Official Fall Practice Thread

[vailhusker]

Here's the story -

4-star WR Janiran Bonner flips from Georgia Tech to Nebraska

Four-star WR Janiran Bonner out of Atlanta entered Signing Day committed to Georgia Tech, but flipped to Nebraska.

www.on3.com

 

[cwessel76]

Don’t tell me that’s the first time you have heard that song.

 

[DuckSker]

the answer is "which position can we least afford a season ending injury?"

Vokolek or Turner it is

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Vokolek or Turner it is

yes.

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Tsakoi]

He's wrong.

It's like talking to YOUR girlfriend all night at the bar and then some guy in an Cockeye shirt shows up at the end of the night and she sucks his cock in the back seat of YOUR car in the parking lot while you hold her bag waiting outside. He gets out and then a guy from Wisconsin gets in and then a guy from Oklahoma. By the time you've figured it out Illinois, Purdue and Michigan are standing there with their cocks out telling Oklahoma to hurry the fuck up. Later Sean Callahan writes an article about the night and why you should just give your girlfriend one more year to prove herself.

 

[Jim14510]

He's wrong.

It's like talking to YOUR girlfriend all night at the bar and then some guy in an Cockeyes shirt shows up at the end of the night and she sucks his cock in the back seat of YOUR car in the parking lot while you hold her bag waiting outside. He gets out and then a guy from Wisconsin gets in and then a guy from Oklahoma. By the time you've figured it out Illinois, Purdue and Michigan are standing there with their cocks out telling Oklahoma to hurry the fuck up. Later Sean Callahan writes an article about the night and why you should just give your girlfriend one more year to prove herself.

That might have been the best analogy I've ever read.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

That is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve read

He's wrong.

It's like talking to YOUR girlfriend all night at the bar and then some guy in an Cockeyes shirt shows up at the end of the night and she sucks his cock in the back seat of YOUR car in the parking lot while you hold her bag waiting outside. He gets out and then a guy from Wisconsin gets in and then a guy from Oklahoma. By the time you've figured it out Illinois, Purdue and Michigan are standing there with their cocks out telling Oklahoma to hurry the fuck up. Later Sean Callahan writes an article about the night and why you should just give your girlfriend one more year to prove herself.

 

[ChocaEgg]

He's wrong.

It's like talking to YOUR girlfriend all night at the bar and then some guy in an Cockeyes shirt shows up at the end of the night and she sucks his cock in the back seat of YOUR car in the parking lot while you hold her bag waiting outside. He gets out and then a guy from Wisconsin gets in and then a guy from Oklahoma. By the time you've figured it out Illinois, Purdue and Michigan are standing there with their cocks out telling Oklahoma to hurry the fuck up. Later Sean Callahan writes an article about the night and why you should just give your girlfriend one more year to prove herself.

 

[cwessel76]

He's wrong.

It's like talking to YOUR girlfriend all night at the bar and then some guy in an Cockeyes shirt shows up at the end of the night and she sucks his cock in the back seat of YOUR car in the parking lot while you hold her bag waiting outside. He gets out and then a guy from Wisconsin gets in and then a guy from Oklahoma. By the time you've figured it out Illinois, Purdue and Michigan are standing there with their cocks out telling Oklahoma to hurry the fuck up. Later Sean Callahan writes an article about the night and why you should just give your girlfriend one more year to prove herself.

This sounds oddly…specific.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

He's wrong.

It's like talking to YOUR girlfriend all night at the bar and then some guy in an Cockeyes shirt shows up at the end of the night and she sucks his cock in the back seat of YOUR car in the parking lot while you hold her bag waiting outside. He gets out and then a guy from Wisconsin gets in and then a guy from Oklahoma. By the time you've figured it out Illinois, Purdue and Michigan are standing there with their cocks out telling Oklahoma to hurry the fuck up. Later Sean Callahan writes an article about the night and why you should just give your girlfriend one more year to prove herself.

 

[vailhusker]

I'm sure someone on here has the skills to make this into the perfect meme

 

[vailhusker]

Wyatt Liewer sighting

 

[vailhusker]

Palmer, Decoldest, Grimes

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Wyatt Liewer sighting

Time to cut Braxton Clark

 

[Tell_Sackett]

I can't tell who is who. All the honkies have shaved heads.

Are you saying we all look alike??!!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Are you saying we all look alike??!!

This was taken the night before Cockeye started fall camp and I sure as hell can't tell the difference between them

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Are you saying we all look alike??!!

Well if you're a honky then yes. GBR!

 

[vailhusker]

 

[vailhusker]

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