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MLPFC Shit Posting

A short report from San Francisco. I'm up here for a few days to see my Vietnam buddy and I haven't been back since before the pandemic. A lot of changes and not for the better.

I've been coming here since 1968 and I have a pretty good perspective on the city. It was declining before due to the homelessness and crime but it's at another level now. The homeless are everywhere, literal lee every block even in the Financial District where I stay. I saw a dozen or so crashed out on the steps of the Pacific Stock Exchange aka western Wall Street. Union Square looks like a scene from a dystopian movie. Most are just zonked out zombies but there are some who are aggressive and will follow you begging for money or cigarettes. Historically, the worst areas were in the Tenderloin District which has been Skid Row for decades. Now some other areas are nearly as bad.

There are no tourists. Chinatown and North Beach (Little Italy) are deserted where in the past it would be shoulder to shoulder. So many restaurants gone and those that are left have rules you'd expect to see in a Level 4 bio lab. Most of the locals just get food to go.

San Francisco has had some of the lowest national Covid 19 numbers for the entire pandemic yet everyone is masked. Whether in their cars alone, walking on the street, riding bikes, they wear them everywhere. They lose it when they see unmasked people and will confront you. I don't know how much is virtue signaling or if they are legit terrified. Probably some of both but it's incredibly annoying. They don't want to hear about being vaccinated because you must still wear a mask as a safeguard against the unvaccinated. Pure insanity.

A once beautiful and unique city is circling the drain. It was always a bit quirky and weird but it was pretty harmless and fun to visit. Now, when I return home to Orange County I feel like I'm going back to West Berlin after having been in the Communist Sector. It's that bad.
 
81 and sunny in the 308 today

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Hey same water table

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I always look forward to @Woodrow F Call pictures. A veritable Norman Rockwell in capturing midwestern daily life. Gets me right in the homesick feels.
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this showed up in a snapchat memory from a year ago (height of covid shutdown).

Wife always gave me shit that I never let her cut my hair or trim my beard. I said this is your once in a lifetime opportunity because we cant go anywhere or do jackshit. I like to pretend this what you, @LoudHogRider or @Elizabeth Reed may have looked like in your primes.

@scotchfrost9697 roast me
 
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this showed up in a snapchat memory from a year ago (height of covid shutdown).

Wife always gave me shit that I never let her cut my hair or trim my beard. I said this is your once in a lifetime opportunity because we cant go anywhere or do jackshit. I like to pretend this what you, @LoudHogRider or @Elizabeth Reed may have looked like in your primes.

@scotchfrost9697 roast me
🤣........I can only wish I had facial hair. When I was 20 or 45 or now, at 68. None

The closest I’ve ever come is on our past Canada fishing trips the rule always was “no shaving” for the week. Turns out I’ve got gray hair on my chin.....who knew? ✊

Momma hated it.

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this showed up in a snapchat memory from a year ago (height of covid shutdown).

Wife always gave me shit that I never let her cut my hair or trim my beard. I said this is your once in a lifetime opportunity because we cant go anywhere or do jackshit. I like to pretend this what you, @LoudHogRider or @Elizabeth Reed may have looked like in your primes.

@scotchfrost9697 roast me
this is what every person 30-70 looked like when i was a kid in the 90s
 
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this showed up in a snapchat memory from a year ago (height of covid shutdown).

Wife always gave me shit that I never let her cut my hair or trim my beard. I said this is your once in a lifetime opportunity because we cant go anywhere or do jackshit. I like to pretend this what you, @LoudHogRider or @Elizabeth Reed may have looked like in your primes.

@scotchfrost9697 roast me
The sideburns are simply glorious. It’s like you’ve channeled Englebert Humperdink and dropped him in the Flint Hills of Kansas, but hair? Those are rookie numbers, son!
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Here's what HAIR looks like:
Before:
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The donated HAIR:
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Back to being a clean-cut citizen:
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The proceeds went to Pantene's "Beautiful Lengths" program, which eventually winds up into wigs for women who've lost their hair due to cancer treatments. I went through this process TWICE, and it was an interesting social experiment to gauge how people reacted to a retired business guy with long hair. Trust me - people look at you different when you're rocking a pony tail.


I’ll let Bomber roast himself (it’s a trust tree thing), but I’ve got pictorial evidence that there was definitely a misspent youth in his past.
 
The sideburns are simply glorious. It’s like you’ve channeled Englebert Humperdink and dropped him in the Flint Hills of Kansas, but hair? Those are rookie numbers, son!
tenor.gif


Here's what HAIR looks like:
Before:
View attachment 2750

The donated HAIR:
View attachment 2751

Back to being a clean-cut citizen:
View attachment 2752

The proceeds went to Pantene's "Beautiful Lengths" program, which eventually winds up into wigs for women who've lost their hair due to cancer treatments. I went through this process TWICE, and it was an interesting social experiment to gauge how people reacted to a retired business guy with long hair. Trust me - people look at you different when you're rocking a pony tail.


I’ll let Bomber roast himself (it’s a trust tree thing), but I’ve got pictorial evidence that there was definitely a misspent youth in his past.

good on you for donating man that's awesome. My youngest daughter who is 7 has donated her hair once already, and damn near has enough for another round already.

If I could grow hair like that, 110% chance I'd sport a Kenny powers like mullet until the mrs. threatened to leave me.

PS. What's your secret to not aging? I'm 37 and feel like I look 10 years older than you
 
The sideburns are simply glorious. It’s like you’ve channeled Englebert Humperdink and dropped him in the Flint Hills of Kansas, but hair? Those are rookie numbers, son!
tenor.gif


Here's what HAIR looks like:
Before:
View attachment 2750

The donated HAIR:
View attachment 2751

Back to being a clean-cut citizen:
View attachment 2752

The proceeds went to Pantene's "Beautiful Lengths" program, which eventually winds up into wigs for women who've lost their hair due to cancer treatments. I went through this process TWICE, and it was an interesting social experiment to gauge how people reacted to a retired business guy with long hair. Trust me - people look at you different when you're rocking a pony tail.


I’ll let Bomber roast himself (it’s a trust tree thing), but I’ve got pictorial evidence that there was definitely a misspent youth in his past.
i might be a little attracted to you
 
good on you for donating man that's awesome. My youngest daughter who is 7 has donated her hair once already, and damn near has enough for another round already.

If I could grow hair like that, 110% chance I'd sport a Kenny powers like mullet until the mrs. threatened to leave me.

PS. What's your secret to not aging? I'm 37 and feel like I look 10 years older than you
I think his secret was making a bunch of money and retiring early.


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good on you for donating man that's awesome. My youngest daughter who is 7 has donated her hair once already, and damn near has enough for another round already.

If I could grow hair like that, 110% chance I'd sport a Kenny powers like mullet until the mrs. threatened to leave me.

PS. What's your secret to not aging? I'm 37 and feel like I look 10 years older than you

@LoudHogRider needs to become the Nebraska football HGH dealer

#makeNebraskaJuiceAgain
 
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