New Years Weekend Drinking Thread

[God is a Husker]

Wife drank 2 ciders and wanted to fuck

Told me to cum on her stomach/abs cuz she was gonna shower anyways.

 

[Cash68847]

Wife drank 2 ciders and wanted to fuck

Told me to cum on her stomach/abs cuz she was gonna shower anyways.

In that case you should have shot it in her hair for the fun of it.

 

[God is a Husker]

In that case you should have shot it in her hair for the fun of it.

You ever made a brown woman mad?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

In that case you should have shot it in her hair for the fun of it.

Yeah what if you took a good thing and ruined it?

 

[Cash68847]

You ever made a brown woman mad?

No, are they similar to latinas? I know they are crazy usually in the jealous way.

 

[Cash68847]

You ever made a brown woman mad?

I hit my wife’s eye once. I actually felt bad about that one.

 

[Cash68847]

Yeah what if you took a good thing and ruined it?

I’ve always liked poking the bear, but I see your point.

 

[God is a Husker]

No, are they similar to latinas? I know they are crazy usually in the jealous way.

I hit my wife’s eye once. I actually felt bad about that one.

I’ve always liked poking the bear, but I see your point.

Desi girls are like Latinas, except their bite is even worse than the bark.


This is how you end up beat unconscious with a frying pan then ran over by a Mercedes.

 

[rr55]

Just finished an ipa silo from a brewery in Estes Park I picked up a while ago, now poured the first pendleton water.

 

[Cash68847]

Desi girls are like Latinas, except their bite is even worse than the bark.


This is how you end up beat unconscious with a frying pan then ran over by a Mercedes.

That last part made me laugh.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

That last part made me laugh.

To pull a random example out of a hat

 

[God is a Husker]

That last part made me laugh.

Also cuz of where my wife is from there is a higher chance of a family member being connected to the Mumbai mafia as any Latina is of being connected to a cartel.


So just another fun thing to consider.

 

[God is a Husker]

To pull a random example out of a hat

A specific threat she has made before

 

[Cash68847]

Desi girls are like Latinas, except their bite is even worse than the bark.


This is how you end up beat unconscious with a frying pan then ran over by a Mercedes.

It reminds me of my childhood when my crazy sister took a big butcher knife and tried stabbing me and when we were working in our hometown at our shop on Main Street and she jumped in the car and I said go ahead hit me you won’t you crazy bitch. Put it this way good thing I got the fuck out of the way and ran up the ditch area up to a high spot on the sidewalk because I was getting ran over. I’m thankful I married a woman that puts up with my shit.

 

[God is a Husker]

It reminds me of my childhood when my crazy sister took a big butcher knife and tried stabbing me and when we were working in our hometown at our shop on Main Street and she jumped in the car and I said go ahead hit me you won’t you crazy bitch. Put it this way good thing I got the fuck out of the way and ran up the ditch area up to a high spot on the sidewalk because I was getting ran over. I’m thankful I married a woman that puts up with my shit.

A sister?

This ends the crazy v hot scale graph from the get go.


Just crazy = no saroo (or “no buneo” for other kinds of brown)

 

[Cash68847]

A sister?

This ends the crazy v hot scale graph from the get go.


Just crazy = no saroo (or “no buneo” for other kinds of brown)

Another funny story about her is my buddy and I were in lincoln for a spring game 10-15 years ago and drinking downtown with her. Anyways we all ended up talking to Richie Incognito and she was trying to hit on him. He said get in line with the rest of them. I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[dsbigred1]

Got wickedly drunk last night playing pinball with my brother in law. I'll be lucky to make it to 9:30 tonight.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Got wickedly drunk last night playing pinball with my brother in law. I'll be lucky to make it to 9:30 tonight.

That's the spirit!

 

[slattimer]

I’ve had 3 zing zang bloody Mary’s. Started in on the king sue. I’ve got some DDH fairy nectar on deck. Then I’m going to take the wife to pound town when the kids go to bed. Should set up for a solid New Year’s Eve.

 

[God is a Husker]

Why yes I will open another Walmart champagne and yes I am on team run the damn ball


Drunk