*** NIU Pregame Thread: We're born to suffer **"

[Baron Winnebago]

 

[Dawgsauce]

Must be too soon for the Heinrich Maneuver. Still coughing and not full on choking yet.

 

[God is a Husker]

Is that soda pop

 

[Black Dean]

Yore penis:

I beat that shit like it owes me money

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m sure a week of no practice really helped Sims and now he’s ready to shine 💪

 

[Carm]

I seriously doubt he's starting.

If, by some chance, he is, it would just be evidence of the gap between Sims and the rest of the room.

 

[Carm]

first thought that crossed my mind when I saw you gif was "Jack's glasses wouldn't cover Sims' eyes"

 

[Pepe Silvia]

whats the good luck amount of railyard beers before the game?

It's a secret only the staff knows. Just keep drinking, then they will stop serving you at the correct number of beers

 

[CornFed Gregger]

Time to suffer

 

[HerbRedman]

I’ve had diarrhea all morning. Shit twice. Skipping the gym cause I don’t want to explode out of my shorts.

 

[slattimer]

whats the good luck amount of railyard beers before the game?

I’ve found one Bloody Mary and 3 fairy nectars was the perfect amount for my golf game….

 

[Papa...Football]

I’ve found one Bloody Mary and 3 fairy nectars was the perfect amount for my golf game….

Did it make you play better or just make you not really GAF how you played?

 

[Cash68847]

Did it make you play better or just make you not really GAF how you played?

A good buzz always makes you play better

 

[The Bearded One]

I’ve jacked off 3x today. My girl is back home visiting her parents

How is the jack'n off going with your diahrea?

 

[slattimer]

Did it make you play better or just make you not really GAF how you played?

Both.

 

[HerbRedman]

How is the jack'n off going with your diahrea?

 

[jaihawk]

Jalon Daniel's was the starter on the screen at KU's home opener and the Jason Bean played the whole game. I wouldn't necessarily put a lot of stock in this...

 

[Ironwardog]

I really enjoyed this one 😂😂

 

[HughJanus]

How is the jack'n off going with your diahrea?

Might as well multitask if you're stuck on the toilet. That's just good clock management.

 

[vailhusker]