Not that it matters because I love everyone but if you had to guess....

[thE kErnEl]

Why don’t you come see me? Fly into Denver and we’ll go fuck around in the mountains for a few days. Do you golf?

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Maybe I'll fly into Rapid and we can terrorize Lewie's?

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Maybe I'll fly into Rapid and we can terrorize Lewie's?

I don’t think they’ve got a good enough beer inventory……🤣

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[Ext. 55]

30, white, overwhelmingly average 6' white dude. Put on 20-25 lbs in the last 6 months or so. Chalking that up to what's amounting to be the toughest stretch in my personal life to date and not coping in the healthiest ways lol. Should be on the tail end of that, hopefully. I've never been more excited for Spring/Summer in my life.

It all evens out. Hang in there brother. Get some!

 

[Strongarm517]

White milf
Used to work for Huskers
Banged a former AA center

 

[RedSeaRising]

- 30 y.o.
- 6'-0"
- 235 lbs, 36 waist, could stand to lose 25-30
- white
- divorced
- 2 kids (2 different women), 1 more on the way
- pretty fucking good at what I do career wise
- def not making $250k, but make enough to support a family in Colorado on one income and still keep up with my child support payments
- 10 handicap, hoping to be a single digit capper when my kids are big enough to not want to hang out with me anymore
- am a phenomenal cook
- am friends with a number of famous people, including but not limited to @HuskerGarrett and @HuskerDocCo

 

[Ext. 55]

White milf
Used to work for Huskers
Banged a former AA center

 

[Red Dog]

28, white as a sheet thanks to the red hair, 5’9 resident libtard. No kids thank Christ

 

[BBTown Bomber]

- 30 y.o.
- 6'-0"
- 235 lbs, 36 waist, could stand to lose 25-30
- white
- divorced
- 2 kids (2 different women), 1 more on the way
- pretty fucking good at what I do career wise
- def not making $250k, but make enough to support a family in Colorado on one income and still keep up with my child support payments
- 10 handicap, hoping to be a single digit capper when my kids are big enough to not want to hang out with me anymore
- am a phenomenal cook
- am friends with a number of famous people, including but not limited to @HuskerGarrett and @HuskerDocCo

Yore final bullet point has one small omission, son. Just sayin’……😎

.

 

[slattimer]

- 37 y.o
- 6'0"
- 235 lbs - weight as fluctuated a lot over the years. 3 years ago I was a 295 lb fat ass, got down to 215 lbs just before my son was born.
- I have abnormally large calves, part genetics, part belief I had abnormally large stairs to my room growing up.
- White
- Married - 10 years this June, 4 kids (3 girls, 1 boy - 7, 5, 3, 1)
- Modest income for what I do. We make a comfortable living I guess, mainly because my wife is frugal and have a nice savings cache built up.
- Max weight benched 365x2, Ran a 4.9 forty and set the OL/TE position group pro agility record my freshman year @ 4.24
- Have coached football for 17 years now, 7 as an HC, 6 as an OC
- 5.5 handicap, 1 hole in one, best drive - 395 yards (big tail wind, ground was hard as shit, rolled down a hill, but I still smashed that fucker)

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

actually, this is closer to the IRL @B1G_10_Tony -

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I’m sure lol

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Whew, all over the spectrum. 35, white, 5’6 165 (lost 100 pounds 2 years ago), long full beard, long hair, make pretty good money but not the 250k without my wife but pretty close between my main job, my rental, and cash payments helping out my brothers tree company.

Good to know I’m the smallest dude on this site, my wife’s almost 6 foot though but I doubt that gets me any points but marrying a tall Auburn swimmer sure made me give zero shits about being short🤣

Stacy Oakley Auburn or Auburn Alabama?

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Stacy Oakley Auburn or Auburn Alabama?

Auburn Alabama.

 

[RedSeaRising]

Yore final bullet point has one small omission, son. Just sayin’……😎

.

It's only because I can't bring myself to tag your current handle...BBTB is all that comes to mind

 

[Lionsfan93]

- 30 yrs old...will be 31 in about 3 weeks
- 6' 4"
- 240lbs. Recently lost 15 pounds and am trying to lose another 15.
- White
- Married for 8 years with 3 kiddos - all girls. 5, 2 and 4 months. Ya...I'm in the midst of it...
- Omaha, NE
- I make enough for my wife to be a SAHM and we are comfortable, but we aren't living large by any means.
- I'm not much of a golfer...but I still hoop every weekend.

 

[Jim14510]

30, white, 6’3”. I could stand to lose at least 20 lbs.

I’m average at so many things. Nothing about me stands out.

I’m an accountant so it makes sense.

Speak for yourself. I'm above average/great in everything that I'm not below average in.

 

[Adolph Coors]

6’2 285 lb republican

 

[Red Dog]

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6’2 285 lb republican

That’s 285??? Jesus Christ

 

[Woodrow F Call]

That’s 285??? Jesus Christ

That boi is solid/thicccckkk mane

 

[Woodrow F Call]

I'll join


Height: 6'2"
Weight:215
Body Type: a little extra padding
Turn 38 in April

Married 10 years on March 31. 11 year old daughter (got her pregnant literally within 3 months of dating) and an 8 year old daughter.

Didn't play any sports past my freshman year, because I'm a retard and thought I should focus on farming and a career while still in high school.

 

[Jim14510]

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6’2 285 lb republican

What was the duet?