NSFW Official ding check in

[Cookiemonster]

You and @Toe should start a porn empire

No interest. I dated a porn star for several months. So naturally I do horrible, decrepit things in bed.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

🛎️ ...........old guy ftw

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[HuskerGarrett]

🛎️ ...........old guy ftw

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[lee_carvallo_12]

No interest. I dated a porn star for several months. So naturally I do horrible, decrepit things in bed.

Go on… for @BIG TONE SOPRANO, not me, of course.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Go on… for @BIG TONE SOPRANO, not me, of course.

I dated Sam Schimmel ( Janice Griffith) a long time ago back when I was a touring fill in guitarist for metal core bands. It wasn’t a long relationship or anything because we were both busy fucking other people.

She was a sweetheart in bed and had a huge affinity for not wasting cum. She wouldn’t let me shoot on her face. It always had to be in her ass, pussy, or mouth.

In any of our threesomes she also had to be the one to get the load and wouldn’t share.

We mutually split on the fact that she is a raging liberal and I am not and we’d end up arguing over stupid shit. It also wears on you when your woman is banging giant cocks at work after a while. I knew it was always meant to be a short time thing.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I dated Sam Schimmel ( Janice Griffith) a long time ago back when I was a touring fill in guitarist for metal core bands. It wasn’t a long relationship or anything because we were both busy fucking other people.

She was a sweetheart in bed and had a huge affinity for not wasting cum. She wouldn’t let me shoot on her face. It always had to be in her ass, pussy, or mouth.

In any of our threesomes she also had to be the one to get the load and wouldn’t share.

We mutually split on the fact that she is a raging liberal and I am not and we’d end up arguing over stupid shit. It also wears on you when your woman is banging giant cocks at work after a while. I knew it was always meant to be a short time thing.

Well written. Thank you.

 

[Tsakoi]

I dated Sam Schimmel ( Janice Griffith) a long time ago back when I was a touring fill in guitarist for metal core bands. It wasn’t a long relationship or anything because we were both busy fucking other people.

She was a sweetheart in bed and had a huge affinity for not wasting cum. She wouldn’t let me shoot on her face. It always had to be in her ass, pussy, or mouth.

In any of our threesomes she also had to be the one to get the load and wouldn’t share.

We mutually split on the fact that she is a raging liberal and I am not and we’d end up arguing over stupid shit. It also wears on you when your woman is banging giant cocks at work after a while. I knew it was always meant to be a short time thing.

Good thing you dropped her.

That was quite selfish of her not to let you have some of the other guy's load.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I dated Sam Schimmel ( Janice Griffith) a long time ago back when I was a touring fill in guitarist for metal core bands. It wasn’t a long relationship or anything because we were both busy fucking other people.

She was a sweetheart in bed and had a huge affinity for not wasting cum. She wouldn’t let me shoot on her face. It always had to be in her ass, pussy, or mouth.

In any of our threesomes she also had to be the one to get the load and wouldn’t share.

We mutually split on the fact that she is a raging liberal and I am not and we’d end up arguing over stupid shit. It also wears on you when your woman is banging giant cocks at work after a while. I knew it was always meant to be a short time thing.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Good thing you dropped her.

That was quite selfish of her not to let you have some of the other guy's load.

I know right. Jfc. Even when another girl would be a squirter she would push me out of the way and take it. Selfish bitch.

 

[Cookiemonster]

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Sam’s holes were both super tight and I’m not hung at all. However this was earlier into her porn career. So who knows. She was big on kegals and keeping it all in check.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I know right. Jfc. Even when another girl would be a squirter she would push me out of the way and take it. Selfish bitch.

Remember, squirting is peeing. @lee_carvallo_12 does not give a shit tho. He’s all N with the pee.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Remember, squirting is peeing. @lee_carvallo_12 does not give a shit tho. He’s all N with the pee.

Pee is sterile. You only live once my friend. Make that girl squirt and live that life.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Pee is sterile. You only live once my friend. Make that girl squirt and live that life.

Not saying I don’t enjoy the squirt. Just wanted you to be aware.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Not saying I don’t enjoy the squirt. Just wanted you to be aware.

So R Kelly was just a squirter?

 

[Husker Priapism]

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Old guy got lucky and this thread has gone to shit ever since. @lee_carvallo_12 please try and straighten stuff out before I need to bring @Faux Sean Callahan in to clean this mess up.



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[BBTown Bomber]

Sorry amigo, but that’s borderline creepy on many levels……😎


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[lee_carvallo_12]

Remember, squirting is peeing. @lee_carvallo_12 does not give a shit tho. He’s all N with the pee.

I’ll take whatever.

 

[Lionsfan93]

A little pre-Father's Day action last night. Twas glorious!

 

[Black Dean]

Meeting this tinderella for round 2 tonight. Gonna go grab dinner then eating her pie for dessert later.