world is full of coaches living the buyout life at some level of underemployment relative to their last job.