MLPFC Shit Posting

[Woodrow F Call]

everybody gonna get some rain baby

I'd prefer to miss a few and get the soybeans wrapped up

 

[God is a Husker]

The McCook area up through Curtis always seems like they get hit hard with storms.

only been here 3 months and we have had 3 yuge storms

Feels great to be welcomed back to Nebraska with such classic Nebraska weather

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[God is a Husker]

Confirmed Tornado on the ground

Selden, Leoville, Dresden and Jennings all in the path

Of those Towns here is the God is a Husker rankings

1. Selden - midway cafe, lumber yard, BBQ


2. Jennings - “Come Czech us out.”


3. Dresden - awesome Greenhouse


4. Leoville - I know the Catholic Church can afford AC, so do it

 

[God is a Husker]

Should have tagged @Woodrow F Call in my Kansas shitpost

 

[HCFord1]

My son just pooped into my wife’s hand during a diaper change. That’s a new one.

He had already pooped and was crying because he gets all emotional when he poops, so my wife picked him up before I could get the next diaper on him.

I told her “you’re just gonna have to set him right back down.”

She said “there’s more poop coming out. And it’s in my hand.”

I looked at her hand and, sure enough, she was holding a turd.

This is a shitposting thread, right?

 

[God is a Husker]

tornado update: Selden got smashed

 

[God is a Husker]

Lumber yard survived but the warehouse across the street is down

 

[Jim14510]

My son just pooped into my wife’s hand during a diaper change. That’s a new one.

He had already pooped and was crying because he gets all emotional when he poops, so my wife picked him up before I could get the next diaper on him.

I told her “you’re just gonna have to set him right back down.”

She said “there’s more poop coming out. And it’s in my hand.”

I looked at her hand and, sure enough, she was holding a turd.

This is a shitposting thread, right?

Doesn't get any more of a shit post than this.

 

[Jim14510]

Lumber yard survived but the warehouse across the street is down

Holy shit.

 

[Cash68847]

My son just pooped into my wife’s hand during a diaper change. That’s a new one.

He had already pooped and was crying because he gets all emotional when he poops, so my wife picked him up before I could get the next diaper on him.

I told her “you’re just gonna have to set him right back down.”

She said “there’s more poop coming out. And it’s in my hand.”

I looked at her hand and, sure enough, she was holding a turd.

This is a shitposting thread, right?

Wait until he starts digging in his diaper and playing with his poop. Now those days are fun.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Lumber yard survived but the warehouse across the street is down

 

[BBTown Bomber]

That is some crazy shit. Any idea of injuries or deaths??

.

 

[God is a Husker]

That is some crazy shit. Any idea of injuries or deaths??

.

we are on our way there right now, I'll post some pics

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Wait until he starts digging in his diaper and playing with his poop. Now those days are fun.

We've avoided diaper digging so far, but I think our 1 year old is going to do it. He already can't be left without pants because he just takes his diaper off

My son just pooped into my wife’s hand during a diaper change. That’s a new one.

He had already pooped and was crying because he gets all emotional when he poops, so my wife picked him up before I could get the next diaper on him.

I told her “you’re just gonna have to set him right back down.”

She said “there’s more poop coming out. And it’s in my hand.”

I looked at her hand and, sure enough, she was holding a turd.

This is a shitposting thread, right?

I like how nonchalantly you start grabbing turds after you have kids.

 

[God is a Husker]

been picking up stuff/cleaning up all morning

eating burgers and hot dogs provided by First State Bank + chips and drinks provided by The Bank (the most Northwest Kansas thing ever is a bank that has like 8 locations and its literally just called "The Bank" cuz why be cute when you can get to the point) with the emergency response team while my wife sees patients at the clinic in town (only place in town with WIFI and is 1 of the 2 places in town with electricity)

like 15 farmers drove to town with front end loaders or bobcats and helped clean it up, shoutout @Woodrow F Call

nice and sunny out today but my son is losing his shit being stuck in the stroller for so long

 

[God is a Husker]

https://www.ksn.com/news/local/tornado-touchdown-confirmed-in-selden-kansas/


PS: I love Steve Hirsch

 

[Woodrow F Call]

been picking up stuff/cleaning up all morning

eating burgers and hot dogs provided by First State Bank + chips and drinks provided by The Bank (the most Northwest Kansas thing ever is a bank that has like 8 locations and its literally just called "The Bank" cuz why be cute when you can get to the point) with the emergency response team while my wife sees patients at the clinic in town (only place in town with WIFI and is 1 of the 2 places in town with electricity)

like 15 farmers drove to town with front end loaders or bobcats and helped clean it up, shoutout @Woodrow F Call

nice and sunny out today but my son is losing his shit being stuck in the stroller for so long

you could cruise south of town about 9 miles and give him a tour of hoxie feedyard

 

[God is a Husker]

you could cruise south of town about 9 miles and give him a tour of hoxie feedyard

I know the Foote mafia and have been to the Hoxie feedyard, the Decatur County feedyard and the one where Hwy 83 meets Hwy 23 in between Colby and Hoxie


did you know they are gonna build their own meat packing plant in Colby? Like just the Footes own private packing plant. My favorite story about them is they bought People's State Bank. How often does the Farmer buy the bank and not the other way around? Love it

 

[Woodrow F Call]

I know the Foote mafia and have been to the Hoxie feedyard, the Decatur County feedyard and the one where Hwy 83 meets Hwy 23 in between Colby and Hoxie


did you know they are gonna build their own meat packing plant in Colby? Like just the Footes own private packing plant. My favorite story about them is they bought People's State Bank. How often does the Farmer buy the bank and not the other way around? Love it

I know them all, especially Greg. When the old man cashed in on his MicroBeef shares they went big and it's worked out well. Probably helps that he's sold thousands of acres by the square foot for ridiculous money to the ever expanding suburbs of KC at the original home yard and ground at Bucyrus KS.

I knew they were building their own packing house, can't believe it's taken this long. Them boys send 10,000 head to kill every week.

Another fun fact about the Foote's. They hedge zero cattle on the futures board. Figure if they lose on the live cattle side they'll be buying feeders back cheaper. Just unreal for a piss ant like me to fathom.