*** NIU Pregame Thread: We're born to suffer **"

[Alcaus]

Idk like 30

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Finally will be able to fully watch a Nebraska game today since my Dawgs play at 3:30 and Huskers at 7. Regarding Huskers' game, there is only one Dawg I pull for. So screw the Huskies and go Huskers!

Great day of football when we start with the main event Yale v Holy Cross and then into the soon-to-be 3x champs, then cap it off with a reminder that God doesn't care about us with Husker football

 

[huskermack]

Can’t wait to watch this suck fest followed by the Deion Show! What a day of football!

Gah fuck. I forgot fox was gonna suck his cock all morning.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Gah fuck. I forgot fox was gonna suck his cock all morning.

suck suck and suck!

 

[ChocaEgg]

whats the good luck amount of railyard beers before the game?

 

[The Bearded One]

Is HH starting or Purdy boy? I hope HH starts and all we do is run triple option all day. Bring the fullback dick heat! Pass to Fidone off the play action fullback trap. TD!

 

[Carm]

Great day of football when we start with the main event Yale v Holy Cross

Bulldog, Bulldog, Bow wow wow. Yale's first game of the season, Holy Cross is 1-1

 

[Black Dean]

I’ve had diarrhea all morning. Shit twice. Skipping the gym cause I don’t want to explode out of my shorts.

 

[Black Dean]

GNR

 

[Black Dean]

GBR

 

[Black Dean]

Fuck it all

 

[huskermack]

Man. Fox Big Noon was THE show.
I can barely stand it today.

 

[Dawgsauce]

Great day of football when we start with the main event Yale v Holy Cross and then into the soon-to-be 3x champs, then cap it off with a reminder that God doesn't care about us with Husker football

God is too busy trying to make Florida and TN miserable. Same gametime, so you guys are safe!

 

[Dawgsauce]

Man. Fox Big Noon was THE show.
I can barely stand it today.

There are a couple guys on there I wouldn't loan a square of toilet paper to if they had the shits. Urban Groping Meyer is #1 of those guys.

 

[Dawgsauce]

One last thing, and this has to do with @HuskerGarrett trying to change the luck up. Maybe trying not jacking off today and absolutely stop jacking off in groups. You know who you are. Just stop it. I'll promise a win if you do that. The rest of you fine folks carry on per usual.

 

[TooTall]

For some weird reason, I have a sense of calm today, like the skers are gonna go off, or I'm just numb to the dumb fuckery.

But either way, I'll be there, first game of new seats (We got displaced from the east balcony, with the latest money grab plan) So section 3 here we come!

 

[Baron Winnebago]

One last thing, and this has to do with @HuskerGarrett trying to change the luck up. Maybe trying not jacking off today and absolutely stop jacking off in groups. You know who you are. Just stop it. I'll promise a win if you do that. The rest of you fine folks carry on per usual.

 

[Cash68847]

Finally will be able to fully watch a Nebraska game today since my Dawgs play at 3:30 and Huskers at 7. Regarding Huskers' game, there is only one Dawg I pull for. So screw the Huskies and go Huskers!

You might think about turning it early if our offense continues to look like shit.

 

[Black Dean]

One last thing, and this has to do with @HuskerGarrett trying to change the luck up. Maybe trying not jacking off today and absolutely stop jacking off in groups. You know who you are. Just stop it. I'll promise a win if you do that. The rest of you fine folks carry on per usual.

I’ve jacked off 3x today. My girl is back home visiting her parents

 

[Dawgsauce]

You might think about turning it early if our offense continues to look like shit.

I think this year's Husker O will look like shit often, but I think the D will be good enough to win some games and to keep the team in the game long enough for some good things to happen with the O. QB issues is a big deal regardless of coaching. Rhule will fix that too. Just not this year. Year 1 Kirby lost to Vandy, Tech, TN, almost lost to Nichols State, and 3 other losses. He had a better roster and better couple QBs that Huskers do this year. The next year the Dawgs lost to Bama in overtime in the National Championship. It had been 40 years since our last Natty. Dawg fans know pain. I recognize all the same cursed feeling emotions y'all have been going through. Rhule will get there. Or Rhule will get real close. Either way, it'll be a hell of a lot more fun in the coming years.