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Coaching Matters. No mater how many times we have said that over the last 5 years it has fallen on deaf ears with so many of the fans. This has been the worst staff we have ever had for developing talent, and it is not even close. Look at our offense where basically almost all of our 2 Deep at the Skill Positions are Transfers. All except for Vokolek & Martin are 1st year transfers. We bought 2 QB's, 1 RB & 3 WR
Going into Mr. Frosts 5th year -

6 of the 9 Seniors are Transfers or Juco the other 3 - 2 Nebraska guys 1 former walk-on and 1 out of state EDGE.

12 of the 16 Juniors are Transfers or Juco the other 4 - 2 Nebraska guys (1 a former walk-on) and 2 out of state DBs

5 of the 26 Sophomores are Transfers or Juco out of those 5 - 3 are starters Kicker, Punter, Corner.

2 of the 21 RFreshman are Transfers.

 
The biggest intrigue for me this year is how a team that I fully expect to go 3-9 will still manage to let me down.

I’ve dropped the bar so incredibly low that nothing should be able to disappoint me but something says these guys have it in them.
Jurassic Park Ian Malcom GIF
 
Anyone else seeing mongoloids on Facebook still defending Wood River Jennings after that? He would have to literally molest a child for these dipshits to finally agree he needs to be fired.
 
The simulation is trying to give you hope, but the destination of pure agony has already been carefully calculated to be as excruciatingly painful as possible. You’ve been warned.
From page 5 back in January. Many predictions from this thread have already been realized and we got a long ways to go.

There really is no way this is real life. The actual odds of our former QB playing the game of his life and getting his signature win against the team that absolutely shitholed us exactly one week before is completely and utterly ridiculous.

Someone needs to double check me on this but I’m pretty sure every team that has beat us has gone on to lose the next week. We are being tormented in every imaginable way. Nothing bad that could happen hasn’t happened.

We are 100% not living creatures. We are sentient AI that are living in a Cockeye fan’s super computer.
 
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If he would have went to Cockeyes or Wisconsin they would have probably turned him into an All BIG backer somehow. I remember Wisconsin wanted him bad too.
Henrich came down to Wisconsin, Nebraska, or Cockeye State. He really liked Campbell but didn't want to play in the Big 12.

Peepants went at him hard too but he didn't like him at all. Called him a used car salesman.

Frost/Ruud ended up being the used car salesman. They were just better at hiding it.
 
From page 5 back in January. Many predictions from this thread have already been realized and we got a long ways to go.

There really is no way this is real life. The actual odds of our former QB playing the game of his life and getting his signature win against the team that absolutely shitholed us exactly one week before is completely and utterly ridiculous.

Someone needs to double check me on this but I’m pretty sure every team that has beat has gone on to lose the next week. We are being tormented in every imaginable way. Nothing bad that could happen hasn’t happened.

We are 100% not living creatures. We are sentient AI that are living in a Cockeye fan’s super computer.
The bolded part is why Kevin Warren is some autistic genius and kept tOSU off our schedule this year
 
This thread isn’t done yet boys. Before you inundate yourself with too much koolaid, just remember our shiny new transfer QB would probably have more time to throw the ball if we strung out a roll of Charmin toilet paper in front of him rather than bring out our actual o-line.
To be fair I think shiny transfer QB lasted a lot longer than any of us could have predicted.
 
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