NSFW Official ding check in

[BBTown Bomber]

No, but the second name on that poster is my dinging partner at the moment.

A legit humble brag...... 😎


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[thE kErnEl]

Dude, you have to see if she has Lloyd Kaufman or Joe Bob Briggs stories.

So we had lunch today and I asked her. She said that Joe Bob always liked their movies. Yes, stories about Lloyd Kaufman. She was visiting a set once when he gave her a contract. Long story, short... She didn't like him well enough and she left without signing. She said he was always around. There's more, but nothing titillating.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

So we had lunch today and I asked her. She said that Joe Bob always liked their movies. Yes, stories about Lloyd Kaufman. She was visiting a set once when he gave her a contract. Long story, short... She didn't like him well enough and she left without signing. She said he was always around. There's more, but nothing titillating.

🤣.......you said “titillating”.

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[TreedHusker]

 

[Red Finger]

 

[Pipe Line]

You banged that chick in your avatar didn't ya? Good for you!

 

[LoudHogRider]

Birthday celebration update:

 

[RedSeaRising]

Birthday celebration update:

Gratz / Sects / Happy bday

 

[LoudHogRider]

Gratz / Sects / Happy bday

Gracias, but it was Mrs. LHR's birthday. I took full advantage of the "must get laid on my birthday" mandate. 😎

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Hope you gave her a big present

 

[LoudHogRider]

Hope you gave her a big package

FIFY 😏

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

He Has Risen!

 

[LoudHogRider]

He Has Risen!

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[HuskerPAC]

I also dinged tonight. Hadn’t had sex in over a week because my wife is entering month 8 of pregnancy. She texted me from work that she was horny. I had the day off so I rubbed 2 easy ones out so I’d last a bit longer. Turns out I’m old and she was suspicious about how long I was lasting.

“What’s wrong?”

“Oh nothing honey, I just cranked it twice to some online sloots earlier today.”

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I dinged tonight too. Love must be in the air

 

[RedSeaRising]

Badda ding, dadda boom. Platty board is on a roll boys let's keep this up.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Badda ding, dadda boom. Platty board is on a roll boys let's keep this up.

You need to stay away from “Dings” according to my sources. Leads to.....uuuh, well, you know.

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[lee_carvallo_12]

woke up to wife grabbing my wiener for morning sects. it had been awhile for all sects and a really long while for morning sects.

 

[cwessel76]

Wife is in CA for work. No dings this week.