NSFW Official ding check in (4 Viewers)

[Pipe Line]

Wife is currently pregnant with baby #2. She was horny as hell with pregnancy #1. This pregnancy is polar opposite. I may not ding ever again.

My buddy told me my wife would be horny as all hell in trimester 2....nope. Don’t think she’ll ever be horny again

 

[Jim14510]

My buddy told me my wife would be horny as all hell in trimester 2....nope. Don’t think she’ll ever be horny again

She will. Like when the kids are out of diapers.

 

[HuskerPAC]

We had a talk and I’ve dinged the past 3/5 days.

 

[LoudHogRider]

We had a talk and I’ve dinged the past 3/5 days.

Wait. We're supposed to TALK to them?

 

[HuskerPAC]

Wait. We're supposed to TALK to them?

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RARELY is the answer, but occasionally pays off.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Going to eat the viagra so the wife can't say no.



Which is exactly when she'll say no.

Prayers and prayers and more prayers for you, brother Jim.......may the eventual explosion, courtesy of yore hand, be comforting. Bless you, son......

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[BBTown Bomber]

I dinged the star of Teenage Catgirls in Heat last night. Meow.

Uuuuh........don't suppose you have any, uuuh.........you, know.......any..........ah, shit. Never mind.......😔

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[thE kErnEl]

Uuuuh........don't suppose you have any, uuuh.........you, know.......any..........ah, shit. Never mind.......😔

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You can meet Winona when you're in town.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I luv me some sildenafil.

Amen, brutha. And for the record, they're NOT blue.......😎

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[BBTown Bomber]

She will. Like when the kids flee the nest for good.

FIFY......

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[thE kErnEl]

Amen, brutha. And for the record, they're NOT blue.......😎

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I did have some blue sildenafil once, but mostly just plain white.

 

[Pipe Line]

She will. Like when the kids are out of diapers.

Sounds incredible

 

[MtnHusker]

I dinged the star of Teenage Catgirls in Heat last night. Meow

Esmerelda Huffhines??? Had to consult the Googler on that one. I might just have to watch that Cinematic Classic today while I crank out some computer work.

 

[thE kErnEl]

Esmerelda Huffhines??? Had to consult the Googler on that one.

No, but the second name on that poster is my dinging partner at the moment.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

No, but the second name on that poster is my dinging partner at the moment.

Dude, you have to see if she has Lloyd Kaufman or Joe Bob Briggs stories.

 

[Ext. 55]

My buddy told me my wife would be horny as all hell in trimester 2....nope. Don’t think she’ll ever be horny again

Sorry, my bad.

 

[thE kErnEl]

Dude, you have to see if she has Lloyd Kaufman or Joe Bob Briggs stories.

I'll ask!

 

[MtnHusker]

No, but the second name on that poster is my dinging partner at the moment.

Nice hoots, congrats. I downloaded a version that is in Spanish, not understanding much of what they are saying but storyline has my attention. Gotta give the director credit for casting some women with nice assets

 

[MtnHusker]

No, but the second name on that poster is my dinging partner at the moment.

Gotta think her kitty gets all wet when you ask her to make the Meowing Noises during the sects

 

[thE kErnEl]

Gotta think her kitty gets all wet when you ask her to make the Meowing Noises during the sects

As my good friend, and former governor, once said, fluff up your pillow and dream about it. 😋