Nebraska Portal Departures 2025

[Fargo Husker]

Figured we could use a thread to track/discuss these.

Portal Departures (updated 1/5/26)

Name	Position	New School
Caden VerMaas	DB	Rice
Jamarion Parker	RB
Dylan Raiola	QB
Malcolm Hartzog	DB
Preston Okafor	DB
Maverick Noonan	DL/Edge
Marcos Davila	QB
Tristan Alvano	K
Roger Gradney	LB
Jaylen George	DL	Tulsa
Jason Maciejczak	OL	Wyoming
Rahmir Stewart	LB
Dylan Parrot	DL
Houston Kaahaaina-Torres	OL
Brice Turner	DB
Keona Davis	DL
Willis McGahee IV	DL
Kenneth Williams	RB
Brian Tapu	OL

 

[Tsakoi]

Cadumb QueerMoss- Rice Self Handjob Blackbelt

Jamook Porker
Dyldoe MaHomeless

Malecum Fartlog-Arizona Midget Pants Model

Presstongue OnaFag- Fresno State Gay Bar Bathroom Attendant

Mavprick Spoonan
Marpus DaVagina
Captain "Lou" Albano
Roger Badknee

Gaylen Gorge - Tulsa Condom Factory Taste Tester

Gayson Milkshakeshart- Wyoming Cow Sperm Collector

Ramhim Stewfart
Spooston Kindawanna-Tearrhisass
Lice Turder
Peeona Gayvis
Goneth WillYamtits
Brain Tapussy


*will update as needed
** Updating landing spots as well

 

[Goskers07]

How dare you neglect Caden VerMaas (had to look up his actual name).

 

[Fargo Husker]

How dare you neglect Caden VerMaas (had to look up his actual name).

I knew there was one I forgot.

 

[Frogsker30]

What about that roid using rb jamarigone parkher

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Cadumb QueerMoss
Dyldoe MaHomeless
Malecum Fartlog

*will update as needed

Fartlog is both one of the stupidest and one of the funniest things ever posted here

 

[herbsinator]

Cadumb QueerMoss
Dyldoe MaHomeless
Malecum Fartlog

*will update as needed

VermASS was right there and you fucking missed it

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Cadumb QueerMoss
Jamook Porker
Dyldoe MaHomeless
Malecum Fartlog

*will update as needed

if you have children, I'd love to know their first and middle names.

 

[turek420845]

Should lock the thread, so we just see the departures instead of a bunch of bitches talking back and forth.

P.S. If you reply, then yore a bitch.

 

[Herbie]

Oh no. Not the midget hog

 

[Goskers07]

Should lock the thread, so we just see the departures instead of a bunch of bitches talking back and forth.

P.S. If you reply, then yore a bitch.

I'll reply, bitch.

But I agree. Would also be nice to add two more columns, one for confirmed transfers in and one for legit speculated transfers.

 

[Fargo Husker]

Should lock the thread, so we just see the departures instead of a bunch of bitches talking back and forth.

P.S. If you reply, then yore a bitch.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Portal Arrivals (updated 12/20/25)

N/A

 

[Fargo Husker]

Dropping like flies

 

[Herbie]

Dropping like flies

What’s the verdict here — more or less impactful than Collins Okafor?

 

[Fargo Husker]

What’s the verdict here — more or less impactful than Collins Okafor?

Is it possible to be less?

 

[Herbie]

Is it possible to be less?

I wouldn’t think so. But Omaha always surprises me in these situations

 

[Cornicator]

What’s the verdict here — more or less impactful than Collins Okafor?

Is it possible to be less?

Will become a great player at Concordia. Should've never been at UNL.

 

[Quint]

What’s the verdict here — more or less impactful than Collins Okafor?

I’m not gonna lie. I had forgotten he was on the roster.

 

[YetiJR]

Dropping like flies