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Breaking Nebraska has landed its punter

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Just the kind of weirdo we need.

This fucking psycho is married already.

"My wife and I have a really good life plan laid out in Lincoln, so that really sped things along. Entering the portal, Kellie and I wanted to find a better life outside of football as well as within football where we transferred and we really see that in Lincoln. So, it's been nothing short of just absolute perfection. I couldn't have asked for anything better and I can't wait to get to town."
 
This fucking psycho is married already.

"My wife and I have a really good life plan laid out in Lincoln, so that really sped things along. Entering the portal, Kellie and I wanted to find a better life outside of football as well as within football where we transferred and we really see that in Lincoln. So, it's been nothing short of just absolute perfection. I couldn't have asked for anything better and I can't wait to get to town."

Being from that part of the country I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s Mormon and has been married a decade.
 
This fucking psycho is married already.

"My wife and I have a really good life plan laid out in Lincoln, so that really sped things along. Entering the portal, Kellie and I wanted to find a better life outside of football as well as within football where we transferred and we really see that in Lincoln. So, it's been nothing short of just absolute perfection. I couldn't have asked for anything better and I can't wait to get to town."
He probably wants to get away from the tree hugging hippies in Missoula. Most people think Missoula is a nice town, but as someone who grew up in MT, I always thought it was a shit hole compared to Bozeman or Livingston.
 
He probably wants to get away from the tree hugging hippies in Missoula. Most people think Missoula is a nice town, but as someone who grew up in MT, I always thought it was a shit hole compared to Bozeman or Livingston.
Looks like it's expensive as shit to buy a house unless if course you're on board with the meth trailer. No judgment from me
 
and that 5* HS kicker from KS. he looks legit. he passed on a scholarship offer from KU to walk on at DONU.
I know the kid has an absolute cannon for a leg, but didn’t he only make 50% of his field goals this year? I just have no faith we can properly develop him I guess
 
Looks like it's expensive as shit to buy a house unless if course you're on board with the meth trailer. No judgment from me
In all honestly, the western side of Montana is expensive to buy and always has been thanks to Hollywood elites buying up everything that could have a view. When I was looking to move back to MT 4 years ago, $400k only got me a new house with a .25 acre lot in or near Billings. For the same price out here in VA, I ended up buying a bigger house with 3 acres on it. Granted, I still would like to move back to MT, but only for half of the year since I hate snow and cold weather.
 
Serious question that I can’t believe I’m asking:

If we have a punter averaging 46 and putting 1/2 of them inside the 20, do we win a couple more games this year?

If we have a kicker 80% and every XP, do we win even a couple more games?

It’s pretty rare that you can get a kicker and a punter and it actually “moves the needle.” I think it happened here.
 
Serious question that I can’t believe I’m asking:

If we have a punter averaging 46 and putting 1/2 of them inside the 20, do we win a couple more games this year?

If we have a kicker 80% and every XP, do we win even a couple more games?

It’s pretty rare that you can get a kicker and a punter and it actually “moves the needle.” I think it happened here.

Possibly we could have. I could be wrong, but if we had a punter that had good hangtime which allowed for the defense to get to the returner before he caught would help. I’m actually surprised they don’t display the pint hang time on NFL games like they used to.
 
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