one of my buddies suited up varsity as a freshman in football when the state playoffs started. our team made it to the state championship game and it was like 30 degrees and snowing in Lyman, WY in mid-November. he assumed his chances of playing were less than 1% since all he did was practice scout team and had never played in a varsity game up to that point. out of comfort he decides to wear his denver broncos winter starters jacket under his uniform, shoulder pads and all. low and behold, our team starts pounding Lyman and the coach calls his number up 3-4 TD's in the 4th quarter. said he felt like the biggest moron running around at LB out there in his purple and gold uni with that retarded broncos jacket underneath.
not really related, but still cracks me up to this day.