I am a terrible fucking dad...

[Dble E]

So my soft as shit son hasn't been partaking in football practice because his arm hurts...wah...wah...I told he might have to be tough if he wants to play football. And that he should try to play...

Whelp...wife took him to the Dr...broken arm on the growth plate. Geebus I suck balls.

What should i buy him to make it up for being a shit-bag dad?

 

[HUSKER6PACK]

Hookers and blow.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

If Shaq Griffin can tackle with one hand, he can tackle with one arm.

 

[Jim14510]

Nothing. I did something similar. Kid broke his middle finger playing 7 v 7 football. Kaelin always threw it too hard on short passes. He said his finger hurt. I said it was just jammed. I made him pitch the next morning. About a week later his mom noticed it was swollen and took him to the Dr. Had to get pins because the bone fragment separated so much.

I didn't buy him anything ftr.

 

[Dble E]

If Shaq Griffin can tackle with one hand, he can tackle with one arm.

Unless he's a pussy...oh wait...that attitude got me in trouble.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Unless he's a pussy...oh wait...that attitude got me in trouble.

He's never gonna make the NFL with HIS attitude

 

[Juro]

So my soft as shit son hasn't been partaking in football practice because his arm hurts...wah...wah...I told he might have to be tough if he wants to play football. And that he should try to play...

Whelp...wife took him to the Dr...broken arm on the growth plate. Geebus I suck balls.

What should i buy him to make it up for being a shit-bag dad?

A good working arm for his other activities would be good.

 

[Alcaus]

Don't buy him fucking anything.

Teach him to be more persuasive.

 

[Snockered69]

Unless he's a pussy...oh wait...that attitude got me in trouble.

Live look at chances of sax.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Hookers and blow.

Excellent first post

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

So my soft as shit son hasn't been partaking in football practice because his arm hurts...wah...wah...I told he might have to be tough if he wants to play football. And that he should try to play...

Whelp...wife took him to the Dr...broken arm on the growth plate. Geebus I suck balls.

What should i buy him to make it up for being a shit-bag dad?

No reason he can't still do punting & kicking.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Hookers and blow.

This is the only correct answer.

 

[dsbigred1]

Sounds like you should buy him some Vicadin

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Sounds like you should buy him some Vicadin

You know what. Buy me some too because I've been so helpful ITT

 

[dsbigred1]

You know what. Buy me some too because I've been so helpful ITT

He should buy enough for his son to sell to friends for some spending cash. Basically giving him $ and pain relief. I’ll put in an order.

 

[MtnHusker]

So my soft as shit son hasn't been partaking in football practice because his arm hurts...wah...wah...I told he might have to be tough if he wants to play football. And that he should try to play...

Whelp...wife took him to the Dr...broken arm on the growth plate. Geebus I suck balls.

What should i buy him to make it up for being a shit-bag dad?

 

[Dble E]

When he asked me about running laps, etc...should I do it?

I said 'You don't run on your hands do you?"

 

[Kinish]

When he asked me about running laps, etc...should I do it?

I said 'You don't run on your hands do you?"

he's gotta work twice as hard to stay in shape now..

no off days.

 

[dsbigred1]

When he asked me about running laps, etc...should I do it?

I said 'You don't run on your hands do you?"

If he’s taking the appropriate dosage of the aforementioned Vicadin, he shouldn’t even be able to stand up, so no need to worry about the laps. You can keep a tally until he recovers.

 

[huskermack]

This one hits home - I'm a terrible dad too.
I told my daughter to get back out there after she told me a kid had twisted her arm in the dugout.
Turns out she needed a cast for 6 weeks to prevent ligament/tendon surgery.
Also, I kicked her lunchbox across the kitchen this morning.