Not that it matters because I love everyone but if you had to guess....

[Ext. 55]

I have a full head of (bleach) blond hair at 69. About the only thing I’ve got going for me, tho.
😥

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C'mon do better....suggested 'stretches'..

- Benches 400
- Cock like a 9lb hammer
- I sell the best insurance anywhere
- Can still high jump 8ft
- Once banged Farrah Fawcett at a night club bathroom in L.A.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

C'mon do better....suggested 'stretches'..

- Benches 400
- Cock like a 9lb hammer
- I sell the best insurance anywhere
- Can still high jump 8ft
- Once banged Farrah Fawcett at a night club bathroom in L.A.

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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[Pipe Line]

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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[Ext. 55]

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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Fuck yeah! I want to party with THAT guy!!!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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Forest..Forest Gump?

 

[Dble E]

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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I am the only guy at the nudist colony that can carry 12 donuts and 2 cups of coffee.....

 

[thE kErnEl]

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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Can confirm.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I am the only guy at the nudist colony that can carry 12 donuts and 2 cups of coffee.....

🤣🤣🤣

 

[Jim14510]

I am the only guy at the nudist colony that can carry 12 donuts and 2 cups of coffee.....

I'm going to pass on the donuts.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Can confirm.

Still a ways away but Austin around Dec. 16th for a week and then a family get-together-vrbo at Port Aransas Beach for Christmas.

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[That SOB Van Owen]

Idk but most of y’all have an ego bigger than @HuskerGarrett ‘s TikTok following.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

I started losing my hair around 37 and said "fuck it" and shaved it all off ( probably work stress, Telecom Engineer ) .. Turned out to be the best thing I ever did ..

Fast forward to now ..

Age 49, White, 6'0 230. still with a shaved head, and look at least 10 years younger than my actual age.. I joked with my girlfriend ( 36 y.o ) that when I turn 50 in a month, that my mid-life crisis officially starts and that I might trade her in for a younger woman .. She's calling my bluff.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Here ya go……

* straightest mower lines in our neighborhood
* world-class cunnilingus delivery
* never once overcooked a rib-eye (in 32 years) on my Weber charcoal grill.
* undisputed state champion as a weekend bartender and mixologist of tasty cocktails
* producer-of-the-year for 16 years running, in my one-man investment office
* traveled over 13k vacation miles (and 115 days gone) in my Husker-red Silverado, over the past 12 months.
* once banged Mary Ann (of Gilligan’s Island-fame) in my mom’s basement after drinking 16 Mike’s Hard Lemonade drinks.

That’s all I’ve got……😎

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You do strike me as a guy with Jean shorts and white new balances

 

[Daddy]

30, white, overwhelmingly average 6' white dude. Put on 20-25 lbs in the last 6 months or so. Chalking that up to what's amounting to be the toughest stretch in my personal life to date and not coping in the healthiest ways lol. Should be on the tail end of that, hopefully. I've never been more excited for Spring/Summer in my life.

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

My whole family came over as Mormon pioneers in the 1850s. So you know when my wife and I did fertility testing my swimmers were like pop rocks in a glass.

 

[Pipe Line]

30, white, overwhelmingly average 6' white dude. Put on 20-25 lbs in the last 6 months or so. Chalking that up to what's amounting to be the toughest stretch in my personal life to date and not coping in the healthiest ways lol. Should be on the tail end of that, hopefully. I've never been more excited for Spring/Summer in my life.

Better get them chicken breasts on the grill so you can be shredded for summer!

 

[wildcat_husker]

30, white, 6’3”. I could stand to lose at least 20 lbs.

I’m average at so many things. Nothing about me stands out.

I’m an accountant so it makes sense.

 

[Daddy]

Better get them chicken breasts on the grill so you can be shredded for summer!

🤣

 

[thE kErnEl]

Still a ways away but Austin around Dec. 16th for a week and then a family get-together-vrbo at Port Aransas Beach for Christmas.

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See you then!

 

[BBTown Bomber]

See you then!

Why don’t you come see me? Fly into Denver and we’ll go fuck around in the mountains for a few days. Do you golf?

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