***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[djw004]

FUCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. FUUUUUUCK

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

FUCK THIS FUCKING THREAD. FUUUUUUCK

 

[djw004]

You’ve been slurping mine for months

 

[DrinkItIn]

The secret is to predict the worst possible outcome and that’s usually what happens.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Well, do we start buying all the bullshit now or do we hold firm? Personally I think buy it in moderation. Going full kool-aid man will probably won’t be ideal.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Agree I’ll buy a few bags of manure but I’m. It filling my truck up with it.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Well, do we start buying all the bullshit now or do we hold firm? Personally I think buy it in moderation. Going full kool-aid man will probably won’t be ideal.

Matt Rhule is fucking incompetent until proven otherwise in my view

 

[11husker23]

Matt Rhule is fucking incompetent until proven otherwise in my view

 

[Sous Chef]

From page 5 back in January. Many predictions from this thread have already been realized and we got a long ways to go.

There really is no way this is real life. The actual odds of our former QB playing the game of his life and getting his signature win against the team that absolutely shitholed us exactly one week before is completely and utterly ridiculous.

Someone needs to double check me on this but I’m pretty sure every team that has beat us has gone on to lose the next week. We are being tormented in every imaginable way. Nothing bad that could happen hasn’t happened.

We are 100% not living creatures. We are sentient AI that are living in a Cockeye fan’s super computer.

Stupid Cockeyes can't code worth shit.

 

[Jim14510]

Bump

 

[Jim14510]

Posts like these are worrying me that we're losing focus on reality.

Turd obviously had The Curse™ in mind when hiring Pastor Rhule. He will perform the necessary exorcism to bring us back to prominence.

Let's take it down a notch fellas.

 

[11husker23]

Posts like these are worrying me that we're losing focus on reality.


Let's take it down a notch fellas.

 

[Ext. 55]

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Posts like these are worrying me that we're losing focus on reality.


Let's take it down a notch fellas.

Agreed, I’d better get back to assuming we will lose every time we take the field. Someone finally updated the simulation to throw some curveballs at us. Thanks Jim.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

With each assistant hire being more unimpressive than the last, and the increasing likelihood of Donovan Areola being retained, I am reinstating a complete ban on all bullshit buying for the offseason. I’m also locking in my record prediction at 2-10.

 

[slattimer]

With each assistant hire being more unimpressive than the last, and the increasing likelihood of Donovan Areola being retained, I am reinstating a complete ban on all bullshit buying for the offseason. I’m also locking in my record prediction at 2-10.

You may not know this, but you're one of my favorite posters. From your reality checks, to your avatar of weed farming Randy. You're good people in my book.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

You may not know this, but you're one of my favorite posters. From your reality checks, to your avatar of weed farming Randy. You're good people in my book.

 

[11husker23]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

We're dead and this is hell.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Coach Scrote has the boys chomping at the bit to outperform the haters expectations by going 4-8 or even with a couple luck breaks 5-7

Good call here Baron.