Not that it matters because I love everyone but if you had to guess....

[Ext. 55]

At this point in my life I think it’s much more impressive that I’m still a 32/32 pant size than if I had any of those stats.
(Also a full head of hair)

51
6’6”
34 pants
Full head of hair
Still banging like a rabbit in heat
…and can run a 4.5 40.


Ok, that last one is pure bullshit, but gotta try and put icing on a cake.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Combine Wifeys income tho Scotch…

Then I’ve got 1 of the 3!

 

[huskerj12]

Gigantic dorks everywhere you look

 

[Huskerbuck85]

@JThomasOmaha is about 5’9” -5’10”, 310lbs. White as a ghost, sensitive as a virgin pussy but can touch a goal post….60lbs ago

 

[HuskerPAC]

Seems most of us are low 30s white males with 2-3 kids under 4 so this is how I picture literally everyone here

33yo white male. Married 9 years. 2 little girls under the age of 3. 5’9”, 170lbs, average build. Can’t grow a beard. Looks like I’ll be losing my hair. Athletic enough still to not embarrass myself with anything. Combined income is solid since I married a doctor and I work as a PA, but I still drive an ‘05 Corolla. I have many leather bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.

 

[God is a Husker]

51
6’6”
34 pants
Full head of hair
Still banging like a rabbit in heat
…and can run a 4.5 40.


Ok, that last one is pure bullshit, but gotta try and put icing on a cake.

33yo white male. Married 9 years. 2 little girls under the age of 3. 5’9”, 170lbs, average build. Can’t grow a beard. Looks like I’ll be losing my hair. Athletic enough still to not embarrass myself with anything. Combined income is solid since I married a doctor and I work as a PA, but I still drive an ‘05 Corolla. I have many leather bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.

I assume this is what Grindr chat is like

 

[HuskerGarrett]

33yo white male. Married 9 years. 2 little girls under the age of 3. 5’9”, 170lbs, average build. Can’t grow a beard. Looks like I’ll be losing my hair. Athletic enough still to not embarrass myself with anything. Combined income is solid since I married a doctor and I work as a PA, but I still drive an ‘05 Corolla. I have many leather bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.

Starring Jason Bateman

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Seems most of us are low 30s white males with 2-3 kids under 4 so this is how I picture literally everyone here

Nope! Some of us are older and very cool if yah need advice

 

[BBTown Bomber]

At this point in my life I think it’s much more impressive that I’m still a 32/32 pant size than if I had any of those stats.
(Also a full head of hair)

I have a full head of (bleach) blond hair at 69. About the only thing I’ve got going for me, tho.
😥

.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I have a full head of (bleach) blond hair at 69. About the only thing I’ve got going for me, tho.
😥

.

Except for being married (almost) 30 years, five great, prospering kids and nine grandkids. And I made a shekel or two peddling various investment and insurance scams.


(and “yes”, I just quoted myself)

.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Except for being married (almost) 30 years, five great, prospering kids and nine grandkids. And I made a shekel or two peddling various investment and insurance scams.


(and “yes”, I just quoted myself)

.

You didn’t state yore age. I’d say full head of hair—regardless of color—a good marriage, and successful progeny that you’ve done quite well.

 

[Black Dean]

😂

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I have a full head of (bleach) blond hair at 69. About the only thing I’ve got going for me, tho.
😥

.

You didn’t read carefully @HuskerPAC

😄
.

 

[cwessel76]

All the Libs on here are white transgender 20 year olds who live in their rich mom’s (single parent) basement and jerk off to hentai porn whilst retweeting AOC.



***I cleaned that up from the what I was gonna say cuz I thought it was too mean

 

[dsbigred1]

38, 5’9, 170, bleached asshole, bush like Billy Gibbons beard, impressively scarred liver, modestly wealthy, fantastic ejaculator.

 

[huskerj12]

Clearly, as with RSS, the demographic of “very top notch hilarious/original political comedians” is represented strongly on TPB Underground.

 

[Pipe Line]

After the last 2 weeks of stomach issues, now 6' 220. 29. Technically dirty blonde hair, full head, that turns blonde when I buzz it every few weeks. Beard is probably a B when I grow it out. Connection with the mustache down to the sides of the chin could use a tad more maturing. Not nearly as athletic as I once was due to years of powerlifting now but can get the job done when need be. Got my wife pregnant with our about to be 11 month old daughter on the first round and proceeded to give her 4 more rounds over about 2 hours time.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Whew, all over the spectrum. 35, white, 5’6 165 (lost 100 pounds 2 years ago), long full beard, long hair, make pretty good money but not the 250k without my wife but pretty close between my main job, my rental, and cash payments helping out my brothers tree company.

Good to know I’m the smallest dude on this site, my wife’s almost 6 foot though but I doubt that gets me any points but marrying a tall Auburn swimmer sure made me give zero shits about being short🤣

 

[Pipe Line]

Forgot, I'm also white

 

[Ext. 55]

I assume this is what Grindr chat is like

@Jim14510

@God is a Husker has an honest question for you...