NSFW Official ding check in

[BBTown Bomber]

Good morning, youngins.....and “yes” I’m posting in the right thread. 😎

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[LoudHogRider]

Good morning, youngins.....and “yes” I’m posting in the right thread. 😎

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[BBTown Bomber]

That is just mean. Confirms my decision to never mention you to Mrs. Bomber...... 😎

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[HuskerGarrett]

Bump

 

[dsbigred1]

Bump

The wife get some broth with her lunchtime bone, Gar?

 

[jaihawk]

Wife finally decided to get her IUD taken out last week. I got snipped a year back, but we wanted to make sure... THANK YOU PROGESTERONE!!! It's like she's early 20's again.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Wife finally decided to get her IUD taken out last week. I got snipped a year back, but we wanted to make sure... THANK YOU PROGESTERONE!!! It's like she's early 20's again.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Ding

this was my last ding 🙁 it also knocked her up

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

this was my last ding 🙁 it also knocked her up

Nice shootin', tex!

 

[thE kErnEl]

So ding means fucking? If so, got some strange this weekend. I'm going to keep her around. She owns a house on Lake Travis.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

So ding means fucking? If so, got some strange this weekend. I'm going to keep her around. She owns a house on Lake Travis.

Please socially distance and flatten the curve you monster

 

[thE kErnEl]

Please socially distance and flatten the curve you monster

I held out as long as a could. Please forgive me.

 

[MtnHusker]

I don't think I shared this ding from the summer. Super cool chicks, blast to party with and they are wild. Have to cover up their lovely faces cuz they are successful businesswomen and I still want to stay on their good side. This picture was after a long day at Party Cove, and proud to say we were still going strong at 4 am that night. I made them do The Charlie's Angels Pose for this shot. We owned Party Cove that day and literally had piles of guys swimming over from other boats trying to party with these women. There was 1 other hottie with us but she is not in that picture. Had 2 boats that had Bachelor Parties that swam over to my boat. I had to stand at the end of the boat and tell them they couldn't come on. Had to play Doorman otherwise every swinging dick in the cove would have been on my boat. 1 guy yelled at me "c'mon dude!!!!" cuz I wouldn't let him on my boat to party with my friends. These women were the best guests I have ever had, for more than just the obvious visual reasons but they also pay for all of the food and booze. They won't let me pick up a check anywhere so I felt like a kept man. They turned heads everywhere they went.

 

[dsbigred1]

I don't think I shared this ding from the summer. Super cool chicks, blast to party with and they are wild. Have to cover up their lovely faces cuz they are successful businesswomen and I still want to stay on their good side. This picture was after a long day at Party Cove, and proud to say we were still going strong at 4 am that night. I made them do The Charlie's Angels Pose for this shot. We owned Party Cove that day and literally had piles of guys swimming over from other boats trying to party with these women. There was 1 other hottie with us but she is not in that picture. Had 2 boats that had Bachelor Parties that swam over to my boat. I had to stand at the end of the boat and tell them they couldn't come on. Had to play Doorman otherwise every swinging dick in the cove would have been on my boat. 1 guy yelled at me "c'mon dude!!!!" cuz I wouldn't let him on my boat to party with my friends. These women were the best guests I have ever had, for more than just the obvious visual reasons but they also pay for all of the food and booze. They won't let me pick up a check anywhere so I felt like a kept man. They turned heads everywhere they went.


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Which one(s) were dinged? Where were they dinged?
and thanks for not letting me in your boat 😢

 

[MtnHusker]

Which one(s) were dinged? Where were they dinged?
and thanks for not letting me in your boat 😢

I was truly blessed to be with the one on the right. Her body is ridiculous, so dam sexy. Beautiful woman and just a sweetheart. And they all want to come back this summer, a couple times. Summer can't get here soon enough.

 

[MtnHusker]

Which one(s) were dinged? Where were they dinged?
and thanks for not letting me in your boat 😢

I was actually tied up with a bunch of other boats and one of them next to me was all Husker Fans. Tyler from RSS. We see his group of Husker Fans quite often. He enjoyed the view, as did everyone else.

This picture was from earlier in the week at Backwater Jacks pool.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Please socially distance and flatten the curve you monster

Yeah......good luck with that. 😅

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[Baron Winnebago]

Yeah......good luck with that. 😅

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I'm not sure which is worse the out of wedlock sex or putting our elderly at risk

 

[LoudHogRider]

I'm not sure which is worse the out of wedlock sex or putting our elderly at risk

Or having you as our board's arbiter of morality. 🤣

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Or having you as our board's arbiter of morality. 🤣

I think we can all agree that none of it is good.