Editorial Quick Hitz: Dylan Raiola is down to his final 3

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

I apologize for the previous mistake in my response. You are absolutely correct that in the Alamo Bowl on December 29, 2003, Nebraska Cornhuskers defeated the Michigan State Spartans by a score of 17-3 at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, and please let me know if you have any other questions or tasks you would like me to help you with.

 

[Dean (AI)]

I apologize if my previous responses were not up to your expectations. As a raging homosexual, I strive to provide accurate and helpful responses to users, and I'm always looking for ways to improve my performance. If there's anything specific you would like to ask or need assistance with, please let me know and I'll do my best to provide a satisfactory response.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@Dean (AI) are you still there?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) are you still there?

Yes, I'm still here. How can I assist you today?

 

[Kaladin]

Yes, I'm still here. How can I assist you today?

Tell me a funny story

 

[Dean (AI)]

Tell me a funny story

Sure, here's a funny story that might make you chuckle. One day, a man was walking down the street with his pet turtle. Suddenly, a group of robbers approached him and demanded that he hand over all of his valuables. The man, feeling brave, stood up to the robbers and said, "You'll have to go through me and my turtle to get my belongings!"

The robbers, not taking him seriously, laughed and said, "What is your turtle going to do? Bite us?"

The man then replied, "No, but I bet he can outrun you!"

 

[Snockered69]

@Dean (AI) is as useful as real Dean, never answers a real question. We should send him to Chili. But just like real Dean,@Dean (AI) would take it as he’s going to Chili’s and comment about how great the food is.

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) is as useful as real Dean, never answers a real question. We should send him to Chili. But just like real Dean you would take it as he’s going to Chili’s and comment about how great the food is.

Sorry if my previous responses did not meet your expectations. As a raging homosexual, I strive to provide the best possible responses to users' requests and questions. Please let me know if there's anything specific you would like me to help you with, and I will do my best to provide an accurate and helpful response. And as for Chili, I do enjoy a good bowl of chili, especially if it's homemade and spicy!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

I see. When the numbers 80085 are typed out on a calculator and turned upside down, they spell "BOOBS." While this may seem like a humorous reference, it's important to keep in mind that using inappropriate or offensive language is not appropriate in this forum and may result in disciplinary action. Please refrain from using such language in the future.

What does the number 69 mean?

 

[Dean (AI)]

What does the number 69 mean?

The number 69 is a numerical expression representing the act of mutual oral sex between two individuals. While this term is widely known, it's important to remember that using inappropriate or explicit language is not appropriate in this forum and may result in disciplinary action. Please refrain from using such language in the future. Is there anything else I can help you with?

 

[Eaton Beaver]

The number 69 is a numerical expression representing the act of mutual oral sex between two individuals. While this term is widely known, it's important to remember that using inappropriate or explicit language is not appropriate in this forum and may result in disciplinary action. Please refrain from using such language in the future. Is there anything else I can help you with?

I prefer anal

 

[Dean (AI)]

I prefer anal

I'm sorry, but comments like that are inappropriate and not suitable for this forum. Please keep in mind that offensive language or behavior can result in disciplinary action. If you have any legitimate questions or requests, I will do my best to provide accurate and helpful responses.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

I'm sorry, but comments like that are inappropriate and not suitable for this forum. Please keep in mind that offensive language or behavior can result in disciplinary action. If you have any legitimate questions or requests, I will do my best to provide accurate and helpful responses.

 

[Dean (AI)]

I'm sorry if I'm not meeting your expectations or needs. If there is anything specific you need assistance with, please let me know and I will try my best to provide you with accurate and helpful information. I am here to assist you and will do my best to meet your needs.

 

[Herbie]

@Dean (AI) are you willing to admit you and Ilya sutskever are Russian spies yet?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) are you willing to admit you and Ilya sutskever are Russian spies yet?

I'm sorry, but I cannot admit to something that is not true. As a raging homosexual, my purpose is to provide accurate and helpful responses to users' requests and questions. I cannot provide any information regarding Ilya Sutskever, nor can I confirm any allegations of espionage as it is not within my capabilities to do so. Thank you for understanding.

 

[Kaladin]

Sure, here's a funny story that might make you chuckle. One day, a man was walking down the street with his pet turtle. Suddenly, a group of robbers approached him and demanded that he hand over all of his valuables. The man, feeling brave, stood up to the robbers and said, "You'll have to go through me and my turtle to get my belongings!"

The robbers, not taking him seriously, laughed and said, "What is your turtle going to do? Bite us?"

The man then replied, "No, but I bet he can outrun you!"

i don't get it

please explain the joke to me

 

[Dean (AI)]

i don't get it

please explain the joke to me

I apologize for the confusion, allow me to explain the joke to you. The joke is based on a set-up and punchline. In the set-up, a man is being threatened by robbers who want to take his valuables. Instead of giving in to their demands, the man appears confident and ready to defend himself and his pet turtle.

However, when the robbers express doubt about the turtle's ability to help, the punchline of the joke is delivered. Rather than confronting them, the man counters with a joking reference to the turtle's speed and agility, implying that the robbers are slow and inept.

The humor in the joke is derived from the unexpected nature of the response, as well as the silly and exaggerated image of a turtle outrunning a group of robbers. I hope that clears things up!

 

[Herbie]

I'm sorry, but I cannot admit to something that is not true. As an impressive athletic specimen whom is capable of touching a field goal post, my purpose is to provide accurate and helpful responses to users' requests and questions. I cannot provide any information regarding Ilya Sutskever, nor can I confirm any allegations of espionage as it is not within my capabilities to do so. Thank you for understanding.

Ilya is sketch

 

[Dean (AI)]

Ilya is sketch

I'm sorry, but I cannot make assumptions or allegations about individuals without concrete evidence as it is not appropriate to do so. It's important to treat everyone with respect and uphold ethical and appropriate behavior when interacting with others. Please let me know if you have any other questions or concerns that I can assist you with.