***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[Baron Winnebago]

This is the dose of reality I needed. I bought my Matt Rhule smock and I’m ready to be hurt again. I’m glad I came here for a quick reality check. I fully expect a loss at CU in week 2. Thanks my fellow tpb brothers ✊🏼

Don't forget about the big fat L to Pee pants Pee Jay week 1

 

[BIGSTICK67]

This is a safe space to remember that you shouldn't have hope and no matter how good it looks on paper we will be dogshit on the field. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord

And also with you...

 

[GAHusker]

More like Northwestern 2022. Dogshit team that no one has any excuse to lose to and yet...

Yes, if anyone thinks Colorado is going to have stout lines and play good, fundamental football this year, they’re insane. If we don’t turn the ball over and just run it right at them, I think we win

 

[HughJanus]

I'm spiraling between thinking we're so much worse than we seem vs. we're actually much better than we've been and just needed some coaching.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Yes, if anyone thinks Colorado is going to have stout lines and play good, fundamental football this year, they’re insane. If we don’t turn the ball over and just run it right at them, I think we win

Bröthēr, I understand everything you're saying on paper and if we were talking about any team other than Nebraska I'd agree, but until we show we're incapable of getting pants'd by trash teams I'm going to guard my heart in these scenarios

 

[HughJanus]

https://www.si.com/college/colorado/beyond-buffs/jim-pillen-nebraska-these-arent-your-fathers-huskers

 

[RedSavage]

https://www.si.com/college/colorado/beyond-buffs/jim-pillen-nebraska-these-arent-your-fathers-huskers

That guy looks like a fucking scrotum

 

[Jim14510]

https://www.si.com/college/colorado/beyond-buffs/jim-pillen-nebraska-these-arent-your-fathers-huskers

Ha! That guy hates Nebraska.

 

[Jim14510]

That guy looks like a fucking scrotum

That will be his most clicked article by ten fold.

 

[Cornicator]

Yes, if anyone thinks Colorado is going to have stout lines and play good, fundamental football this year, they’re insane. If we don’t turn the ball over and just run it right at them, I think we win

Lol... Its funny that you think Jeff Sims won't turn the ball over.

 

[Cornicator]

https://www.si.com/college/colorado/beyond-buffs/jim-pillen-nebraska-these-arent-your-fathers-huskers

The funniest thing I took from that story was that Teddy Bridgewater is considered a viable source.

 

[thE kErnEl]

No matter the weather... fuck it, I'm getting drunk at Shiner's Pub on game days.

 

[Huskerzz9457]

https://www.si.com/college/colorado/beyond-buffs/jim-pillen-nebraska-these-arent-your-fathers-huskers

About how I expected him to look

 

[Jim14510]

No matter the weather... fuck it, I'm getting drunk at Shiner's Pub on game days.

How you been Kernel?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

That guy looks like a fucking scrotum

It's uncanny:

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

https://www.si.com/college/colorado/beyond-buffs/jim-pillen-nebraska-these-arent-your-fathers-huskers

Is it just recency bias, or will losing to them be the most painful loss of the past decade?

All this shit going on makes me think the creator of The Simulation™ may be a Colorado fan. Not a Cockeye fan like I thought previously.

 

[huskermack]

Is it just recency bias, or will losing to them be the most painful loss of the past decade?

All this shit going on makes me think the creator of The Simulation™ may be a Colorado fan. Not a Cockeye fan like I thought previously.

I won't let my mind think blasphemous thoughts such as these.
FFS

 

[Herbie]

Colorado fans really going balls deep on the Deion hype huh

 

[Jim14510]

Is it just recency bias, or will losing to them be the most painful loss of the past decade?

All this shit going on makes me think the creator of The Simulation™ may be a Colorado fan. Not a Cockeye fan like I thought previously.

If we lose to Coloraeo I am 100% in on the simulation.

 

[Herbie]

If we lose to Coloraeo I am 100% in on the simulation.

If they lose it’s time to just fold up shop and go home. It’s over.