Frost exaggerating on local radio show

[vailhusker]

Crowd : Lardass! Lardass!

Lardass Hixson : Done!

[Lardass prepares to dive into his sixth OL drill, but then his stomach starts rumbling]

Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Coach Raiola knew it...

[Lardass barfs all over RG Broc Bando]

: ... he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The media in the audience screamed. LG Turner Corcoran took one look at RT Teddy Prochazca and barfed on RT Bryce Benhart. RT Bryce Benhart barfed on the RB that was next to him. Coach Frost barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Cheerleaders barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. Sharpe and Benning barfed on each other, and the Waterboys barfed all over the Tradition Coalition . And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created-a complete and total barf-o-rama!

 

[huskerj12]

Shouldn't it matter whether it was even true vs. dumb coachspeak hyperbole? If he said this and there was any actual evidence that it was true that would be one thing. But there isn't. And he was laughing as he said it. So we're left with the fact that it was a (barely) joke about something that would be dangerous if it was true, but it isn't. It's not even like a controversial/offensive topic it's just Frost speaking in a dumb cliche to fill the air on a radio show. This was a dumb moment from Frost but it doesn't deserve NEARLY the amount of scrutiny it suddenly got today haha.

It's like Frost chuckling and saying "Oh yeah we get them to the stadium early in the morning, we were laughing watching 15-20 guys speeding down the highway to get here on time" and the media being like "GASP! Maybe he was joking but... if this is true it sounds VERY unsafe. Doesn't he know speeding in a car is actually detrimental to his players' safety? WHAT'S GOING ON IN LINCOLN??"

 

[Mavsker]

Shouldn't it matter whether it was even true vs. dumb coachspeak hyperbole? If he said this and there was any actual evidence that it was true that would be one thing. But there isn't. And he was laughing as he said it. So we're left with the fact that it was a (barely) joke about something that would be dangerous if it was true, but it isn't. It's not even like a controversial/offensive topic it's just Frost speaking in a dumb cliche to fill the air on a radio show. This was a dumb moment from Frost but it doesn't deserve NEARLY the amount of scrutiny it suddenly got today haha.

It's like Frost chuckling and saying "Oh yeah we get them to the stadium early in the morning, we were laughing watching 15-20 guys speeding down the highway to get here on time" and the media being like "GASP! Maybe he was joking but... if this is true it sounds VERY unsafe. Doesn't he know speeding in a car is actually detrimental to his players' safety? WHAT'S GOING ON IN LINCOLN??"

Why is the assumption that there isn't a large amount of offensive line puking at practice, when the head coach is on video saying that there is? Because he was chuckling as he said it? Could he not find it funny that a bunch of fat slobs are puking at practice?

 

[huskerj12]

Why is the assumption that there isn't a large amount of offensive line puking at practice, when the head coach is on video saying that there is? Because he was chuckling as he said it? Could he not find it funny that a bunch of fat slobs are puking at practice?

Take it however you wish I guess, @alt f4 is at practices and said he's seen zero pukes. Haha

 

[Ext. 55]

Who gives a shit…puke and win football games. Don’t puke and win football games. Talk about it, don’t talk about it.

Win football games.

 

[HerbRedman]

Why is the assumption that there isn't a large amount of offensive line puking at practice, when the head coach is on video saying that there is? Because he was chuckling as he said it? Could he not find it funny that a bunch of fat slobs are puking at practice?

Bc everything to Frost is a dick pulling competition. The rap is that Wisconsin and Cockeye and Minnesota work harder than we do. This offends Scott as a Wood River, Skoal addicted good ol boy.

So Frost now takes every opportunity to brag about how tough his team is, even if it isn't true (there's no way this is even 50% accurate).

This is similar to the Harbaugh-UCF "we hit harder than they did" thing. Frost LIVES for the dick pulling competition. He's president, chairman and commissioner of the dick pulling league (DPL).

 

[biscuitbagger3]

Bc everything to Frost is a dick pulling competition. The rap is that Wisconsin and Cockeyes and Minnesota work harder than we do. This offends Scott as a Wood River, Skoal addicted good ol boy.

So Frost now takes every opportunity to brag about how tough his team is, even if it isn't true (there's no way this is even 50% accurate).

This is similar to the Harbaugh-UCF "we hit harder than they did" thing. Frost LIVES for the dick pulling competition. He's president, chairman and commissioner of the dick pulling league (DPL).

This feels like the Cockeye bloodbath comment. Most of Husker nation lost their effing mind. Scott was, foolishly, playing to that audience.

 

[Strongarm517]

We’ll I am an old fuck that loves Nebraska so much in large part because of the class, restraint, and professionalism always shown by TO at the podium.

Frost absolutely drives me nuts with his unkempt, chew, immature, ego driven, attitude.

 

[vailhusker]

Who gives a shit…puke and win football games. Don’t puke and win football games. Talk about it, don’t talk about it.

Win football games.

I'm to this point I don't give a shit who the coach is, just win and if you can't win then find someone who can, and I really don't give a shit anymore who that is either, if they have to bring in some hired guns so be it.

 

[Huskerzz9457]

That's like blaming a snitch for the crime instead of the criminal

Not really, it was a bad exaggeration that took up 20 seconds of a long interview, pretty nit-picky IMO

 

[ChocaEgg]

Not really, it was a bad exaggeration that took up 20 seconds of a long interview, pretty nit-picky IMO

Mmm...nah. Not nitpicky, IMO. If you say dumb stuff to the media you are going to get squashed for it.

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Huskerzz9457]

Mmm...nah. Not nitpicky, IMO. If you say dumb stuff to the media you are going to get squashed for it.

Very productive back and forth we got going, just countering with the opposite and adding the IMO

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I remember when Sports illustrated was a thing

 

[ChocaEgg]

It would've been a funny joke had he said that they vomited "15-29" times instead of "15-20"

 

[22*43*51]

 

[BingoDingo]

I remember when Sports illustrated was a thing

Member when you could sign up for a subscription and get a football phone and a copy of Greatest Sports Follies on VHS? Very cool.

 

[slattimer]

Game day and the cfb kickoff shows next week are going to be just swell. Guaranteed it’s mentioned.

I’d like to think he’d clarify the statement and say it was a bad joke and that doesn’t happen.

 

[HerbRedman]

Game day and the cfb kickoff shows next week are going to be just swell. Guaranteed it’s mentioned.

I’d like to think he’d clarify the statement and say it was a bad joke and that doesn’t happen.

Alberts (again) will have to step in and fix it. I'm sure a statement will come out. It is a little bit of an HR liability, if some OL player actually did get sick or injured, you'd have the HC live in radio bragging about this. So honestly the AD is probably working with legal to figure out how best to clean this up.

98% of Alberts' salary is for cleaning up after Frost's mistakes and dumb comments.

2% is for running every other sport in the athletic program.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Game day and the cfb kickoff shows next week are going to be just swell. Guaranteed it’s mentioned.

I’d like to think he’d clarify the statement and say it was a bad joke and that doesn’t happen.

That seems like the right thing to do and then make a joke about how it's going to fucking happen if they lose to northwestern