NSFW Official ding check in

[Ext. 55]

Haven’t rang the bell in almost a week. Brutal.

 

[Black Dean]

Haven’t rang the bell in almost a week. Brutal.

I was on a 1 month bender before meeting this broad

 

[Cookiemonster]

I was on a 1 month bender before meeting this broad

Wife. Her. Up.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

I was on a 1 month bender before meeting this broad

But did you only skull fuck her or did you pound the kitty too?

 

[Ext. 55]

I was on a 1 month bender before meeting this broad

That’s horrible

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

 

[HuskerPAC]

Morning ding! Randomly woke up at 530am and our 2 1/2 year old wasn’t in bed with us which happens about as often as Halley’s Comet passes. Realized my opportunity, woke my boy up and went to town.

2 1/2 year old is getting ice cream tonight.

 

[kyle23]

Morning ding! Randomly woke up at 530am and our 2 1/2 year old wasn’t in bed with us which happens about as often as Halley’s Comet passes. Realized my opportunity, woke my boy up and went to town.

2 1/2 year old is getting ice cream tonight.

Woke your boy up?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Woke your boy up?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

My penis. I have 2 daughters. I can see the confusion in my wording.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Make up sex is always good.

Thank you sex is up there which is in the works with mothers day this week

Successful multi ding weekend.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Should have checked in earlier. 9 yr old was at football camp, 4 & 2 yr old were eating lunch and 5mnth old was sleeping. I dinged her bell 🛎 then rolled her over and dinged my bell 🔔 at approximately 1:40 today.

 

[thE kErnEl]

Ding,ding,Ding. Luv me sum asian strange. Dinging my Dentist's receptionist tomorrow night and Tuesday morning. It's going to be a good week.

 

[thE kErnEl]

Just got a booty call. It is going to be a great week.

 

[Cookiemonster]

3rd ding of the weekend. Should be enough to get her to leave me alone until next weekend.

Once in my weight room. Once in the kitchen and once in the bedroom about 5 mins ago.

Even got a partial bj out of the last one.

Anyone else miss bjs to completion? So selfish they are.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

TikTok - Make Your Day

Can confirm

 

[BBTown Bomber]

TikTok - Make Your Day

Can confirm

Gonna need names, dates, positions and post-sex fast food spots you hit........😍


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[Faux Sean Callahan]

Gonna need names, dates, positions and post-sex fast food spots you hit........😍


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My back was bleeding in several spots... It was a fun night.

The Stripper was probably better than the video gave credit. Should say she wasn't a Stripper when the deed was done, but became one about a year after.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

My back was bleeding in several spots... It was a fun night.

The Stripper was probably better than the video gave credit. Should say she wasn't a Stripper when the deed was done, but became one about a year after.

So is yore wife’s name Stormy?

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[Huskerbuck85]

🛎

Little detail on the ding: it was dark in the room this morn and after she got her ding I told her to spin around reverse cowgirl so I could see the action but I couldn’t see. Reached over and grabbed my phone and lit that clam up. Was glorious. Then I was asked WTF I was doing 🤣

Few hrs later headed to Cockeye and I had a lightbulb turn on….I’m going to create an anal plug with a light on it!!! Well let me tell you, according to Etsy and Amazon I’m late to the party. Of course @HuskerPAC is already thinking “you moron” in his head as he’s seen plenty in videos at this point.

The ole lady said she’d let me get her one if it was small and that she’d seen them on tic tok where girls wear LED ones to bars with skirts on.
I told her I don’t want a little colored LED, I want a street light in her ass! We’ll see where this goes.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I don't know who needs to know this, but....