MLPFC Shit Posting

[BBTown Bomber]

that thing is cool
and I like the seller, wob, he's a good one on there.

Does it come in other colors?? Mrs. Bomber asking.....🥳🤩🤪😎😍

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[BBTown Bomber]

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happy birthday to me.

It actually snowed more than this here on april 20th one other time in my life, can't recall the year, just that we got let out of school early.

Happy Birthday, amigo. Sure wish you could make it up for our daily Coors Light happy hour every day at Bomber Financial Services. 😎🍺

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[BBTown Bomber]

youll have concrete? shit i still live in a sodhouse from the homestead act

Pics??

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[Woodrow F Call]

youll have concrete? shit i still live in a sodhouse from the homestead act

I would feel sorry for you but your beautiful bride owns a few pharmacies. I'd be ashamed for not providing her with a beautiful composite deck with aluminum railings

theres a Sammy Kershaw song buried somewhere in all of this

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Pics??

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[God is a Husker]

Hell yeah Dean

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Hell yeah Dean

 

[HCFord1]

I think my son is adjusting to being back in the heartland. Wouldn’t eat any vegetables tonight at his grandma’s but spent about 70 minutes gnawing on ribs.

I assume he’ll end up looking like this:

 

[LoudHogRider]

 

[SoCal_Corn]

 

[LoudHogRider]

In before @God is a Husker posts his favorite Ron Swanson gif:

 

[BBTown Bomber]

I think my son is adjusting to being back in the heartland. Wouldn’t eat any vegetables tonight at his grandma’s but spent about 70 minutes gnawing on ribs.

I assume he’ll end up looking like this:

That’s a fine looking young man and I know he’ll look great wearing red, in Memorial stadium, watching our 2032 National Championship team. GBR!!

❤️🌽🏈

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[BBTown Bomber]

I'm still chuckling at my previous response ^^^, but your response reminded me of a story. Back in my single days in the Twin Cities, I briefly dated a ginger, divorced nurse (the jackpot trifecta!). She eventually shared a story about the demise of her previous marriage, which actually began on her honeymoon. Her husband had arranged for a romantic week of canoeing in the boundary waters area of northern MN. She claimed she was promised romantic breakfasts, etc. when blueberry pancake mix in a package, ginormous mosquitos and portaging her canoe from body of water to the next body of water turned out to be the reality.

She said on the third day of the "honeymoon adventure", she simply looked at her soon-to-be-ex-husband and said, "I'm done with this shit. You get me to the nearest Ramada Inn and I mean now!" 🤣

I laughed sympathetically, girded my loins for another round of bliss, and quickly got the hell outta that relationship.

Trifecta noted.....😎

* ginger
* divorced
* nurse

Assuming you were a 69 point favorite in Vegas. 🤣

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[BBTown Bomber]

@scotchfrost9697 tell me if you'd be pissed in this scenario...

Had 160 steers and heifers consigned to kimball livestock in SoDak this past week. The one owner said feed and water pens would be full so send them Monday evening (Tuesday sale) and he'd pull the lead consignment from a pen a with hay and water, then put mine in it at 8-9 am. I had both trucks weigh when they left the feed yard, 782 average, steers and heifers mixed.

I call Tuesday evening to see how they sold, my top end of steers weighed 773 in the ring. (shouldve been more like 810-820) top end of the heifers 696 (should've been 725 easy). I finally got the one owner on the line and basically just said wtf? He said its nothing knew for people to over estimate what their cattle weighed and was treating me like an idiot. I said dude, I know we dont know each other, but I ship cattle every month of the year and nothing shrinks 10% unless they aren't put on feed and water for 24 hrs, it was a 120 mile haul, fuck our 1450 pound fat heiferettes havent been shrinking 6% on a 1300 mile haul to fernley Nevada!(I then asked him if he'd care to argue over state certified weight tickets when they left the feedyard) and he instantly started singing a different tune. Well come to find out it was the other owner that fucked up, he personally put them in the pen behind the chute then never told anyone to move them in the morning.

I'm not terribly pissed because the steers at 773, brought 1.5250. But my point was theres no way in knowing that they wouldn't have brought 1.50 if they weighed 800. That's $22 a head. Same goes for the heifers that were 696 at 1.39.

They haven't offered any break on commission or anything. I did make it clear if theres a fucking feed and yardage charge taken out of the check I'll be driving 400 miles to kimball and knocking his teeth out(I said it politely as possible).

Am I overreacting?

No.....not even a little.

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[BBTown Bomber]

@God is a Husker did you know we legit thought you were @died?

A poster on TMB must've got his stories/wires crossed.

That’s some seriously fucked up crossed wires.

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[BBTown Bomber]

Take a guess

😱

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[HCFord1]

Where’s the Boner Alert button on RSS when you need it?

@jw3

 

[jw3]

Hell yeah Dean

rss troll incoming

 

[God is a Husker]

I think my son is adjusting to being back in the heartland. Wouldn’t eat any vegetables tonight at his grandma’s but spent about 70 minutes gnawing on ribs.

I assume he’ll end up looking like this:

81 and sunny in the 308 today

 

[Adolph Coors]

81 and sunny in the 308 today

Mccook is for some reason the hottest part of the state. i remember hauling bales to feedlot west of indianola when it was 110+ (no a/c)