MLPFC Shit Posting

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

am i weird, i dont drink coffee

Yes

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

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speaking of 12 ounces

Epitome of idyllic

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

baseball size hail in Garden County

we got a ton of rain last night in McCook, borderline flash flood. We had 5 inches of fast moving water on the road, it moved our lazy neighbor's trash can down 1/2 a block... serves her right for leaving it out for so long. (Friday pickup)

You're living in McCook? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

My son just pooped into my wife’s hand during a diaper change. That’s a new one.

He had already pooped and was crying because he gets all emotional when he poops, so my wife picked him up before I could get the next diaper on him.

I told her “you’re just gonna have to set him right back down.”

She said “there’s more poop coming out. And it’s in my hand.”

I looked at her hand and, sure enough, she was holding a turd.

This is a shitposting thread, right?

No more handjobs?

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Eleventy billion was close enough, at least if you round.

Repeating, of course (kinda like my posts at this moment)

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

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@Woodrow F Call drinking lukewarm latte’s. guy that called needed help baling i think is sending his wife with more beer. dangerous game

Praise be thy GPS

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Can we invite the Auburn guy who couldn’t get laid from MLPFC to this site?

Motha fuckin tibbs

 

[God is a Husker]

You're living in McCook? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

where the men are men and the women are too

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

where the men are men and the women are too

And both smell like shit due to the ambiance

Addendum: I took a microfabrication course in grad school. I know the smells you're used to.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Praise be thy GPS

um no.

 

[God is a Husker]

And both smell like shit due to the ambiance

Addendum: I took a microfabrication course in grad school. I know the smells you're used to.

Brother once you have been to India you don’t even notice smells below a F5 on the Fujita scale

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Brother once you have been to India you don’t even notice smells below a F5 on the Fujita scale

Or a graduate EE course (95% Indians)

 

[God is a Husker]

Or a graduate EE course (95% Indians)

na man, some Indians (southern or bengal) smell sometimes but thats from BO (sweat and food)


now imagine a country with hundreds of millions of them, then animals everywhere and I mean everywhere it doesn't matter if you're in downtown Mumbai there will be cows/horses/chickens/etc. and then on top of that storm throw in the 2nd most pollution in the world


the cities are the worst, the countryside isn't bad at all


imagine the biggest feed lot you have ever been to but its 112 degrees and thats Indian cities

 

[God is a Husker]

Dad jokes and Coffee, thats the stuff

 

[Adolph Coors]

who wants to loan me $70,000 til i get my house sold

 

[Woodrow F Call]

who wants to loan me $70,000 til i get my house sold

I was just playing with all the deck jokes, you don't have to buy a house that has one

 

[Woodrow F Call]

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276 lbs. and apparently a vlad putin fan 🤣

 

[Adolph Coors]

I was just playing with all the deck jokes, you don't have to buy a house that has one

this place has all the lots and buildings and shit id ever need

 

[LoudHogRider]

this place has all the lots and buildings and shit id ever need

We never say those words out loud, especially in front of the Mrs. We say things like, "This would be a great start to the property I have in mind. We can do it in phases as finances permit", and (unsaid), I control the finances, dear. Hehehehe ...

 

[Adolph Coors]

We never say those words out loud, especially in front of the Mrs. We say things like, "This would be a great start to the property I have in mind. We can do it in phases as finances permit", and (unsaid), I control the finances, dear. Hehehehe ...

we are both on board. we have more than enough equity in our current house to make this happen. we just dont have that much cash laying around until we list and sell our house