***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[greybeardedchild]

I won't let my mind think blasphemous thoughts such as these.
FFS

Gonna wait for the onside kick?

 

[huskermack]

Gonna wait for the onside kick?

 

[thE kErnEl]

How you been Kernel?

Starting my last year teaching. I am good, thanks.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

I'd like to apologize for my transgressions to the board. I failed to keep this thread front and center for the majority of the offseason. It's my fault we are in such pain today. Believe it or not there was a time that I believed that the futility could be coming to an end. How foolish. I failed to prepare you all for the 2-win season that The Simulation™ hath prepared for us.

Now deliver unto me the shame and humiliation that I deserve.

 

[ChocaEgg]

I'd like to apologize for my transgressions to the board. I failed to keep this thread front and center for the majority of the offseason. It's my fault we are in such pain today. Believe it or not there was a time that I believed that the futility could be coming to an end. How foolish. I failed to prepare you all for the 2-win season that The Simulation™ hath prepared for us.

Now deliver unto me the shame and humiliation that I deserve.

Thread should be pinned imho fwiw @Jim14510

 

[Jim14510]

Thread should be pinned imho fwiw @Jim14510

We'll pin it next offseason.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

We'll pin it next offseason.

Pin it Jim. Chop chop!

Embrace the pain boys. The offseason is here early again. At least the pussy bitch football team can’t hurt us here.

I haven’t given up on Rhule, but everything said this offseason must be assumed to be complete and utter bullshit until these fucking retards prove it on the fucking field.

There is no hope. Fuck this team.

 

[Lionsfan93]

Pin it Jim. Chop chop!

Embrace the pain boys. The offseason is here early again. At least the pussy bitch football team can’t hurt us here.

I haven’t given up on Rhule, but everything said this offseason must be assumed to be complete and utter bullshit until these fucking retards prove it on the fucking field.

There is no Hope. Fuck this team.

Is there a "sad boner" reaction????

 

[Seaofred92]

We'll pin it next offseason.

Good. Get it done @Jim14510 @HuskerGarrett

 

[Ext. 55]

…and the board goes full retard again.

 

[ChocaEgg]

…and the board goes full retard again.

Thankfully the board seems pretty sane today, given the clown show we all witnessed. Only a few defending Satt and Rhule.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

2024 schedule and my prediction

Utep - W
Colorado- L
Northern Cockeye- W
Illinois- L
Purdue- W
Rutgers- L
Indiana- W
Ohio State- 40 point L
UCLA- L
USC- L
Wisconsin- L
Cockeye- L

4 wins in year two. End on a 5 game skid. Meltdown ensues.

 

[Ext. 55]

Thankfully the board seems pretty sane today, given the clown show we all witnessed. Only a few defending Satt and Rhule.

I’m down with Rhule. Sat on the other hand…

 

[ChocaEgg]

I’m down with Rhule. Sat on the other hand…

I would say the same, but that hinges on Rhule having the stones to make a change there. Do you think he will?

 

[Juro]

2024 schedule and my prediction

Utep - W
Colorado- L
Northern Cockeye- W
Illinois- L
Purdue- W
Rutgers- L
Indiana- W
Ohio State- 40 point L
UCLA- L
USC- L
Wisconsin- L
Cockeye- L

4 wins in year two. End on a 5 game skid. Meltdown ensues.

How can someone look at that schedule and then look at Satt, and ultimately know he’s going to win against that schedule?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

 

[Juro]

I would say the same, but that hinges on Rhule having the stones to make a change there. Do you think he will?

He hired Susan from those Texas HS Association or w/e to be his Chief of Staff; if she doesn’t sit down Rhule and tell him that Satt isn’t cutting it, I lose faith in her as well.

 

[ChocaEgg]

2024 schedule and my prediction

Utep - W
Colorado- L
Northern Cockeye- W
Illinois- L
Purdue- W
Rutgers- L
Indiana- W
Ohio State- 40 point L
UCLA- L
USC- L
Wisconsin- L
Cockeye- L

4 wins in year two. End on a 5 game skid. Meltdown ensues.

Northern Cockeye is a tossup, but otherwise I agree (barring significant changes)

 

[ChocaEgg]

He hired Susan from those Texas HS Association or w/e to be his Chief of Staff; if she doesn’t sit down Rhule and tell him that Satt isn’t cutting it, I lose faith in her as well.

lol if we think the chief of staff is gonna be calling shots

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

How can someone look at that schedule and then look at Satt, and ultimately know he’s going to win against that schedule?

It makes no fucking sense man. Rhule needs to have a “come to Jesus” realization with Shitterfield real quick.