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Morning ding! Randomly woke up at 530am and our 2 1/2 year old wasn’t in bed with us which happens about as often as Halley’s Comet passes. Realized my opportunity, woke my boy up and went to town.
Morning ding! Randomly woke up at 530am and our 2 1/2 year old wasn’t in bed with us which happens about as often as Halley’s Comet passes. Realized my opportunity, woke my boy up and went to town.
Should have checked in earlier. 9 yr old was at football camp, 4 & 2 yr old were eating lunch and 5mnth old was sleeping. I dinged her bell 🛎 then rolled her over and dinged my bell 🔔 at approximately 1:40 today.
My back was bleeding in several spots... It was a fun night.
The Stripper was probably better than the video gave credit. Should say she wasn't a Stripper when the deed was done, but became one about a year after.
My back was bleeding in several spots... It was a fun night.
The Stripper was probably better than the video gave credit. Should say she wasn't a Stripper when the deed was done, but became one about a year after.
Little detail on the ding: it was dark in the room this morn and after she got her ding I told her to spin around reverse cowgirl so I could see the action but I couldn’t see. Reached over and grabbed my phone and lit that clam up. Was glorious. Then I was asked WTF I was doing 🤣
Few hrs later headed to Cockeye and I had a lightbulb turn on….I’m going to create an anal plug with a light on it!!! Well let me tell you, according to Etsy and Amazon I’m late to the party. Of course @HuskerPAC is already thinking “you moron” in his head as he’s seen plenty in videos at this point.
The ole lady said she’d let me get her one if it was small and that she’d seen them on tic tok where girls wear LED ones to bars with skirts on.
I told her I don’t want a little colored LED, I want a street light in her ass! We’ll see where this goes.