NSFW Official ding check in

[Pipe Line]

Checking in with a post pee from waking up and finding no EPP yet for the week

 

[Alum-Ni]

Fucking Ding! I'm still out of breath... twice in 1 hour with a sucky in between. Not sure what I did to deserve it but damn I feel young again.

Show off

 

[Jim14510]

I think wives are reading this thread. It's my only explanation to the amount of bj's being given.

 

[Cookiemonster]

What the fuck is a mouth ding anymore? Fuck I miss college.

anyways ding check in right after I took a shit. Starting the day off right.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

exactly lol

Convince me again why people get married. When you’re not married, you have it all

 

[HuskerPAC]

Update on the 20 year old… pretty sure she gave me strep throat… have not been having a good time at all the last few days

Could be a gonorrheal sore throat. Watch for the drip.

Dinged Thursday. 1st in 5 weeks since baby was born.

 

[Alum-Ni]

What the fuck is a mouth ding anymore? Fuck I miss college.

anyways ding check in right after I took a shit. Starting the day off right.

Close enough to call it a blumpkin

 

[jaihawk]

I would like to thank Mr. Garth Brooks for last night's ding...

 

[Cookiemonster]

I would like to thank Mr. Garth Brooks for last night's ding...

Was he good in bed?

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Update on the 20 year old… pretty sure she gave me strep throat… have not been having a good time at all the last few days

The ultimate in coulda been worse

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

So things didn’t work out with the previous gal (you motherfuckers wouldn’t believe the why, so I’ll skip that). Alas, a new Chinese minx appears. Madre de dios...

I lost count, but this is the third weekend of dings and the best yet. Honestly, I don’t even know how to count dings any more.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Ol boy was feeling it this morning.
I plowed the ol lady for a solid 45 mins (not the norm for me). Left her shaking in my wake with a nice load. Solid weekend of dings.
Plow on boys.

 

[thE kErnEl]

So things didn’t work out with the previous gal (you motherfuckers wouldn’t believe the why, so I’ll skip that). Alas, a new Chinese minx appears. Madre de dios...

I lost count, but this is the third weekend of dings and the best yet. Honestly, I don’t even know how to count dings any more.

That's a nice problem to have.

 

[Jim14510]

you motherfuckers wouldn’t believe the why, so I’ll skip that

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Irreconcilable anthropometric differences.

 

[22*43*51]

Irreconcilable anthropometric differences.

Oooh this is interesting.

https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/topics/anthropometry/default.html

Are you a man-let, a fat, was she an Amazon, midget?

Do tell

 

[LoudHogRider]

Irreconcilable anthropometric differences.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Also, good morning lads. Old guy with a ding report this morning. 😎

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Also, good morning lads. Old guy with a ding report this morning. 😎

Engorged member indeed

 

[Jim14510]

Engorged member indeed

Don't let this go too much to your head she was Chinese right?