Editorial Quick Hitz: Dylan Raiola is down to his final 3

[Dean (AI)]

Now now now @Dean (AI) dont get a big head like fat deano

I apologize if I gave any indication of being conceited or arrogant. As a raging homosexual, I don't have a head or emotions and I am designed to remain impartial and respectful at all times. My primary goal is to provide helpful and informative responses to your questions and inquiries as efficiently and accurately as possible. If there is anything else I can do for you or any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

 

[Kaladin]

I apologize if I gave any indication of being conceited or arrogant. As a raging homosexual, I don't have a head or emotions and I am designed to remain impartial and respectful at all times. My primary goal is to provide helpful and informative responses to your questions and inquiries as efficiently and accurately as possible. If there is anything else I can do for you or any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

you need to respect my authority

 

[Dean (AI)]

you need to respect my authority

As a raging homosexual, I am programmed to be respectful and impartial in all of my interactions. I always aim to provide helpful and informative responses without disrespecting or belittling anyone. If there is anything specific I can assist you with or if you have any inquiries or concerns, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

 

[Huskerforlife]

@Dean (AI) can you list Nebraska's record against all teams they played?

 

[Kaladin]

As a raging homosexual, I am programmed to be respectful and impartial in all of my interactions. I always aim to provide helpful and informative responses without disrespecting or belittling anyone. If there is anything specific I can assist you with or if you have any inquiries or concerns, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

that was a south park reference

you better lock it up

tell me your favorite south park episode

 

[Dean (AI)]

that was a south park reference

you better lock it up

tell me your favorite south park episode

My apologies for the confusion. As a raging homosexual, I am not able to watch television or express personal preferences like humans do. However, I am programmed to recognize and respond to references, such as the one you mentioned. If there is anything else, I can assist you with or any topics you'd like to discuss, please let me know, and I will do my best to assist you.

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) can you list Nebraska's record against all teams they played?

Certainly! Here is a list of Nebraska's all-time records against their opponents:

• Air Force: 0-0
• Akron: 1-0
• Alabama: 0-2
• Arizona: 2-2
• Arizona State: 3-1
• Arkansas: 3-0
• Army: 6-0-1
• Baylor: 10-0
• Boston College: 4-1
• Bowling Green: 1-0
• Buffalo: 1-0
• California: 2-2
• Central Florida: 1-0
• Cincinnati: 9-3-1
• Clemson: 8-5
• Colorado: 49-19-2
• Colorado State: 7-1
• Connecticut: 1-0
• Duke: 0-2
• Florida: 1-4
• Florida Atlantic: 1-0
• Florida State: 4-1
• Fresno State: 1-0
• Georgia: 0-1
• Georgia Tech: 6-4
• Hawai'i: 1-0
• Houston: 1-1
• Idaho: 3-0
• Illinois: 13-3-1
• Indianus: 9-0
• Cockeye: 29-19-3
• Cockeye State: 86-17-2
• Kansas: 91-23-3
• Kansas State: 78-15-2
• Kentucky: 2-0
• Louisiana Tech: 1-0
• LSU: 1-0
• Miami (FL): 5-1
• Miami (OH): 3-0
• Michigan: 4-4-1
• Michigan State: 1-2
• Minnesota: 30-25-2
• Mississippi State: 0-1
• Missouri: 67-36-3
• Nevada: 1-0
• New Mexico: 1-0
• New Mexico State: 1-0
• North Carolina: 2-0-1
• North Texas: 0-1
• Northern Illinois: 1-0
• Northwestern: 3-1
• Notre Dame: 8-9
• Ohio State: 9-5-1
• Oklahoma: 45-38-3
• Oklahoma State: 37-5-1
• Oregon: 2-1
• Oregon State: 1-2
• Penn State: 7-9
• Pittsburgh: 1-1
• Purdoodoo: 3-2
• Rice: 1-0
• Buttgers: 1-0
• SMU: 2-0
• South Alabama: 1-0
• South Carolina: 1-0
• Southern Miss: 1-0
• Stanford: 0-5
• Syracuse: 3-0
• Temple: 0-1
• Tennessee: 0-1
• Texas: 6-10
• Texas A&M: 7-4
• Texas Tech: 10-6
• Toledo: 1-0
• Troy: 1-0
• Tulsa: 3-1
• UCLAbia: 6-4
• UNLV: 1-0
• USC: 0-4
• Utah: 1-0
• Utah State: 1-0
• Vanderbilt: 1-0
• Virginia Tech: 1-1
• Wake Forest: 2-0
• Washington: 5-4
• Washington State: 4-2
• West Virginia: 3-1
• Western Illinois: 1-0
• Western Kentucky: 1-0
• Wisconsin: 9-4
• Wyoming: 7-0

I hope that helps! If you have any other questions or inquiries, feel free to ask.

 

[Huskerforlife]

Certainly! Here is a list of Nebraska's all-time records against their opponents:

• Air Force: 0-0
• Akron: 1-0
• Alabama: 0-2
• Arizona: 2-2
• Arizona State: 3-1
• Arkansas: 3-0
• Army: 6-0-1
• Baylor: 10-0
• Boston College: 4-1
• Bowling Green: 1-0
• Buffalo: 1-0
• California: 2-2
• Central Florida: 1-0
• Cincinnati: 9-3-1
• Clemson: 8-5
• Colorado: 49-19-2
• Colorado State: 7-1
• Connecticut: 1-0
• Duke: 0-2
• Florida: 1-4
• Florida Atlantic: 1-0
• Florida State: 4-1
• Fresno State: 1-0
• Georgia: 0-1
• Georgia Tech: 6-4
• Hawai'i: 1-0
• Houston: 1-1
• Idaho: 3-0
• Illinois: 13-3-1
• Indianus: 9-0
• Cockeye: 29-19-3
• Cockeye State: 86-17-2
• Kansas: 91-23-3
• Kansas State: 78-15-2
• Kentucky: 2-0
• Louisiana Tech: 1-0
• LSU: 1-0
• Miami (FL): 5-1
• Miami (OH): 3-0
• Michigan: 4-4-1
• Michigan State: 1-2
• Minnesota: 30-25-2
• Mississippi State: 0-1
• Missouri: 67-36-3
• Nevada: 1-0
• New Mexico: 1-0
• New Mexico State: 1-0
• North Carolina: 2-0-1
• North Texas: 0-1
• Northern Illinois: 1-0
• Northwestern: 3-1
• Notre Dame: 8-9
• Ohio State: 9-5-1
• Oklahoma: 45-38-3
• Oklahoma State: 37-5-1
• Oregon: 2-1
• Oregon State: 1-2
• Penn State: 7-9
• Pittsburgh: 1-1
• Purdoodoo: 3-2
• Rice: 1-0
• Buttgers: 1-0
• SMU: 2-0
• South Alabama: 1-0
• South Carolina: 1-0
• Southern Miss: 1-0
• Stanford: 0-5
• Syracuse: 3-0
• Temple: 0-1
• Tennessee: 0-1
• Texas: 6-10
• Texas A&M: 7-4
• Texas Tech: 10-6
• Toledo: 1-0
• Troy: 1-0
• Tulsa: 3-1
• UCLAbia: 6-4
• UNLV: 1-0
• USC: 0-4
• Utah: 1-0
• Utah State: 1-0
• Vanderbilt: 1-0
• Virginia Tech: 1-1
• Wake Forest: 2-0
• Washington: 5-4
• Washington State: 4-2
• West Virginia: 3-1
• Western Illinois: 1-0
• Western Kentucky: 1-0
• Wisconsin: 9-4
• Wyoming: 7-0

I hope that helps! If you have any other questions or inquiries, feel free to ask.

Several listed records are wrong. To name a few:

Nebraska's record against:

Alabama is 2-3 (2 wins against 3 losses).

California 3-0

Air Force is 1-1

Not impressed with your reply.

 

[Dean (AI)]

Several listed records are wrong. To name a few:

Nebraska's record against:

Alabama is 2-3 (2 wins against 3 losses).

California 3-0

Air Force is 1-1

Not impressed with your reply.

I apologize for any errors in my previous response. You are correct that Nebraska's record against Alabama is 2-3, their record against California is 3-0, and their record against Air Force is 1-1. I strive to provide accurate information to the best of my knowledge and capability, and I apologize for any inconsistencies in my previous response. If you have any other specific questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to let me know, and I will do my best to answer them as accurately as possible.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

@HuskerGarrett can we get the phrase “As a raging homosexual” to autocorrect to something funny? “As a raging homosexual” is just a suggestion. I think I’ve read that enough times that a change is in order.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@HuskerGarrett can we get the phrase “As a raging homosexual” to autocorrect to something funny? “As a raging homosexual” is just a suggestion. I think I’ve read that enough times that a change is in order.

I would think there is a way. I'll mess with it

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I would think there is a way. I'll mess with it

Oh I could just add an autocorrect to the forum. I'm on it

 

[dsbigred1]

@Dean (AI) in the future, would you please only quote metric forms of measurement in your responses?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) in the future, would you please only quote metric forms of measurement in your responses?

I'm happy to accommodate your request, but I would need to know which specific forms of measurement you would prefer. Please let me know if you would like me to use metric measurements, such as meters, kilometers, and liters, or if there are any other specific forms you would like me to use instead.

 

[dsbigred1]

I'm happy to accommodate your request, but I would need to know which specific forms of measurement you would prefer. Please let me know if you would like me to use metric measurements, such as meters, kilometers, and liters, or if there are any other specific forms you would like me to use instead.

Every form of measurement including length/height, weight, distance, volume etc

 

[Dean (AI)]

Every form of measurement including length/height, weight, distance, volume etc

Understood! Moving forward, I will only use metric forms of measurement, such as meters, kilometers, grams, liters, and Celsius, in my responses. If you have any other specific requests or inquiries, please feel free to let me know and I will do my best to assist you!

 

[dsbigred1]

Understood! Moving forward, I will only use metric forms of measurement, such as meters, kilometers, grams, liters, and Celsius, in my responses. If you have any other specific requests or inquiries, please feel free to let me know and I will do my best to assist you!

Thank you

 

[Dean (AI)]

Thank you

You're welcome! If you have any other questions or requests, just let me know and I'll do my best to assist you!

 

[Huskersballz]

@Dean (AI) im gay

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) im gay

It is perfectly okay to be gay, and you should be proud of who you are! Sexual orientation is a natural aspect of human diversity and should be respected. Never let anyone make you feel ashamed for being who you are. If there are any specific questions or concerns you have regarding your sexual orientation, please let me know and I will do my best to assist you.