*** NIU Pregame Thread: We're born to suffer **"

[Dawgsauce]

I’ve jacked off 3x today. My girl is back home visiting her parents

Dammit @Black Dean !!!!

 

[Alcaus]

I’ve jacked off 3x today. My girl is back home visiting her parents

Yore penis:

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

So much CU and Prime schwag in the wild. Some tool with a “I ain’t hard 2 find” hoodie on

 

[Cash68847]

I think this year's Husker O will look like shit often, but I think the D will be good enough to win some games and to keep the team in the game long enough for some good things to happen with the O. QB issues is a big deal regardless of coaching. Rhule will fix that too. Just not this year. Year 1 Kirby lost to Vandy, Tech, TN, almost lost to Nichols State, and 3 other losses. He had a better roster and better couple QBs that Huskers do this year. The next year the Dawgs lost to Bama in overtime in the National Championship. It had been 40 years since our last Natty. Dawg fans know pain. I recognize all the same cursed feeling emotions y'all have been going through. Rhule will get there. Or Rhule will get real close. Either way, it'll be a hell of a lot more fun in the coming years.

If you can’t get to 30 plus on offense on a consistent basis in today’s college football you’re fucked. The Huskers probably wont break 30 in hardly any games this year. It’s going to be a long season.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

If you can’t get to 30 plus on offense on a consistent basis in today’s college football you’re fucked. The Huskers probably wont break 30 in hardly any games this year. It’s going to be a long season.

If they score a touchdown tonight, they will break 30 for the season!

 

[Cash68847]

If they score a touchdown tonight, they will break 30 for the season!

If we can’t help the scoring average the next two weeks we might have the worst offense in fbs history.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Suffer we will! I have predicted a 14-13 loss. NIU will have a pick 6, and a scoop and score.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Suffer we will! I have predicted a 14-13 loss. NIU will have a pick 6, and a scoop and score.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I saw a sign that we will win today

 

[HCFord1]

I saw a sign that we will win today

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Usually a good idea to get far away from MLK Blvd though, regardless of the city.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Usually a good idea to get far away from MLK Blvd though, regardless of the city.

(But usually true)

 

[Samkellers_69]

24-21 bad guys on walk off field goal

 

[Carm]

The Huskers probably wont break 30 in hardly any games this year. It’s going to be a long season.

we averaged 19.7 in the B1G last year - and Trey Palmer was 4.5 of that average. Of course, we were fucked last year.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Usually a good idea to get far away from MLK Blvd though, regardless of the city.

Exactly what I told my wife as she demanded I stop there so her and my youngest could pee.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Exactly what I told my wife as she demanded I stop there so her and my youngest could pee.

You'll be dead soon so what do you care?

 

[Eloot224]

Ready to hand this L to my liver like a man #GBR
Blackshirts 34 NIU 10

 

[Kaladin]

Ready to hand this L to my liver like a man #GBR
Blackshirts 34 NIU 10
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Is that soda pop

 

[Papa...Football]

There are a couple guys on there I wouldn't loan a square of toilet paper to if they had the shits. Urban Groping Meyer is #1 of those guys.

Which begs the question: do you normally “loan” toilet paper, and expect it back?

Southern culture sure is different

 

[Papa...Football]

Is that soda pop

What are the odds not a single blue can is positioned to read the main label?

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Keep all pregame malarkey in here.

Thanks,
The Platinum Board Memorial Trust
RIP @HuskerGarrett