NSFW Official ding check in

[Jim14510]

 

[Black5hirt]

@turek420845 I laughed more that you deleted a post and your reason was "not funny" 😆

I love being able to see deleted posts

 

[MtnHusker]

Can us single guys get in on this? The Dings are generally further apart but many times well worth the thrill of hunt

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Can us single guys get in on this? The Dings are generally further apart but many times well worth the thrill of hunt

Yes, your stories will be much more interesting most likely

 

[Goskers07]

Can us single guys get in on this? The Dings are generally further apart but many times well worth the thrill of hunt

Of course, but just remember: self dings don't count. If they did, this thread would be 3,000 pages long already.

 

[RedSeaRising]

Can us single guys get in on this? The Dings are generally further apart but many times well worth the thrill of hunt

Yes, your stories will be much more interesting most likely

Word. You ever go hoggin'? It's been years but that was always a fun game to play.

 

[MtnHusker]

Yes, your stories will be much more interesting most likely

Not gonna lie, this weekend has some stories I probably can't share. Got some pictures I could share but gotta figure out how to cover up their faces a little bit. They would be pissed if some of these pictures got shared. All I can say that some people get better looking by plastic surgery or by wearing expensive clothes with stylish haircuts. Best thing I ever did was bought a boat, definite chick magnet and so many of them are sooo far out of my league.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Not gonna lie, this weekend has some stories I probably can't share. Got some pictures I could share but gotta figure out how to cover up their faces a little bit. They would be pissed if some of these pictures got shared. All I can say that some people get better looking by plastic surgery or by wearing expensive clothes with stylish haircuts. Best thing I ever did was bought a boat, definite chick magnet and so many of them are sooo far out of my league.

Alright we are gonna need to see these pics STAT

 

[Alum-Ni]

Not gonna lie, this weekend has some stories I probably can't share. Got some pictures I could share but gotta figure out how to cover up their faces a little bit. They would be pissed if some of these pictures got shared. All I can say that some people get better looking by plastic surgery or by wearing expensive clothes with stylish haircuts. Best thing I ever did was bought a boat, definite chick magnet and so many of them are sooo far out of my league.

 

[MtnHusker]

Word. You ever go hoggin'? It's been years but that was always a fun game to play.

I live on the Lake of the Ozarks and this summer has been epic for me. May end up just bronzing my penis and throwing it in the lake. Not sure how but had the best summer of my life for quality and quantity. Please excuse the hack "Fire Edit" but I don't want either of my girls gettin mad if something weird happened with the photos. Dinged the 1 on the right, who is also the one on top in the 2nd picture

 

[MtnHusker]

I can't get the 2nd pic to load, says it's too big. Insert "That's what she said gif"

 

[MtnHusker]

Thank gawd for booze and bad decisions that come with it

 

[RedSeaRising]

I live on the Lake of the Ozarks and this summer has been epic for me. May end up just bronzing my penis and throwing it in the lake. Not sure how but had the best summer of my life for quality and quantity. Please excuse the hack "Fire Edit" but I don't want either of my girls gettin mad if something weird happened with the photos. Dinged the 1 on the right, who is also the one on top in the 2nd picture

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Looks like some quality pussy, IYAM. Without seeing her eyes, I can tell that she's got just enough of a crazy look in her eye that always seems to translate into a good time and a great lay. There's just nothing quite like a boujee bitch who loves to party and has that look in her eye.

In my mind, her name is Brandi-Lynn, Tiffany, or Jessica. In my browser, she'll come to life as Alina Lopez, FWIW.

Gratz on the sects.

Spoiler: NSFW: Alina Lopez

 

[iruletheskool]

 

[RedSeaRising]

 

[Jim14510]

I know who I'm hanging out with next time I'm in the ozarks.

 

[Adolph Coors]

I know who I'm hanging out with next time I'm in the ozarks.

no shit

 

[MtnHusker]

Looks like some quality pussy, IYAM. Without seeing her eyes, I can tell that she's got just enough of a crazy look in her eye that always seems to translate into a good time and a great lay. There's just nothing quite like a boujee bitch who loves to party and has that look in her eye.

In my mind, her name is Brandi-Lynn, Tiffany, or Jessica. In my browser, she'll come to life as Alina Lopez, FWIW.

Gratz on the sects.

Spoiler: NSFW: Alina Lopez

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Oh, she's got enough crazy in those eyes. Not afraid to party. Total Smoke Show that we will just call rigorous in the sack. Recently divorced but previous to her marriage she dated a star NHL Player. As she said I am not her usual type but a Pity Ding still counts as a Ding. Might go out and see her in Denver this winter a time or 2 if the bell needs to be rung. No chance in hell she would ever date me but I am not afraid of a quality Sport Dings.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

was coming to the thread to say i had no-kiss, no-eye contact, no-talk sex with the wife last night... leaving to say @MtnHusker

 

[betsch]

Logged a ding this morning. Things looking probable for found 2 tonight, boy do I love pregnancy.

Oh man I LOVED it when my wife was pregnant. Best times of our marriage I swear to God. Her hormones were crazy.