Breaking I think the house next door was purchased to launder money

[Baron Winnebago]

Brother appears to be an aspiring comedian/entrepreneur.

From $500 to $5 million - How two UF students turned a side hustle into a multimillion-dollar business - UF Warrington News

How it started When Karthik Shanadi (BS ’14), 27, and Luke McGurrin (BSBA ’14), 28, were looking to make apparel for an upcoming fundraiser for their fraternity, they couldn’t find

news.warrington.ufl.edu

Athlete's Thread on Revolutionizing the NIL Space and Helping Every Athlete Monetize Their Brand - New York Weekly

Before June 2021, college athletes were highly restricted from profiting off their Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL).

nyweekly.com

And for those of you who want new Nebraska swag

University of Nebraska

Officially Licensed Merchandise for University of Nebraska. Athlete's Thread has a wide range of products for University of Nebraskaincluding T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Long Sleeve, Hats, Stickers, Buttons, Drinkware, Coffee Cups, Water Bottles, Gifts and More.

athletesthread.com

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I'm like 90% sure that the brother who scored the sweet profile in the UF business school alum outlet is giving him cash that he's taking out of his floundering businesses of making shitty screen print Ts to go and buy a house that he can later sell.

Given that these aren't criminal masterminds, they are of course not doing anything for upkeep on the house.

 

[huskerj12]

Absolutely incredible thread, can't wait to find out more from your investigation

 

[HCFord1]

I'm like 90% sure that the brother who scored the sweet profile in the UF business school alum outlet is giving him cash that he's taking out of his floundering businesses of making shitty screen print Ts to go and buy a house that he can later sell.

Given that these aren't criminal masterminds, they are of course not doing anything for upkeep on the house.

This has been my conclusion too. $5M in revenue is nothing for a company like that, and you can only grow so much. Despite the NYWeekly profile on Athletes Thread, that business looks to be absolute dogshit and a guaranteed money pit.

This dude knows the IRS is coming some day and is hiding money in his LLCs that his brother has his name attached to, and the brother is keeping a low profile and hiding his identity on the purchases.

 

[Herbie]

Don’t go sticking your nose places it doesn’t belong bro

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Looks like you've found Nebraska's Connor Stallions, OP.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

This has been my conclusion too. $5M in revenue is nothing for a company like that, and you can only grow so much. Despite the NYWeekly profile on Athletes Thread, that business looks to be absolute dogshit and a guaranteed money pit.

This dude knows the IRS is coming some day and is hiding money in his LLCs that his brother has his name attached to, and the brother is keeping a low profile and hiding his identity on the purchases.

All you can find on your friendly neighbor is that he's filed a bunch of LLCs and dissolved them in around a year's time. Clearly just a shell game going on with the hopes no one ever asks where a barely existent LLCs assets went to.

 

[vailhusker]

From the neighbor who has been in contact with him:

What the fuck.

Prayers up for the Op

 

[HCFord1]

Brother appears to be an aspiring comedian/entrepreneur.

Accurate.

I didn’t post these in the OP but found this cringeworthy shit on Luke’s FB:

“The mind is the dick of the heart.”

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Accurate.

I didn’t post these in the OP but found this cringeworthy shit on Luke’s FB:

“The mind is the dick of the heart.”

-Luke McGurrin, 2019

Don't leave the followers of this thread hanging. Here's the brilliance in video form

 

[HCFord1]

Don't leave the followers of this thread hanging. Here's the brilliance in video form

Oh. My. Fuck.

What a Chad

 

[Pepe Silvia]

start squatting in the house and if this drags out for 10 years you'll have a free house

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Oh. My. Fuck.

What a Chad

Honestly if we learn nothing from this, it's that there is a living person out there who was HYPED to share his comedy showcase titled "the mind is the dick of the heart" and if that's not enough to undermine your faith in civilization I don't know what is

 

[doublewing]

One of his Facebook interests is Chase Bank.

If not a bot, he's a serial killer.

 

[BingoDingo]

One of his Facebook interests is Chase Bank.

If not a bot, he's a serial killer.

Love Jamie Dimon!

 

[HuskerPAC]

Don't leave the followers of this thread hanging. Here's the brilliance in video form

Just the absolute definition of douche bag.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Just the absolute definition of douche bag.

I think you'll take that back when you see his new company

The Live Sympl Story

Luke and Sabrina, like so many others, have to wake up early but struggled with waking up early consistently and in no way considered themselves morning people so they were determined to find a way to make waking up early easy, natural, and sustainable. After two years of rigorously reviewing...

livesympl.com

If you don't want to click on the link for the company that is changing the world by helping people .... Wake up ... With nootropics

You might be persuaded by their story

"Luke and Sabrina, like so many others, have to wake up early but struggled with waking up early consistently and in no way considered themselves morning people so they were determined to find a way to make waking up early easy, natural, and sustainable."

 

[Herbie]

I’ll need a pic of the yard

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Don't leave the followers of this thread hanging. Here's the brilliance in video form

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

if this were on tMB it have the makings of a classic thread