Wife drank 2 ciders and wanted to fuck
Told me to cum on her stomach/abs cuz she was gonna shower anyways.
Told me to cum on her stomach/abs cuz she was gonna shower anyways.
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New Years Weekend Drinking Thread
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In that case you should have shot it in her hair for the fun of it.Wife drank 2 ciders and wanted to fuck
Told me to cum on her stomach/abs cuz she was gonna shower anyways.
You ever made a brown woman mad?
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Yeah what if you took a good thing and ruined it?
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No, are they similar to latinas? I know they are crazy usually in the jealous way.
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I hit my wife’s eye once. I actually felt bad about that one.
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I’ve always liked poking the bear, but I see your point.
Desi girls are like Latinas, except their bite is even worse than the bark.
This is how you end up beat unconscious with a frying pan then ran over by a Mercedes.
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That last part made me laugh.
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To pull a random example out of a hat
Also cuz of where my wife is from there is a higher chance of a family member being connected to the Mumbai mafia as any Latina is of being connected to a cartel.
So just another fun thing to consider.
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It reminds me of my childhood when my crazy sister took a big butcher knife and tried stabbing me and when we were working in our hometown at our shop on Main Street and she jumped in the car and I said go ahead hit me you won’t you crazy bitch. Put it this way good thing I got the fuck out of the way and ran up the ditch area up to a high spot on the sidewalk because I was getting ran over. I’m thankful I married a woman that puts up with my shit.
A sister?
This ends the crazy v hot scale graph from the get go.
Just crazy = no saroo (or “no buneo” for other kinds of brown)
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Another funny story about her is my buddy and I were in lincoln for a spring game 10-15 years ago and drinking downtown with her. Anyways we all ended up talking to Richie Incognito and she was trying to hit on him. He said get in line with the rest of them. I thought it was pretty funny.
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That's the spirit!
Why yes I will open another Walmart champagne and yes I am on team run the damn ball
Drunk
Drunk
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