Every time I get into my wife’s car

[God is a Husker]

She said “I heard Fords are conservative in their estimates and you can really go for 30 more miles or so.” And I said “well let’s not test that.”

The 1 time in history my Dad could actually drop his “Ford stands for Found On Road Dead” joke and it be funny and he wasn’t there to do it.


Sad. Once in a lifetime timing for a good Dad joke chance.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

The 1 time in history my Dad could actually drop his “Ford stands for Found On Road Dead” joke and it be funny and he wasn’t there to do it.


Sad. Once in a lifetime timing for a good Dad joke chance.

“Fix Or Repair Daily”

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[Tyneb23]

She is a deep cover mole that is spying for all the other wives.

Her handle is @Tyneb23 posting Porn threads and reporting on the Likes/replies.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Got into my wife’s car this morning and she says she wants to head to Sam’s Club in Castle Rock for gas. I had to explain why I wasn’t comfortable driving 17 miles when her car says it’ll be out of gas in 7

 

[Mavsker]

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Got into my wife’s car this morning and she says she wants to head to Sam’s Club in Castle Rock for gas. I had to explain why I wasn’t comfortable driving 17 miles when her car says it’ll be out of gas in 7

Sheesh. You can more easily measure the amount of fuel left in that tank in ounces

 

[1HuskerDad]

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Got into my wife’s car this morning and she says she wants to head to Sam’s Club in Castle Rock for gas. I had to explain why I wasn’t comfortable driving 17 miles when her car says it’ll be out of gas in 7

Sam’s is 50 cents per gallon cheaper right now so I would stop at the closest station and get a gallon and then fill up the rest at Sam’s!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Sam’s is 50 cents per gallon cheaper right now so I would stop at the closest station and get a gallon and then fill up the rest at Sam’s!

There’s another station here in Parker that’s about the same and takes the Walmart+ member discount so I just went there instead

 

[RedSeaRising]

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Got into my wife’s car this morning and she says she wants to head to Sam’s Club in Castle Rock for gas. I had to explain why I wasn’t comfortable driving 17 miles when her car says it’ll be out of gas in 7

Drive on up to the gas stations off of 25 & 119, $1.99 and you get an excuse to come see Ya Boi

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Drive on up to the gas stations off of 25 & 119, $1.99 and you get an excuse to come see Ya Boi

We do need to head up your way soon. We can get Runza

 

[1HuskerDad]

Sam’s is about 20 miles from where I live. For my once a week trip, I take whichever vehicle is lowest on gas. My wife thinks there’s a gas fairy that magically refills the gas tank though!😉

 

[Jim14510]

All I care about is which gas station is closest to me when I need gas.

 

[HuskerPAC]

All I care about is which gas station is closest to me when I need gas.

I wouldn’t be able to tell you within $.75 what gas prices are per gallon at any given time. Are they $1 per gallon? $4 per gallon? Do not pay attention to it.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I wouldn’t be able to tell you within $.75 what gas prices are per gallon at any given time. Are they $1 per gallon? $4 per gallon? Do not pay attention to it.

 

[Jim14510]

I wouldn’t be able to tell you within $.75 what gas prices are per gallon at any given time. Are they $1 per gallon? $4 per gallon? Do not pay attention to it.

I get the exaggeration there but I'd bet 99% of the time it's between $2 and $3.

There was the extreme when it got up to $5ish. I noticed how high it was. I still wasn't going out of my way to save $.20/gallon.

 

[DrumMonkeyRobot]

My wife is the opposite of this. Constantly monitoring gas and tire pressure. And her car is immaculate. She gets pissed if I leave anything in there, even if it’s not trash.

 

[LoudHogRider]

My wife is the opposite of this. Constantly monitoring gas and tire pressure. And her car is immaculate. She gets pissed if I leave anything in there, even if it’s not trash.

I’d like to buy her Dad a beer. #ProperlyRaised

 

[HCFord1]

My wife is the opposite of this. Constantly monitoring gas and tire pressure. And her car is immaculate. She gets pissed if I leave anything in there, even if it’s not trash.

Do you guys have kids?

 

[DrumMonkeyRobot]

Do you guys have kids?

Just had our first, actually. 4 month old little girl.

 

[HCFord1]

Just had our first, actually. 4 month old little girl.

Just wait. The kids will beat that OCD right out of her in time. No such thing as a parent of a young kid with a spotless car.

 

[Black5hirt]

I thought you meant that when you get in it is rocking Doja Cat. But yeah, you need some gas.

At least the fuel issue is solvable.