Official tPB Eskimo Brother thread

[Goskers07]

The Kearney memorial thread got me wondering. What tPBers are Eskimo bros here? Considering everyone is connected to Kearney some how, I'm betting we have plenty and I have more than I'm aware of here.

Anyone got a famous Eskimo bro?

Shoutout to the GOAT Eskimo bro @God is a Husker .

 

[HCFord1]

I’m Eskimo bros with ndamukong suh but thankfully I was there first

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Following

 

[Goskers07]

I’m Eskimo bros with ndamukong suh but thankfully I was there first

House of Spears, amirite?

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

I’m Eskimo bros with ndamukong suh but thankfully I was there first

If it was Liz, well done!

 

[BushAK]

If it was Liz, well done!

Small world. We graduated from teacher’s college together.

 

[kyle23]

I got laid in a Kearney city park circa ~2009 during Cruise Night. It was the night of the tornado and we took shelter in a gazebo.

Prior to that I was drinking MD 20 20 with some locals. Twas a great night all around.

 

[herbsinator]

Heard Big Tone and Scott Frost are Eskimo brothers. BT’s wife, unfortunately.

 

[RedSeaRising]

Love slutz, I am sure it wouldn't be many degrees of separation between a lot of tPB'ers that are in the same age band. I think it's fairly tradition for small to middle sized Nebraska towns to swap sluts, at least I plowed my way through the ones in my town and directly bordering counties.

 

[RedSeaRising]

Well, this one falls in my wheelhouse as I'm Eskimo Brothers with a few of the professional athletes, mainly that played in Denver:
-John Elway
-Peter Forsberg
-Kenyon Martin
-Dan Hinote
-Reggie Rivers
-Brian Grease
I know there are some more. Got lucky as over the years I hooked up with a bunch of hot women in Colorado that dated a few of the famous local jocks.

Surprisingly I'm not Eskimo Brothers with any famous musicians that I know of, but not from a lack of trying. Couldn't close the deal with 1 chick who would have tied me to a few famous musicians. I was almost Eskimo Brothers with Charlie Sheen. A Playboy Playmate friend I played slap & tickle with a few times banged him but I never actually fucked her. Charlie wasn't the only actor or athlete she banged.

Gratz on the almost sects, but given Charlie's track record in terms of venerial diseases you probably dodged a bullet there.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

 

[Huskersballz]

Fucked a girl from Callaway last summer... is that close enough to Kearney aka the Eskimo Capital Brother of the World for this Swimtown guy to participate?

 

[RedSeaRising]

Real life fun fact: my late grandfather was Eskimo bros with Dr Thom Osborne, MD

 

[Tyneb23]

Said it once say it again, wife went to UNK. Married her and she is a smokeshow. Fantastic woman

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I’m Eskimo bros with Zach Bowman, fwiw. My Eskimo bro @BIG TONE SOPRANO (through another skank) was present.

 

[dsbigred1]

Said it once say it again, wife went to UNK. Married her and she is a smokeshow. Fantastic woman

 

[HCFord1]

If it was Liz, well done!

‘Twas not

 

[Alcaus]

Not a Nebraska boy but I’m Eskimo bros with Randall Cobb, Danny Trevathan and most of the 2009-2010 Kentucky basketball team.

The dance team was loaded in college.

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

‘Twas not

How about a tall blonde who’s name rhymes with facial (how she introduced herself to me…)

According to the EBDB the only semi-famous non-husk I can claim is Sage Rosenfels

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Alex Maric is the only Husker one I know of but I’d be shocked if there wasn’t more with all the Claremont Apartment parties I went to in my early 20s