I am a terrible fucking dad...

[Adolph Coors]

When he asked me about running laps, etc...should I do it?

I said 'You don't run on your hands do you?"

& dont sit on the sidelines playing with yourself. go stand by your position coach & get in there & watch/learn

 

[Jim14510]

Also, I kicked her lunchbox across the kitchen this morning.

I'm sure you had good reason. Or not. Either way nobody was physically injured. If they were it wasn't serious. If it was refer to the first sentence.

 

[Dble E]

This one hits home - I'm a terrible dad too.
I told my daughter to get back out there after she told me a kid had twisted her arm in the dugout.
Turns out she needed a cast for 6 weeks to prevent ligament/tendon surgery.
Also, I kicked her lunchbox across the kitchen this morning.

My wife said had he went with my dumbass advice, he might have torn his muscle.

 

[Toe]

What should i buy him to make it up for being a shit-bag dad?